Nov. 16, 2023

The Great Return

The Great Return

The return everyone spoke of. We're back and better than ever after our six-month hiatus. We break down what we have been up to and our future. Maybe we'll stick around maybe we won't. Find out this week on a Record of My Father.

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Hello, and welcome back to
another episode of A Record of

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My Father.
We're back after it, A little

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while on a big hiatus and we're
back.

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And maybe we're here to stay
this time.

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I don't know.
What are you thinking?

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Are we possible?
But we're always just we're

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we're we're two seconds away
from talking about really

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important top topics.
Can you think of any important

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topics that we can talk about?
We were just going to do an

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update, maybe what you've been
doing.

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Well, what have I been doing
for?

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I mean, we haven't done this in
like 5-6 months.

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Yeah, it's been so.
In that time frame, it's weird.

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I have to look at my phone to
see what what's been going on.

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I know that's weird, but it's
like, OK, you and I, did we go

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somewhere?
No.

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We went to, Yeah, we did in
January, I think from.

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Last time we did it was we were
getting ready to go to

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Antarctica and we went, well,
that was last year, yeah.

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Yeah, that was in January.
Oh, really, isn't it?

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Oh, yeah, January.
Very beginning cause.

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Yeah, you're right, 'cause then
we went.

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I mean, I just, I just got back
from Vegas 2 weeks ago. 4 weeks

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ago was New York.
No, four weeks ago was Ireland.

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The wife and I went to Ireland
for 10 days and that was

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beautiful.
Oh, it was only 10 days.

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I would say that was longer than
that.

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I don't know why.
Yeah.

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We were there for, like, I think
we were there total like 11,

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maybe 12, something like that.
But it's good.

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And that that's that's like the
good part of a trip.

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It's about 10 or 12 days, 'cause
then you get tired.

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You get tired of the, you know,
packing, unpacking, moving and

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all that.
But we drove all over the place.

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We saw the South, we saw there's
Kilkee, which is where it has

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like it's very much similar to
the Cliffs of Moore.

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But it's there's no people
there, so it's really, really,

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really cool.
We stayed at Castle.

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That was kind of neat.
What was the Castle I?

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Think it was like Mount Castle,
something like that.

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We went to the trumpet golf
course I got.

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Yeah, I got a picture of me
standing in front of the sign,

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giving it the bird.
You know, classic.

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Go around.
Yeah, classic.

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Exactly.
And then what else did we do?

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We went to.
Oh my gosh, I have to look

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through everything to see we're
all a different place, Muck

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Ross.
We went to Ennis Carey Powers

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Court.
They sound like me.

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Before that, no, they do.
I played at, I played golf in

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Ocean City with Tim.
We had a great time.

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We we played for like 3 or 4
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I played all these really,
really neat courses, you know,

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and it was just, it was just
wow, a lot of stuff.

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And then?
And before that, we went to New

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York and I saw like the Met and
I went to What was it?

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What is the Mat?
Guggenheim History Museum,

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right?
Metropolitan Museum of Modern

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Art.
And it was it was it was a whole

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bunch of different art.
It wasn't just modern art.

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It was really, really neat.
I went to Guggenheim, Saw there.

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Went to It's funny, I have to
look at my things.

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We visited the Shaws.
Before that, we went to the

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Breakers and went to Rhode
Island.

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I remember you're talking about
that, you know.

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That was really, really, it
wasn't.

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That was just Rhode Island,
right?

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That wasn't like Nantucket or
anything like that.

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No, no, we weren't.
Well, The thing is we were.

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We were there for like 4 days,
so we went up there.

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We hung out with them, went to
the local place in Marshfield.

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I think it's Marshfield we went
to.

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I mean, that's where Steve Tyler
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Rhode Island.
Marshfield, Really.

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Before that.
Before that, I was in Columbia

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with Bushka.
Yeah, yeah, that.

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Was in.
That was in July.

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We went to Cartagena, we went
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Which is beautiful, beautiful
place we went to.

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Oh my gosh, just we went to four
different cities.

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We went to Medellin, Cartagena,
we went to the islands and then

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we went to Bogota.
Just so much.

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I mean it's the weather is in
Cartagena was like San Diego.

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It's really, really beautiful.
And then before that, I was with

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your mother.
And where did we go again?

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Oh, we went to June, July.
Where was I?

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Didn't you go to Portugal or
something?

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Yeah, that was last year.
Oh, that was last year.

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I went with.
I think that came out and saw

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you, didn't I?
Oh no.

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We went to LAN, we went to
Lancaster.

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That's right.
We went to Lancaster, OH.

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Yeah.
And then before Lancaster, then

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we went.
We saw you.

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And then before that, I got
pictures of you in a suit.

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That's all I can tell.
Before that, I went to Florida

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and saw Edwin and did Crystal
River.

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And we also did, We did.
What did we do?

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Just just a just a ton of
things.

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And then before that was the
wife and I did, oh, here's the

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pictures of you and what's that
beach?

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What was the place we went to
the beach?

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Oh yeah, You.
Yeah, yeah.

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That's it, Hermosa.
Yeah, that was very, very neat.

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And then before that was
somebody graduated.

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Who's that who graduated?
Oh, Brian.

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Graduated.
That's right.

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I went to.
I went to UVA and went to the

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graduation for him.
I haven't seen him in a long

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time.
Yeah.

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And then before that, that's
been a while.

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Yeah.
I mean, this is not.

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That's not.
That's, that's we're talking six

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months, dude.
Yeah, before that.

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There's yeah, we went, oh, yeah,
in April I was we went to a

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gala.
We we usually don't go to

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Gala's, you know, 'cause they're
like, how does gala define, I

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don't even know what, like,
defines a gala.

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Well, the the problem.
Here's the thing.

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You go to, you go to a fancy
place like the Ritz Carlton they

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have, they have a huge room
where a couple thousand people

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show up, they have a silent
auction and they raise money for

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a charity.
Yeah and and I've always thought

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it was kind of odd but you know
that you you get to dress up

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with your friends and go there
and look all hottie totty and

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eat whatever you you know, and
they have usually fairly good

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food.
Well it's restaurant food so

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it's not really that good.
It's it's it's adequate And then

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and then you they raise money
for the charity for the year.

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Usually they'll have one big
event and since we give to a lot

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of different charities, we.
Get invitations to a lot of

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different events, but we just
usually we.

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I've been to a few and I just
like toys.

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About putting your name on
something though, that's what I.

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Found but yeah, but you go
there, you say to yourself like

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well do I really want to do I
think it do I think it makes

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sense to pat myself on the back
publicly.

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It kind of like, you know, very
massive memorial.

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Right And and so so I it's not
going to change what I'm going

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to do financially.
It's only going to change.

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It's only going to make me, you
know, go there and I start to

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look around and I start to feel
like, well, why am I doing this?

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You know, what's the point?
No, exactly.

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It's just.
To make you, you know, feel

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better about what you've been
doing.

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Right.
Well, you know, you wear tuxedo.

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I've rented tuxedos for these
things.

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And you spend money, go do that.
And you get, you go.

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And you're just like, I don't
know if this is the, you know,

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yeah.
That's to use.

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No, exactly kind of nonsensical.
But it makes it, you know, if it

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makes people happy and the and a
charity raises, they they raise

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their most money at those
events.

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Like that 'cause people don't
make catering.

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Yeah, you're catering to those
people that want a key chain for

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their large investment, right?
Exactly, yeah.

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Isn't that funny?
Yeah, well, that's.

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That's why we're going to the
trip.

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That's why we're going to
Kentucky.

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Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.

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'Cause that was one of the
things that I just bid on it and

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said.
What the heck, I'll just way

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money and take the kid to the
track and teach him how to

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gamble and lose money.
It's funny, I went to Vegas and

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I never gambled once.
I think I put a dollar in the

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slot machine and that was it.
Wow.

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And the two times that I went
this summer for birthdays.

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When Jeff and I went, it was
what was it?

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We met his brother out there the
first time, which was probably

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like, I don't know how many
years ago it was.

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We didn't bet the whole time we
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We ended up going to the pawn
shop, we played golf, we did all

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these cool things, more fun and
and and this last time I bet,

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but I bet right at the end and
Oh no, I bet on the third,

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second or third day, 'cause I
went out there with the whole

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idea that I was going to take my
Social Security check and put it

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on color, and I put it on black
and it doubled it, and then I

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just walked away.
So it was really kind of cool,

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yeah.
You know you you win money and

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you leave.
You know precisely.

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I think that's the way to so
that's the way to be a game the

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18th.
Yeah, next Saturday.

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Right Now I'm trying to work on
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One with my brother to go to the
Pantanal, which is next year.

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Wow.
And then the other is you and I

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and Bushka going to the North
Pole.

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Yeah.
Oh, he's coming too.

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Yeah, we want to see Santa
Claus.

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OK, gotcha.
Yeah, I mean, that's kind of the

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idea.
Oh, I don't know.

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I think I made, I ate this
frozen shrimp that's been in my

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freezer for a long time, for
about as long as our break.

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And I may I think I gave myself
food poisoning.

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I'm not sure, 'cause I feel
feeling, feeling ill.

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But I'm feeling ill.
We'll see.

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We're going to push this.
Yeah.

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Well, I'm.
Wondering.

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Well, it was already opened too
and I don't know if I opened it

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or I should probably should have
thrown it away, but I don't.

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I hate wasting food, but is that
weird?

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He was torn at the top and I was
like, did I do that or did like

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it come like that?
And then I was like, but I

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probably did it and so and so I
cooked it anyway and they.

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Found out the hard way.
It tasted fine, but now I'm

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feeling like wonky.
Well, I was going to eat the

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mom.
She had bought some shrimp

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because she had a guest down.
And I mean, it was really neat.

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And she bought shrimp and it
just smelled fishy, you know?

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When it has that, like, yeah,
yeah, I was like, you know, you

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can technically still eat it,
but it's like you don't want to

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because it's just so it throws
your appetite and throws it.

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Well, you got to be hammered.
I mean, that's the only way I

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remember.
It's the only way many When me

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and my son cook that fish and Oh
my God the I I was like, I I

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don't know how I hate that.
I don't know how I hate that.

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Yeah, yeah.
I really don't know.

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I I had to.
I think I ate it outside so I

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don't have to smell it.
There's another innuendo in

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there somewhere, but.
Well, the worst that the gosh,

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that's what we did at Edwin's
house.

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He we were supposed to be coming
down in one month and we ended

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up not coming down for like 2
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He had bought steak for the
first trip, right?

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And it was out of the freezer.
And it was in his refrigerator.

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And he held it in his
refrigerator for a month.

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OK And he brings it out and we
look at it, Seth and I, this is

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back when Seth was alive.
We look at it and you're like,

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Oh my God, He goes, oh, don't
worry about it, just take

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another hit of rum.
But he had a hibachi and he was

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cooking it.
And he had like, banana leaves.

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And he put banana leaves over
top of it.

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And you could not.
I ate like a corner of a burnt

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corner of it.
And he was like, you know, we

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got to eat it.
And I'm going like, dude, no,

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you you don't.
We don't need to eat rotten

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meat.
It was just, it was comical,

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though, because we were all
sitting there and I was trying

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to eat some of it.
And the only thing I was eating

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is, you know when you like, if
you throw a steak on the grill

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and you burn it, like really,
really burn it and then.

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And then I cut the I cut the
black off and I ate that I was

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it was crunching when I was
eating.

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I mean, I was like, I think,
well, I don't remember what beer

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we were drinking, but it was, oh
gosh, not strong enough,

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apparently.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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That fish is different.
Yeah.

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Fish is like.
Yeah, this has a bad mouth that

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way.
I remember this was, yeah, I was

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going to say the two people that
I went over to their apartment

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college and they had these
Italian sausages in there for

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six months.
And it was like they turned into

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like, a different shape
entirely.

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Like, I'd never even recognized
like that they were sausages to

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begin with.
Oh, wow, That was pretty

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interesting.
I've never seen gosh in the

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fridge for six months like that.
It's Oh my gosh.

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Absolutely.
Wow.

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Yeah, well, we would have eaten
it when I was a kid.

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We always hate that stuff.
Great company.

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We remember we talked about the
food.

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Did.
I mean, when you think about

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when when I was a kid.
Oh my gosh.

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If it wasn't, that's why now.
Yeah.

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If it's not, if it's slimy.
So you just wipe it off?

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Yeah, exactly.
Or you cook it off which?

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Yeah well if it's you're eating
a sandwich and you got Bologna

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and it's you know we would get
Bologna in those like 9 pound

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packages.
So they so, so the last bit of

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it was always friggin rotten.
It's crazy and inexpensive.

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Lunch it is now.
I've been looking at, Oh yeah,

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places and in stores and it's
it's wild.

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And this is like. 9 to 12 bucks
a pound?

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Well, I'm surprised by coffee.
Coffee's crazy olive oil too,

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because of the Ukraine versus
Russian thing.

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It's like as much as gold now.
I don't know what that is.

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You know that weird enough
canola oil was used to lubricate

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machinery before it was put on
shelves for consumption.

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Really.
I think that that's weird too.

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Well, they talk about when you
when you look at some of the

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processed food that we eat now.
Oh yeah.

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What?
What?

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What's in it and how things
won't melt and won't burn.

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I've ever tell you the story
about when I did the I sold the

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plasma at school.
I got, I got $12.00 and so I go

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to B low and there's a liquor
store next to next to B low.

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I get AI get a loaf of bread.
I get a pound of cheese type

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product, you know slices.
Yeah.

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And I get What else did I get?
I got a 2 liter bottle 7UP.

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I got like 10 ramen.
And then I went next door to

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liquor store and I had five
bucks left and I got a quart of

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Senators Club.
So, so I had a quart of bourbon

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and I had food for a week, OK,
and now that would be like

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$300.00 today.
But I took the I took the cheese

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type product and I was making a
grilled cheese.

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Well, I threw it in the pan.
I tried to melt it.

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I couldn't melt it.
I couldn't figure out what it

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was.
So I actually took a slice of

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cheese.
I threw it into a frying pan and

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it was, it's one of those old
steel, the iron fried pans.

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The cheese just turned black.
It wouldn't, it wouldn't, it

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wouldn't do anything other than
turn black.

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And then I was like wondering,
wow, that's, I mean, it gets a

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little stretchy, but that was
it.

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I've seen it was eating that
stuff, like holding lighters up

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to them.
And they don't even like Melt.

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Yeah, they just turn black
because it's like it's plastic.

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There's some filler in that,
like sawdust that makes it

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incapable of the melting
properly, but.

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You wonder about like, what
about?

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What does that do to us?
Oh yeah, Well, I mean, look at

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the the amount of cancer you
see.

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I mean dogs getting cancer too.
That's so weird.

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Fiberglass that's crowned.
And Tyson's chicken Nuggets.

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My friend actually has a Tyson's
Chicken Nuggets and they did a

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recall because there's AI it's
either I think it's minute

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amount of steel are being found
in the Nuggets.

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Yeah, and he has the bag there.
We had a couple the other night

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and I was hoping I could get
some internal bleeding going.

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On you take a magnet and run it
over it.

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I don't know if it's that amount
that much that.

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'D be funny.
That would be hilarious.

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Yeah, the different things that
you like.

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You remember the thing that was
happening when people were

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getting the vaccine and they
would run a magnet over their

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arm and it just turned out that
there was just blue on the back

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of the magnet to make those
videos like, Oh yeah, you

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remember that They like I now
have the the tracking megabytes

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inside of me or something like
that.

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Oh yeah, that's right.
That was crazy.

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Bill, Bill Gates really gives a
shit about you.

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Yeah.
It's like you don't have a phone

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already that does that.
Yeah, it's the best tool.

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Yeah, My phone pretty much
tracks me everywhere, everything

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about it too, all the time.
It's crazy.

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Yeah.
I'm glad we moved to the Zoom

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platform.
Yeah, this is a lot better than.

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Yeah, yeah, it's a lot better.
I probably shouldn't have the

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light on behind me.
The pink shirt is also is Ray.

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Is that good?
It's fun really.

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So distracted.
Is it?

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It is.
You got to take it off.

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Does it make?
Does it make me look hot?

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Yes.
I'm glad you still have the

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Penguin in the background too.
That's all I I wanted to see.

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Yeah.
As long as I have the Penguin,

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everything's good.
You know what I mean?

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That's very true.
No, we should, we should get

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back into these.
We'll make more of these.

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Well, this is where This is
where I've been sleeping for the

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last week.
Oh, because of the.

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I came up here, 'cause the guest
came in, she stayed in.

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She stayed in the master.
Yeah, 'cause we started doing

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that.
We started just having people

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stay in the master instead of,
you know, putting them in some

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other side.
And I was like, OK, we'll give

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them a shower and all that
stuff, you know, it's no wonder

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you got the idea to resume to
come back to this.

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Well, that was I was sitting
here and I see this every

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freaking day and I was like, you
know?

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I'm not doing anything.
I'm lazy.

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Also, the person that you know,
Val, is the one that came down

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to visit Valerie, my wife, and
she's a writer and she's the

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one.
And I was telling her stories

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and I've told her about the
stories and you that you always

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said write down.
And I said This is why we do

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this, yeah.
Yeah, and she's.

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Like she goes, I will be
checking in on you and went

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about your book and I go, well,
I'm actually working on three

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books.
And she goes, well, I'll be

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checking in on you about your
books.

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I'm going to call you every
time.

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I every time I talk to her, I'm
going to ask where you are on

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your books.
Are you reading the book?

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No writing.
Oh crap.

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Yeah, now I got somebody else.
It's like on three.

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What three are you talking
about?

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Well, it's.
Two.

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It's only two, really.
Yeah.

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Well, there's one.
There's one that I started in

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the 80s and I have like 20-5
pages of it.

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Oh, you told me about that?
Yeah, handwritten.

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And it was about, you know, the
overthrow of the government and

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everything and.
And it's kind of happening.

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It was kind of like weird
because the way it happened, the

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way I wrote the story, was kind
of how the January 6th thing

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happened.
So it's very strictly.

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Very strange.
Like how the when people talk

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about The Simpsons predicted so
and so happening, that's kind of

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the same case.
Well, they had.

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Like what was it?
Rollover was a finance one.

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Right before the savings and
loan market crashed, there was a

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There was 1/3 Mile Island.
Oh the.

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Before that, before that
happened, yeah, what was there?

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There was a There was a nuclear
power plant where the core

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melted.
Oh, before Three Mile Island,

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I'm not sure.
There was a, there was a movie.

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And then it happened.
Yeah, it was.

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It was very, very.
That's how much Chernobyl are

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you?
No, this was well before

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Chernobyl, through my islands.
When that happened, the I, I

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don't remember the name of the
film.

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Nuclear something or other.
What was it?

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Meltdown film.
Really, really like China

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Syndrome.
That's right.

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It happened in 7979.
OK.

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Yeah.
Chernobyl, what year was that?

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I don't know That was that was
in the I think the late 80s or

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something that's.
What I was thinking Yeah, that's

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what I was going to tell, yeah.
Or maybe in the 90s.

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Chernobyl.
Oh, the the movie was trying to

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send her home with 79 Meltdown.
It's Three Mile Island was a

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little bit later.
Chernobyl.

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Oh, this trailer.
It's not going to tell me what

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it is.
That's a really good TV show.

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Have you ever watched that?
Yeah, it is.

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Well, you know, it's interesting
when you talk.

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I I read an article on that.
Was it in The New Yorker, in the

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Atlantic, One of the other.
You would have seen it but it

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talked about how no rogue
scientist would stand up to the

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the politburo and say that this
is all wrong.

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No, exactly.
And.

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And they would know, and
immediately, because they did

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everything cheap.
That would have been obvious.

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They cut corners all the time.
Well, I remember there were

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firefighters in the rubble and
there was somebody that was like

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you guys should not be anywhere
near the rubble right now, like

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at all.
Even like they didn't evacuate

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the town.
Either that was the whole thing

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or they didn't like alert the
townspeople because it, well, it

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was like a 10 mile radius and
there's a town right next to it

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and say, yeah, yeah, well the
scientists showing like the like

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the radius of all the people, it
was like 600 miles.

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Oh, it was. 600 miles How come?
Yeah, because what happens is

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the cloud, they stopped it.
Those all those guys that went

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up to the rooftop and cleared
all that stuff off, all of them

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died.
When they tried to, When they

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tried to.
I mean every single person that

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had some form of cancer, really.
I mean really quickly and died

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really.
Really fast.

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Yeah.
Yeah, but you know, just in the

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horror, that's kind of like.
Dude, it's like somebody went

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down.
I mean kind of like.

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Reactor, yeah.
And it was just like, if you

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think about, if you think about
the Japanese in World War 2,

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when we dropped the bombs on
Nagasaki and Hiroshima, you

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know, the generations that that
came out of there afterward

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were, you know.
Yeah, that's what that book I

448
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:34,240
thought I was reading about,
Embracing Defeat, which was

449
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,960
another Pulitzer Prize winner.
That was fantastic read.

450
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,000
They were like, really?
Yeah.

451
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,800
And that was about how for like
20 years out there and just very

452
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,840
downtrodden, like the entire the
entirety of society, because

453
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,200
then you have the people that
did it to you, the Americans

454
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:52,080
come in and then look as if
they're just stepping on your

455
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,360
neck.
And it's it's a cultural shift

456
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,840
that is not really wanted.
Yeah.

457
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:03,080
No, that's what it was that.
Book was about, but that was

458
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,040
that was something.
It definitely was something,

459
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:07,960
well, I think MacArthur was
there for a while.

460
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,760
He was that.
That's what I mentioned

461
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,080
actually.
Like that was a big part of it.

462
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:16,600
And how a lot of people were
forced into prostitution because

463
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,560
everybody's starving,
everybody's starving, isn't

464
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,280
going to afford anything because
we have like 2 giant economic at

465
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,480
the centers just disappear.
Yeah.

466
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,520
Yeah.
What's in the wake of no ways to

467
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,040
really make money other than so
on your body?

468
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:38,160
Yeah, it was sad.
Wow, very sad it is.

469
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:45,000
I like how we went from rotting
food to US World War Two.

470
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,360
Oh my God.
But this is a good return

471
00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:48,320
episode.
I'm enjoying it.

472
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:49,280
I'm enjoying it.
I like it.

473
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:52,720
Yeah, feels good.
We we should we should post it

474
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,360
to Joe Rogan's site and see
what?

475
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:56,120
He says we should we should get
sponsorship from him.

476
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,480
Yeah, we we could do let's we
should, let's call him, tell

477
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,280
him, hey, you can come to work
for us.

478
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,880
Well, his Spotify is coming to
an end, so you know, really.

479
00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,960
We need a producer.
He's coming to end.

480
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,560
So he's got 11 and a half
million viewers, so he can go

481
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:16,120
anywhere and basically make a
company or do it himself.

482
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,880
Oh yeah, yeah, you know you
would.

483
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:24,360
I I can imagine he could link
with Musk, but Musk seems like a

484
00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,400
tyrant.
You know what?

485
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,520
I mean, he was on the, yeah, he
was on his bike that school

486
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,960
years ago.
I know he he's been on a couple

487
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,800
times, you know.
But The thing is is you know

488
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:37,600
when you when you figure that
you've made it, you know, why

489
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:42,520
would you want to work for
somebody that's so driven that

490
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,400
they would, you know come across
as a tyrant.

491
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,880
That would just be that would be
hard.

492
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,560
Exactly.
I'd be like why would I?

493
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,080
Why would you put up with that?
At some at certain ages, you

494
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,120
look at yourself and say I don't
need, I don't need to be

495
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:57,960
managed.
No, I need to be right now.

496
00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,960
I need to really be.
Is kept alive.

497
00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:02,560
But what did I do?
We're still good.

498
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,560
Yeah, we're still good.
I think your screen, the light

499
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,240
is just on.
Oh, you're good.

500
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,920
Oh, there you are.
Here I am.

501
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,680
Well, I keep.
The thing is, I forget that this

502
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,840
is a touchscreen.
Oh yeah, and I go and I type

503
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:19,080
something and it and it happens.
I think that was so.

504
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,920
It was the invention of a
touchscreen, computers and

505
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,840
detachable monitors.
I think that that we never

506
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,920
needed that.
And I don't think that that

507
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,840
anybody's ever really benefited
mine, mine.

508
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,560
This thing detaches this.
Detaches Mine does as well and

509
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,000
use it because I'm scared to
never that it will never go back

510
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,280
in to the the keyboard, it won't
fit.

511
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,240
Yeah, the one time it'll fit
halfway, but I like these.

512
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:46,600
I like this really small,
lightweight computer, you know?

513
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,360
But I got like 3 and a house I
mean.

514
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,960
Yeah, no, I yeah, I I don't see
the reason at all.

515
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,680
I can spike them and get rid of
them.

516
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,000
I mean, if you want a gamer
computer, I'll bring my gamer

517
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,280
computer out there and give it
to you.

518
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,000
I don't care.
I don't.

519
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,760
Really see the point?
I don't know.

520
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:07,400
There's the well, I I don't even
think like people that do a

521
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:11,600
graphic design really use the
the touchscreen stylist drawing

522
00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,920
thing do they?
And they might.

523
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,120
But very very rare thing that'd
be hard.

524
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,720
Yeah, I don't know.
I try.

525
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,920
Especially if you drink coffee
in the morning and your hand

526
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,480
shaking or something like that.
Yeah, wouldn't that be funny?

527
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,160
So.
Sensitive.

528
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,080
Even with the stylus.
Yeah, you'd be you'd just be

529
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,680
doing this.
Here.

530
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,880
I'm gonna.
I'm gonna draw you a butter

531
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:35,320
butterfly, you know?
Yeah, maybe so.

532
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,080
Maybe not.
The one thing I do know is I

533
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,440
gotta shave.
I did yesterday.

534
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:42,320
You did?
Yeah.

535
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,800
How'd it go?
Did you bleed of?

536
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:47,280
Course.
The Gillette The Gillette Fusion

537
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:52,280
Razor is so sharp compared to
your your dollar store, your 711

538
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,600
razors like the the throwaway
ones that I've been using for I

539
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,040
get Harry's.
You get hair like ingrown hairs.

540
00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:58,680
Is that really Well?
No.

541
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,640
No, Harry's.
I get their.

542
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:05,920
Mail to me and that.
Yeah, those are Oh my gosh,

543
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,480
those are scary sharp.
Yeah, Bowie knife or something

544
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,280
on your face.
Yeah, yeah, I.

545
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,440
Remember.
Yeah, I remember.

546
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,800
You gave me one.
One of those razors one time and

547
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:20,400
I was like, I'm never using it.
Oh my God, I think I cut myself

548
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,000
7-8 times.
It was it was a brand new blade.

549
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,800
Oh yeah, the gelatin has a
better guarding system.

550
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:31,040
Like it has a better razor guard
on it or something, because it

551
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,560
just guides and guides and
glides better.

552
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:37,040
We're just doing shameless plugs
for razor companies right now.

553
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,960
That's shameless, I Well, The
thing is, I got used to Harry's.

554
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,040
Yeah, I think what anything is.
But you know, like when you

555
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,720
first start, it's like you you
peel off a piece of your face.

556
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,040
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It.

557
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,960
I think it has to do with like
it's not even enough for me.

558
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,720
I don't know what it is.
There's any any like here?

559
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:59,240
Any bumps here, right here?
Yeah, right there.

560
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,480
Yeah, I mean, I don't know how
you cut the the hole in your

561
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:03,440
chin.
I don't.

562
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,800
There's no hair in it.
Really.

563
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,040
No, there's no hair in it.
You should.

564
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:09,760
You should probably paint that
red.

565
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:15,040
You know what I learned recently
as a adult man, was yeah, I I

566
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,920
couldn't never shave her on my
Adam's apple.

567
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:19,880
And then I I learned that just
swallow and then shave her

568
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,800
really fast, because then it
goes up.

569
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,480
And then you could just shave
that whole area without even

570
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,760
having to have to go over and
cut your your throat.

571
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,000
Because what do you do with my
Adam's apple all the time?

572
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,640
What if you have Turkey jowls?
I think it'll still work.

573
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,560
It'll still work.
The trick works, yeah, because

574
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,720
once it goes up like you just
shaver it there.

575
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:43,320
And the one I figured I'd do, I
was like, Oh my God, wow.

576
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,640
Yeah, no, it was pretty
shocking.

577
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,120
I don't remember how I learned
to shave.

578
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:51,240
I just, I I just taught myself.
I mean so many things I did then

579
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,840
because I, you know, the old man
wasn't doing anything, you know?

580
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,400
Yeah, I I never.
That's why I never learned how

581
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,160
to tie a tie.
I remember that.

582
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,400
I mean I I learned how to tie a
tie when I was 29 years old.

583
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,440
Well, my my business partner
said still.

584
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,080
Do dude, you need to know how to
tie a tie?

585
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,520
And I'm going why?
He said because you're going to

586
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,320
go to these events and I'm not
going to be there.

587
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,760
And I said, that's OK You just,
you just tie all my ties and I

588
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,560
would hang them up tied and I
would just put them on my head

589
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,320
and put them back.
And he was just laughing at me.

590
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,440
Like, that was so ludicrous.
Why won't you learn to tie?

591
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,480
And I'm like, yeah, it's, it's,
it's it's what responsible

592
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:31,840
people do on doing that.
And, you know, so yeah.

593
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,920
And then I finally learned and I
was like, man, this is really

594
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:35,960
easy.
I shouldn't have.

595
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,400
It is really.
And I knew people who were, oh,

596
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:46,880
I do the Double Windsor and I do
the yeah, you're it's like why

597
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,760
was that space you know?
And you guys, I mean, could you

598
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,640
say to yourself, like, really, I
don't want to put up with no.

599
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:57,400
Exactly.
I think you're oh, you're losing

600
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,280
connection here.
I'm unstable again.

601
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,920
Yeah, there we go.
You're a little better.

602
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:02,720
You came back.
Oh, OK.

603
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:03,880
So you want it?
Are we good?

604
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,120
We can end it here.
Yeah.

605
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:09,640
So thank you guys for listening
and have a wonderful night.

606
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:12,480
And maybe we'll do a couple more
of these going forward.

607
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,520
We'll see what happens.
Yeah.

608
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,800
I enjoyed it too.
All right.

609
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,480
Goodbye to everybody.
Your ceiling looks nice.

610
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,160
Did you panic?
I did not.