Episode 137: Mardis Gras PT 1

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Welcome back to an episode of A
Record of My Father.

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Today we're going to be talking
about Mardi Gras.

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We're here at Mardi Gras
currently.

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It's a wonderful time.
It's a wonderful time.

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It's day 2.
It's Fat Tuesday.

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I.
I got some.

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Guilt that caught him hurt.
I am in pain, Yeah, but we we

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said that we were going to pump
the brakes.

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Somebody lied, but that did not
happen.

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We.
Went out last night.

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We actually went out yesterday
afternoon and I don't remember

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when we came home.
I don't know how we got home.

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I remember that we went to a
bunch of different bars and we

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ended up at Pat O'Brien's.
I lost my credit card.

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Hope somebody's having a good
time.

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I.
Lost my.

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ID you lost, you lost your ID.
Yeah, I don't know my.

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ID that's great.
So we had we topped the night

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off with four hurricanes.
So tonight we're going to have

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to top it off with four hand
grenades and we haven't started

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yet.
It's 4:00 in the afternoon.

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We're oh, it's five O 8 it's
5:00.

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Oh my God, when we started
locking on it was 4:00.

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I was ready to say what time it
is and it's 10.

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Four.
It is 4 right now, right?

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OK mine says 5 O 8:00 PM but who
knows.

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Mine says 4/10.
Oh, yeah, you're right.

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We're we're, we're in
Middletown.

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We're not in, we're in Middle
Earth, not in the eastern or

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Eastern Earth.
This is true.

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So it's a different time zone.
But hey, that's cool.

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You figure things out as you go.
But it's it's it's an absolute

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nut nut party.
When you go to the, they're

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going to have another parade at
5:00 where we're right around

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the corner at the Hilton.
Roosevelt or the Roosevelt?

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Yeah, the wall, the wall door of
the story.

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It's a really cool room.
Here, let me show you.

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Zach's over there.
He's having.

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He's having fun, he's napping,
he can see the room.

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Nothing's really out of place.
We didn't.

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We didn't really have to bring
any liquor or beer here.

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We just cruised from place to
place to place.

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We went to an Irish bar.
We went to Oh, and today, what

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did we do when we woke up?
Where do you eat?

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Where is the best food in New
Orleans?

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Louisiana Fast.
The Popeyes.

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Yeah, we go to Popeyes.
We had popeye's chicken

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sandwiches.
It was.

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Different.
I think it was different.

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Do you think it was because we
couldn't taste anything because

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our mouth was full of fur?
I couldn't taste anything at all

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really because of maybe the 45
cigarettes I smoked last night.

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I I smoked, we went to a cigar
bar too, remember?

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We saw the people.
That I forgot about.

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That we met local people from
New Orleans and.

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They gave us recommendations and
then we woke up at 2:00 PM

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today.
Really, really, really nice.

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You should go here.
You should do this.

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And I smoked like 4 cigars in
that place.

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Did you really?
Oh.

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My God, I, I, I, I took a bunch
with me because usually when I

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go out and smoke cigars, I find
somebody and they're like, oh,

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I'd like to smoke cigars and I'm
like, OK.

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And I give them one.
Yeah, well, I didn't this time.

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I smoked them all.
So I take out half of it.

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I take out twice as many as I
want to smoke.

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And.
And last night I didn't give any

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away.
I smoked them all.

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But who was it?
There was a couple that lives

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here.
They're childless.

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She's 42.
Today or tomorrow of amazing

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skin for a smoker was shocking.
I don't think she was really a

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smoker.
Well, she said she smokes cigars

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all the time, but.
All the time, really.

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Yeah, I was kind of like, your
teeth are way too white for

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that.
Minor, minor you you.

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Minor though you.
Got to get the homeless man

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teeth like like you.
I got homeless man teeth.

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Definitely, Most definitely.
Yeah.

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My God, those are ugly.
I like I'm on the pull out couch

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right now.
You're on the pull out couch

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rack back.
I'm sitting in the corner.

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It's not a bad connection.
I'm I'm kind of happy it's been

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good.
It's it's so this was your

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bucket list item?
I've been in New Orleans

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probably 10 times.
Last time I came, I think I came

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with a buddy of mine, Jeff and
his brother.

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We had the seafood thing and we
went to five New Orleans jazz

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places.
He bought this little ticket

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package where this guy that
played the horn trumpet took us

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around and he just went on stage
and played in these five

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different places with all the
bands because they all knew him

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and he was amazing.
What are we doing tomorrow?

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Aquarium.
Aquarium or helicopter or both,

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I don't know.
There's a helicopter.

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Yeah, I I think there's a
helicopter tour in this area

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here.
Oh, interesting.

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I mean the helicopters are
scary, but not really.

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Only when the weather does.
Not really.

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You look like you're in.
Me, yeah, I'm just laying back.

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He's he's, I'm hanging out here.
It's the first.

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It's the first podcast where
Zach falls asleep.

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Hello, my name is Zachary and I
am done.

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For But yeah, no, I'm happy we
did it.

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I don't really.
It's kind of like the Kentucky

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Derby and then like it starts
early in the morning and then

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it's kind of just the same thing
all day.

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Yeah.
I mean, it was.

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Yeah, except for the Zulu
people, probably.

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That was a really big thing that
we missed it 'cause I wasn't

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waking up at 7:00 AM.
Well, they were, you got to get

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up at 7:00 and last night we
were like knee walking drunk at

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9:30 and we stayed out for
another five hours drinking so.

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I think we got back at 2:00.
Yeah, there was. 12.

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There was some regurgitation
there in here.

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Oh, yeah.
There was a lot of stories, a

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lot of people to watch.
You know, I mean that when you

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look around, that was the
coolest thing is, is like you

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just watch people and they're
just, it is.

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It's better than, you know, you
sit on the beach in a chair and

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you watch the people walk up and
down the beach and you look

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around and you judge everybody.
And that's what we did last

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night.
You see everybody hammered in

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the car in the different places
and you see them and you judge

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them.
People are like judging.

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Judging of the people to be
worse than you feel so good,

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doesn't it?
I'm just happy I didn't lose any

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of my credit cards, yeah.
I lost.

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Yeah, whatever.
I only need one, I don't need

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the other one.
I'll get it.

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I'll.
Get it replaced I As a matter of

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fact, I should probably log on
and see if somebody's having a

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lot of fun.
Maybe you never know.

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But I think we lost it at Pat
O'Brien's, so I was going to go

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there tomorrow.
Oh yeah, the guy I forgot about

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the Do you remember the guy that
we were talking to about law

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school?
Yeah, because his daughter

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looked at my website.
Oh, really?

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Yeah, she looked at my LinkedIn
and and I wanted to reach out,

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but I was thinking is hey
people, is that is that

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daughter?
Well, daughter, but it was a

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guy.
Yeah, but he had his wife there

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and their kid was there, the
son.

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But there was evidently a woman
that was there, and she looked

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at my sight too.
His accent confused me.

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It did.
It did.

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Because he's had like a Swedish
accent, but.

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Gabrielle here she is right
here.

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We're American as what?
It is.

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She's from Duquesne here.
What is Duquesne?

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Well, here I can show you a
picture of her.

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All right.
Does that look familiar?

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Because he wait show it to me.
I have no idea who that is.

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OK, well maybe we were just she
went to Duquesne.

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I don't know what Duquesne is.
I don't know.

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I'm a Mr. Big Law Firm and all
that kind of stuff like that.

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I'll help anybody who knows.
I think, I think I was talking

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to her somewhere.
If I wasn't, well, sorry.

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We were, we were, we were having
a great time, you know, a whole

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lot of fun, a great deal of fun
just walking around looking at

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stuff.
I think we're going to do the

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what are we doing tomorrow, you
said.

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Kind of interesting too because
on the floats they throw out

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beads but not only beads because
I thought it was bead centric

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holiday.
But it's not just beads, it's

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also what I said.
Little footballs, little

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footballs, little spiky balls.
Sometimes a stuffed animal.

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Stuffed animals.
I saw a cowboy.

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Hat they threw out boobs like a
little that you put on.

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There was one lady that we saw
at Popeyes and she was wearing 1

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and I don't think it was the
lady, I think it was the guy.

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Anyway.
But she was wearing A.

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The top is just your boobs and.
Oh, I saw all that.

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Yeah.
Yeah, because I think it's in

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the whole, you know, it used to
be a big thing.

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Show us your tits.
That was the big thing.

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Came to New Orleans and, you
know, and I actually shockingly

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so didn't see.
Any I have not seen any tits so

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far.
Yeah, no one's.

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I flashed mine but no one else
would.

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Yeah.
'Cause it was a really big, it

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used to be a really big thing.
You know, they throw your beads

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if you show them your boobs.
And I was yelling at all the

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guys, hey, look at my boobs, let
me have some beads and they

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started throwing.
Got to have a little fun, right?

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Yeah.
And last night when we were, I

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remember we were sitting in the
cigar bar and the guy said it's

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the it's New Orleans day.
It's the only day.

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It's their day, they own it.
And it's.

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And he said in the early
morning, you'll see this is when

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people come out and they are who
they really are.

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And I was just like, so they're
fake the rest of the year.

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I don't really know what that
means.

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I didn't either.
It was just it's your day to be

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who you really want to be and
what you are.

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So everybody dresses up and they
wear.

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Well, they all wear the same
costumes.

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That's pretty stupid because the
way.

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That he made it sound it was
like everybody had like a

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different kind of costume, but
it's all kind of the same.

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Yeah, you got the colors.
Well, it's.

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Manufactured crap you know they
bought at the store to believe

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that they're being different.
They bought 1 of 10,000 and

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everybody bought them like all.
Remember all the ladies with the

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furry boots?
Yeah, those are just wrap ONS.

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Yeah, I thought they were boots.
Because it looks like people

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wearing like knee high boots and
then another lady wanted to she

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had and all they are are just.
I mean, you start looking

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around, it is like the center of
Family Dollar shit.

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Just yeah.
It kind of is, yeah.

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They.
Have little swords that they

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throw out.
They have axes, plastic axes

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they were throwing out.
They were baseballs, not real

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baseballs.
The little plastic ones, I

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wonder.
What it is Little.

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Footballs.
Little what else?

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Hats, sunglasses, the little
shitty sunglasses.

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Here just colored ones.
I've got a.

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Watch here too everything.
Oh little shitty watch.

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Show the watch.
I see.

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It's the watch, everybody.
Throws.

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That's My Little Pony, right?
I don't.

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It's just boots.
Oh, Boots, I thought it was My

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Little Pony.
Yeah, I don't really know what

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it does.
Yeah, well, you know.

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Prostitutes are something like
that.

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That's.
What that's?

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The funniest thing, 'cause I
when I was looking, we went out

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there and looked.
Everybody is like scantily clad,

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I would say is nice for
everybody's like wearing very

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little clothing, except the men,
of course.

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You know, fat guys are
everywhere, lots of skin

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showing.
I never knew what's the.

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Kind of what is it?
The temperature was down here in

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February.
Yeah, it's cold.

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I would have expected it to be
colder, to be honest.

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I was wearing.
Fleece.

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We were in fleece last night and
we were cold.

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Yeah, it was.
Cold.

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That's why we had to drink all
that bourbon, I think.

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Yeah.
Exactly you.

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Know because beer was we were
doing Guinness, old fashions,

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bourbons.
About one of every kind of

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liquor had a.
Bryan's we had Did we have shots

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of tequila at some point?
I.

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Don't believe so?
Oh, I think he's going to pass

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out.
But no.

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Booting on the couch.
This is.

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He's on the rollaway couch
today.

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The the Popeyes line was so
fast, yeah.

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So.
Incredibly fast.

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I don't think I've ever had a
fast or fast food experience

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except through a drive through
DC.

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Is like that, you know.
The the DC restaurants.

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Are just really cool that when I
worked downtown at 6th and E and

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also at 419 7th St. when we
worked downtown, you'd walk out

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and you'd go to like, what's the
sub shop your favorite Subs

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Potbelly.
Potbelly.

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You got a Potbelly's and now if
the line was not out the door,

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right at the door, you'd get in
it only because it was like 7

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minutes and you were to the
front of the line.

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I'm talking 35 people because
remember they make all their

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money from like, you know, 11:45
to 12:45, they got 9000 people

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run through the restaurant.
You know, when you see this

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everywhere in, in the city, you
see them stack the registers

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with people at around that time
and they, and they serve the

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public really quickly because
that's what people want.

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They want food and they want to
go.

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And weirdly, you know, I've gone
in suburbia and I had the same

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Potbelly experience where
there's one person in front of

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us.
I remember.

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That and it took like an hour,
yeah.

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And we were like, are you, are
you making the sub at another

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country or something And you're
flying it in because it was the

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most crazy ever.
It was crazy crazy.

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It was like, wow, this is so how
do they?

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I couldn't figure out how they
made any money.

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No, I think you know what it is,
what office park catering is,

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what they are very, very well
known for there at that

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location.
Because I remember seeing an

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office park catering thing go
out and it was like 100

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sandwiches or something.
OK, OK.

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Yeah.
That's their lunchtime.

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The lunchtime is just a couple
100 sandwiches to three or four

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different buildings.
Exactly.

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And then you get that Vietnamese
place in the back there, too.

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Yeah.
You don't like fog, do you?

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Not a big fog guy.
Not really, no, no.

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Why?
Why is that?

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I'm a I'm a ramen guy.
Why?

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Because.
It's it's better to say and I

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know what it is.
There's a hole in my sock.

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There's a hole.
In your sock, yeah.

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Something that's in your.
Shock or or you just?

295
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Are you sure it couldn't be in
another dimension?

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Yeah, I feel like I'm in another
dimension right now.

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You do?
Oh my.

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Dementia.
It's going to be hard to drag

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you out tonight.
You seem to be a little slower

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than I thought.
Would you come?

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Take a nap and then wake up.
There you go, We.

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We, we, we woke up at 11:00 and
you go, no, no, not now.

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Wake me at 1 rolled over and two
hours later we're sitting there

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and I'm getting up and I'm like,
I got to wake up.

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I, I need that.
I make coffee.

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I bring it to you.
I set it down and I drink coffee

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and then I go take a shower.
And you were like, we didn't get

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out of that here till 2:30.
I mean think.

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About it.
It's 2:30 and there's a line out

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the door.
Popeyes But as they said, most

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of the places, most of the good
establishments are closed.

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That's why I lost my credit
card.

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I.
Think at.

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Pat O'Brien's last night we went
and we're going to go there

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today and it's closed.
Why are they?

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Closed.
Is it the holiday?

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Is that what it is?
I.

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I.
Would think that this would be

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the busiest day a year for a
place like that.

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So it really surprises me that
they would be closed, you know?

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Yeah, that is kind.
Of surprising, yeah.

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But it is it's, you know, it's
huge floats.

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The floats aren't really
interesting.

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They're just AI mean.
It wasn't like when I went to

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Rose Bowl, Rose Bowl, they were
beautiful people spent, you

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know, hundreds of thousands of
dollars on them and making them.

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These the the New Orleans floats
are just flatbed truck.

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Yeah, I didn't.
Realize that it was just like 30

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feet.
Long with plywood on, built on

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it, with the plywood roof
windows open, say two or three

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feet to throw beads out of and
everything painted colors and

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painted stuff on them and that's
it.

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Not like nothing intricate, no
dead Hawaiians flying around, no

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no animals hanging on them, no
jungle stuff, no nothing.

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Nothing really crazy, you know,
No grass hanging out.

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At least that's the one we saw.
Like poster.

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Board cutouts of like footballs
or something on the side.

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Yeah, I mean nothing, nothing
really out of the control, which

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I, you know, it's like if you
want to be on what they call a

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crew, which is CRUCREU here,
you've got to, you got to join

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them.
And they do this four or five

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times a year and they pay dues.
Interesting, you know.

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So it's a really serious thing
here to be part of a crew and to

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be able to sit up in the truck
and all that.

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Because I was like, I was asking
at the hotel.

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One of the things I was asking
for when he came here is like,

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hey, can we get on one of these,
one of these things and throw

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beads out to people?
It's like, no, you can't do that

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for some.
Reason I imagine the floats to

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be flat and close to the ground.
Yeah, these.

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Were all 10 feet in the air
'cause when I think.

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Of a float.
Yeah.

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I think of a giant platform, you
know?

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Well, it's a.
Platform.

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But it's a platform.
It's a platform.

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With a roof.
Right.

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But it all it all it is to me
are all I thought it was.

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It's not.
Really a platform it.

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It was just, what do you call
it?

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It the only thing it was is it's
the back of a, a 18 Wheeler, a

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flatbed.
You ever seen those?

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But it's not like I mean, and
they just.

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Built it on that I'm guessing I
mean.

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Platform like open air, no
walls.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I that's when I

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think of parade.
Yeah, that's what I think you

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think.
Of somebody sitting on a on a

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throne and dressed up as a king
or Lion King or some just like

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that or you know. 100%.
Check Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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We see everybody up there
cutting each other up with that

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a blood splurting everywhere.
That would be cool, but there

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was not there's not scene based.
It was more just throw shit out

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and and literally shit was
thrown out.

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It's kind of.
Interesting, because there's

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this woman on Instagram that
does this thing that is

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scavenging after New Orleans,
and she just finds the craziest

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stuff that people rinse on the
ground, like full vapes that are

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in the package already.
Wow.

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Full packs of cigarettes.
Yeah, probably endless amounts

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of drugs.
Well, drugs is always.

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The best full we.
Flicker bottles.

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Surprisingly, I'd be.
Careful of that.

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Unless it was sealed, I would.
Too.

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I remember there was one to.
Anything like that 'cause people

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would after.
The bars let out I bought a

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bottle of Hennessy off a guy
that was selling liquor outside

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the bar.
After got out I took one shot of

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it and then me and the Uber
driver were drinking while he

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was driving me back home.
Was so funny and it turns out

390
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there's definitely Everclear in
in the liquor and with some kind

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of brown coloring 'cause when I
woke up the next day, I thought

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my bones were glass and I tested
it out a couple days later.

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I took a shot and one shot I was
drunk off my ass.

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I was like, Oh my God.
And it was definitely cut with

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Everclear or something like
that.

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But is that that much cheaper
than I guess?

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I guess it is like a $60.00
bottle 'cause it's like,

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realistically the only way that
you're going to have a good

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markup is if you're buying that
liquor from Costco.

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Yeah, like that's the only,
unless you handcraft it

401
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,640
yourself, but yeah.
Yeah.

402
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,360
Yeah, well, I was.
Surprised by how expensive the

403
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liquor was here with the liquor
store.

404
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Not the liquor store.
We didn't go there, but at the

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airport.
It was.

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Yeah, I mean, a bottle of
tequila, like the 1800 tequila

407
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:18,040
was 50 bucks.
The Casa Amigos was 100 bucks.

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00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,240
You can go to the liquor store
here and look.

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00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,840
I mean, you know, I'm sure.
It's fine, we're trying.

410
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:26,400
To be somewhat under control,
yeah, we're.

411
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,160
Just drinking in bars.
Yeah, we don't have anything

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00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,520
here at the room, otherwise we
would go, you know, get bottles

413
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,480
of liquor and go sit in the
closet and drink alone.

414
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,160
Yeah.
And listen, George Thorogood, I

415
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drink alone, George, Nobody
else.

416
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,480
Oh.
Man, I I'm going to start.

417
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,880
Doing this in the future, which
is.

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I'm going to start recording on
a pull out mattress like this.

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Really.
I think.

420
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It's phenomenal.
Well, you're yeah, it's because

421
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you can't your, your, your
mind's dead.

422
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:03,120
That's.
Absolutely incredible.

423
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,600
Yeah, you're pretty.
Much a vegetable head, I feel.

424
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Like I have wet brain from how
much I drank.

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We're going to.
Do we're going to this is a

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two-part series, right?
We're going to do this one today

427
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,840
because this is Fat Tuesday.
We have to go back out.

428
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,120
We have to get hammered again
and then we come back on and do

429
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:19,880
the other half of the show.
Just about at halftime here.

430
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What else do you got to add?
What am I telling?

431
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,160
You what?
What is the plan tonight?

432
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,240
The plan?
Tonight is to go, not get

433
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:30,960
arrested and come back and then
log on and do another zoomie.

434
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,760
Oh, yeah.
Wouldn't you love to do that?

435
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,200
Shia LaBeouf?
Yeah.

436
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,520
Shia LaBeouf.
Yeah, we saw Zach, saw him

437
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,440
yesterday and just beat the shit
out of him.

438
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:44,240
What a pussy he looked.
Very skinny and frail in the

439
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,480
video.
Yeah.

440
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,080
I didn't realize how short he
was.

441
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:49,880
He looked.
Frail for a for a sober guy, I.

442
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,880
Mean.
Yeah, that's really unfortunate.

443
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,040
Yeah, yeah, I.
Can't.

444
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,480
I shouldn't wish that.
You know, you're trying to stay

445
00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,240
on the wagon and come, I mean,
coming to Atlanta.

446
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,080
I mean, we're you.
Should never come to the city if

447
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:04,800
you're trying to stay sober.
Yeah, we.

448
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,000
You were talking about that
you're like man, we could you

449
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,600
were you wanted to move here I.
Was talking about and you're

450
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like.
No, I can't do that.

451
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If I do, I would.
This is be the worst alcoholic

452
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:17,560
drug addict yeah in the world.
I could see it.

453
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:21,160
There's a lot of them here, you
know, You see a lot of them.

454
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,080
No, no, that's very, very true.
Sad, Very sad.

455
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,440
Do you see them?
Any drug addicts here?

456
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,560
No, I mean, there's a few people
I kicked last night to see if

457
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,240
they're alive and they didn't
move.

458
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,640
So, you know, drug addicts
maybe.

459
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:40,080
We saw a couple today, yeah.
Was a couple sitting there They

460
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:43,240
were.
Sitting on the ground and she

461
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:47,360
her eyes were completely closed
and their legs kind of like the

462
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,720
way that I am now, but leaned
all the way forward.

463
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:54,920
And then her boyfriend who was
semi conscious had his head and

464
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:59,280
his hands and was staring in his
hands.

465
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,680
And then I think he was like
tapping his like forehead with

466
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,640
his 1st to see if he could knock
it out.

467
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:09,720
I don't think that's how you get
the alcohol out of your system.

468
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,600
I don't think that's really how
that works.

469
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:16,720
But oh also last night we walked
a mile and 1/2 in the wrong

470
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:22,680
direction and then we got in an
Uber and then I'm glad I threw

471
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:25,120
up before I got in the Uber and
I'm.

472
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:27,440
Shocked that you knew how to
call an Uber?

473
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,840
I was.
Actually somewhat fine, I don't

474
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,040
know why.
I was not.

475
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,760
Yeah, I was.
I have a really good tolerance.

476
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,480
I don't know what that is.
I crossed.

477
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,960
My tolerance out at Pat
O'Brien's when we did 4.

478
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:45,760
Yeah, that was ridiculous.
I think I left half a hurricane

479
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:49,800
maybe because I was like, if I
drink this, we are going to

480
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,440
sleep in the street and I was
not.

481
00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:57,120
I was ready to sleep.
In the street, I think that's

482
00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:01,080
the problem I was.
Not wanting to do that, you were

483
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,760
not.
I was, I think that was you made

484
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,640
a good choice last night.
I think so.

485
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,400
Let's see.
If we don't make that same

486
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,240
choice tonight, you know what I
mean, we'll see.

487
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,440
Life's a party, man Life.
Is definitely a party.

488
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,680
We will come.
Back and we will do the other

489
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,360
half and tell you how tonight
goes.

490
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,200
We will either do it later
tonight or we will do it

491
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,680
tomorrow.
And just remember to carry your

492
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,320
big balls, we will.
Also do an aquarium review.

493
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,680
Yes.
That's what.

494
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,920
We'll do I like.
That the aquarium is really cool

495
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,400
here we got to.
Go to Cafe du Monde as well.

496
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:33,960
OK, well.
Let's do that now.

497
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,720
The French.
Quarter, I thought we're going

498
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,080
to take a nap.
You.

499
00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,000
You.
Said that like 7 times.

500
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:40,680
Dude come on, we're going to get
out of bed.

501
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,560
Toilet head, we're going to get
out of bed.

502
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:47,280
Probably a good. 30 That'd be
nice.

503
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,640
OK.
Are we just going to like, let

504
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,600
the let the show continue to run
while you're sleeping there on

505
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,480
the couch?
Yeah, that's what we're going to

506
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,560
do.
You're old.

507
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,240
We're just going to.
Keep putting the run, yeah, but

508
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,560
it's going to be great.
It's going to be phenomenal.

509
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,520
It's going to be the best, you
know.

510
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,440
Oh, we went to the casino too.
Oh yeah, that's right, I.

511
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,560
Forgot about that.
That was the very first thing we

512
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,800
did.
Yeah, went over.

513
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:17,120
There and I put my big, big
dollar amount on black and and

514
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,840
they go like you want to put all
that on one I'm like, yeah, out

515
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:23,320
of black tell you when you win
big money you double your money

516
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,280
immediately.
Well there's there's another

517
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:31,320
side to that when you put all
the money on one number and that

518
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,960
number does not come up and the
and the color does not come up

519
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,120
and.
And we lost because we walked

520
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,960
in, I said hi to the guy, the
guard, the front.

521
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,720
He wouldn't card me.
And I said, you got to card me,

522
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:45,320
man.
And and then we go in and I talk

523
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,080
to the people there and I talk
to the dealer and he's like, oh,

524
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:51,920
you're going to bet at all, OK.
And then he had that look of

525
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,400
like, wow, here's another stupid
one.

526
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,280
And so I did.
And Tosh did that.

527
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,320
You know that?
Tosh .00.

528
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:06,480
Yeah, when he started his
charity for Or No, he just asked

529
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:13,040
his viewers for money and then
he put $21,000 on blackjack or

530
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:17,400
something on one hand and then
he's like, well, you know, if I

531
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,520
was double that, I would have
gave him to charity.

532
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,680
Was it?
Blackjack or was it on roulette?

533
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,120
I thought it was.
Blackjack.

534
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,160
Oh, maybe it.
Was I?

535
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:26,720
Don't know, I must.
Be doing it wrong because I did

536
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:32,240
it all on you know hit me hit me
bust yeah that's right yeah I.

537
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,120
Don't know how to play
blackjack?

538
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,560
I'm not good at it.
I would lose well.

539
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,800
A lot of the time too, if you're
not good at it, you screw the

540
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,360
other people that are at the
table.

541
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,160
Right.
I used to play blackjack.

542
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:48,360
There was a number of people
that I've heard will beat you up

543
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,800
in the parking lot because of
that.

544
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:52,720
Yeah, it's crazy.
You know, you, you, you're

545
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,800
supposed to hit on 12 or 14.
And sometimes people won't

546
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,720
because they think the deal.
If the dealers got a, you didn't

547
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,480
have a face card show and it has
like a three or a four and you

548
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,600
got and you got 16, you don't
hit, you know, things like that.

549
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:13,520
Or he's got a four showing and
you and you have 15, you don't

550
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,840
hit and you're like, you got to
hit on 15.

551
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,520
He's like, no, no, not if he's
got a four show and you, you,

552
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,440
you hang back.
But interesting, yeah.

553
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,440
Well, that was that.
You taking cards that are away

554
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,400
from the people in front of you.
And there's all sorts of weird

555
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,920
rules.
I've done that in the past where

556
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,640
I play blackjack with my
brother.

557
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:36,400
Back when Mr. Sethi, Seth was
alive, we would do that.

558
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:41,240
And he was just, he was psycho,
you know, you know, 'cause So I

559
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,000
would just sit there and flip
the cards over and go.

560
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,440
That's where I do.
Arithmetic, yeah.

561
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,120
He was amazing that that was
the, he was the, he was the nut,

562
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,000
the math nut.
Everything was absolutely

563
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,320
obvious to everyone.
You know, you'd sit there and

564
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,480
there'd be this scrolling math
formula in front of you and he

565
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,480
would go 7.
It's it's obvious.

566
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:08,160
The answer is 7.
Like what you get to 7 and you

567
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:13,400
know, and just it's it's.
I can't imagine your dad

568
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,160
teaching you math like that.
Oh God, that's correct, I

569
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:18,200
remember.
He said he wanted to be a

570
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,360
teacher.
And I just laughed at him

571
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,640
because I'm just like, dude,
you, you don't have that.

572
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,600
You don't have the key
ingredient.

573
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,560
And in teaching his patients,
you know, and you don't have it.

574
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,600
You didn't have any.
And it was so funny.

575
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,480
I remember trying to teach
Leslie how to do math and he

576
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,640
would do the same thing.
He would, he would do the

577
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,600
equation.
You would try to figure it out.

578
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,840
You couldn't figure it out and
they would scream at you telling

579
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:43,000
you that it was obvious and.
If you don't see.

580
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,240
Something it's not obvious, you
know, and, and it's kind of like

581
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,080
when you you know how when you
are speaking to somebody and

582
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,560
they're speaking in a foreign
language and they don't

583
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:56,360
understand you and you start
talking louder, like they're

584
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,400
going to understand if you
scream at them.

585
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:00,760
Yeah, that's how it is.
He does.

586
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,960
That's teaching.
Is often times just repetition.

587
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,480
Yeah, repetition's good in
different ways.

588
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,760
Yeah, there's different,
there's, there's all sorts of

589
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:13,400
different tactics to get people
to remember a process, because

590
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,040
it's all about a process, right?
Yeah.

591
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:20,000
Well, I'm just thinking about
when I went to high school, and

592
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,560
I don't think I've used the
Pythagorean theorem since then.

593
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:29,080
You know, I don't think I've
used proofs either.

594
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,960
Geometric proofs I have not
used.

595
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,560
I have not.
Used.

596
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:42,200
The majority of what I've
learned in science and what have

597
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:43,280
you.
Really.

598
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,960
No.
I can't say that I have used the

599
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,160
way a frog reproduces.
I use that information.

600
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,320
Yeah, have.
You, if you had gone into

601
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,080
science, you would have, yeah,
Yep.

602
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,000
But now.
AI is going to do all the

603
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,560
science, yeah, that's for sure.
That's.

604
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,960
What I think Oh.
What are we eating tonight?

605
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:06,360
Well, we don't know, man.
We.

606
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,680
Should we should sign off?
All.

607
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:13,600
Right Cafe du Monde party on
people.

608
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,280
See you later.
We'll see you.

609
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,160
And we'll do that.
ARF, ARF.