Episode 126: Shaving

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Welcome back.
Everybody to a record.

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My father.
Today we're going to be talking

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about shaving.
I shaved down.

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I don't shave up anymore.
I used to shave up on my neck.

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Apparently that's good to get
ingrown hairs, but other than

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that I.
Thought to me, what do you mean?

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I shave down.
Down as in.

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You don't shave, you shave like
this on your neck.

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No, no, no, not up on.
My I shave.

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I shave up on my neck, down on
my face.

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How do you do?
You get a cleaner shave.

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You shave up on your neck too,
obviously.

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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
I I don't feel it.

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I shaved today and I can feel
grit, but not not heavy.

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Yeah.
But I'm like, I mean, shaving

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has just changed so much in the
last four or five years.

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I mentioned though.
Yeah.

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What do you say?
Go ahead.

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I was going to say I had the
automatic shaver for a long time

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and one day I woke up and I used
it and I realized I wasn't

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getting a clean shave at all and
I was just ignoring it like it

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would be patchy.
It looked really, really bad,

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you know?
But your kid, you don't care.

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Yeah.
And then I and then I grew up

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and I cared.
I don't remember the first time

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I shaved.
I learned how to shave on my

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own.
I didn't have anybody.

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I watched my father shave for a
long time.

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He had like one of those 1950
old Gillette straights, rolls up

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in the middle and top.
The top opens up like a volcano.

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And you slept a razor in the
bottom and then you sip it down.

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And then he would, he would put
hot water in the sink with a

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little bit of soap and he would
or no, just hot water in the

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sink.
Put the, put the stab in and

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then it would stop was usually a
washcloth and then take the

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Saber and jerk, rake it down the
side of the face, race it, you

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know, and then wash it off in
the thing and do the up and then

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wash it off in the thing.
And that was that.

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It was, you know, 3-4 minutes.
I mean, me growing up, I, I'm

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trying to remember the first
time.

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I don't think I shaved until I
was almost 20, maybe because I I

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never did all that.
I grew a little, a little goatee

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beard and one of those fake
mustaches, you know, that you

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always see for like 19 year olds
or 16 year olds.

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Pencil mustache.
Yeah, it was, it was sort of

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like it looked like it was.
You wanted it to be a mustache,

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but you, you really weren't
there.

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Testosterone or whatever the
hell you call it, whatever makes

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the hair on your face wasn't
there.

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But then within time, all that
changed.

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I mean, it got from sparse, but
I also had, I always had a chin

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beard.
I would have to come down and I

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had like a little one inch.
You know, a hillbilly beard is

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what we used to call him with a
mustache.

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It wasn't his hillbilly was
cool, you know, because that was

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cool.
You know, I was not a hillbilly.

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Well, I grew a beard out from
Mongolia.

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Yeah, that was the first time
since the pandemic because I

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grew out a neckbeard during the
pandemic.

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Right now, right now, I'm 26
going on 72.

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Gosh, but.
Yeah, you think about that.

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You think about the different,
how long it took you to where

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you would get full facial hair
and how when you were a kid, I

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mean, did you want a beard?
No I never did because all the

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people I see that have beards,
like I don't understand why I

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feel like they all look better
clean shaven.

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I don't.
I can't really.

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I wouldn't argue one friend, I
think.

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Yeah, I wouldn't argue that.
I would say that you do it or

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you wanted to do it.
So it was Paul Bunyan, because

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when I was growing up, TV shows
were like Grizzly Adams and all

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these people, they all had, you
know, they were showing all the

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people in the cowboy days that
had facial hair and beards and

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everything because, you know,
shaving wasn't as prevalent.

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I mean, it's funny when you look
at the history of shaving and I

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pull that up.
I mean, it goes back to, you

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know, 100,000 BC people used to
shave with shells.

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Can you imagine that?
That would hurt.

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I don't know about that.
As early as 100,000 BC ancient

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Egypt, shaving was common for
hygiene as a sign of social

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status using stone or bronze
razors.

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Well, it's expensive.
It's an expensive thing, right?

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Well, that's what that's you
want to know what really does a

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clean shape for me other than
the fact that I just got sold

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fake Gillette Fusion razors at
the CVS?

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I'm using them.
They feel like $2.00 razors,

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razor blades.
They feel terrible.

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I'm like, these are fake.
I'm like, they sold me fake

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razor blades at a $38.
Yeah, they were fucking $40.

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It was crazy.
Yeah, that's what they were,

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four pack.
It's insane, but it's it's

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absurd.
It has to really do, no matter

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how hard the blade tugs on you,
if you have a good shaving

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cream, it's amazing.
You can really get through it if

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you have a really good shaving
cream, which brings me to my

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next point.
Women have shaving lotion, but

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they don't have shaving cream
that foams.

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And what I started to notice is
male bath products foam so that

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we know that they're working.
Like she gave me this, my

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girlfriend gave me this lotion
the other day.

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I'm like, how do you know that
it's even working?

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And she's like, what do you
mean?

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I'm like, it's not foaming And
I'm like, isn't that

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interesting?
That you think that way.

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Yeah.
I I would say that I had this.

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What is it?
What are the, what are the guys

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that sell you the $0.10 razors
now?

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Harry's, Harry's.
I get Harry's through the mail

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and I got this aftershave cream,
which I didn't realize it was

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aftershave cream and I took it
as my cream.

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And that sounds wrong, but I on
a trip and I and I put it on my

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face thinking it was shaving
cream and it wasn't.

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And I shaved with it, and I got
to tell you, it was the closest,

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best shave I've ever had.
Did it burn?

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No, not at all.
It was great.

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It was so good.
It was cool.

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It, it like it moisturized my
face at the same time.

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I, I mean it was just like, and
I use, I used to use shaving

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cream, but it dries my skin out
really bad.

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So I use like a gel and I'm
always using the sense of gel

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and all that.
I know a lot of I have.

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Nivea, that's a good one.
You know, I used the Nivea one

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right now that I'm almost out
after about a year.

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Well, you know that like
certain.

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People.
They develop below the neck and,

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and predominantly black people
have, men in particular have

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ingrown hairs on the neck and
they have certain, certain

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special dispensation so they
don't have to shave, you know,

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as close as you want because
it's just nasty.

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You know the the hairs curl and
they because you got a real, if

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you got a real curly beard
coming out And, and when you're

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19, that's when you're getting
acne all over your face because

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your hair's real curly when it
first starts out.

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You know the olden days.
Well, I got it's like.

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Acne from smoking I think.
Remember my acne?

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My acne was.
Bad.

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Oh yeah, you had the you had
horrible.

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Pizza face, straight pizza face,
cratering, everything.

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But Mom took it upon herself to
do or have me do really,

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microdermabrasion, which I got
to tell you like, I have the

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best skin of anybody I know.
It's crazy because of

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microdermabrasion, this is
basically kind of an ad plug for

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microdermabrasion.
If you don't like your face and

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you have obtrusions on your
face, go get some

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microdermabrasion.
It's great.

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I think Accutane too.
Yeah, I did Accutane as well,

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but it wasn't really, it wasn't
really.

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Well, the accutane of course
helped but and it helped numb

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the whatever it is, the
pituitary gland so that it's not

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overactive.
But that's that's really what it

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does is shrinks your pituitary
gland so that you don't release

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many hormones.
But at the same time, what

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really helps after the fact
'cause you could take accutane,

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but then like you can have the
worst pitting of your life.

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And what it's all about is what
you do after is the micro.

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I mean, that's surprising that
you don't have any pity 'cause

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you had.
Microderm, that's why I'm you.

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Had like, like and, and you know
what's weird is this foul.

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It was worse than what I'd seen
on a lot of on the worst acne

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I'd seen in college.
I mean high school, high school,

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'cause usually it's around 10th
to 11th to 10th to 12th grade,

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right?
In that zone there is when

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people just got just bad.
Just really, really bad. 1011

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yeah, because people start
smoking too, right and then I

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think your body's like what are
you doing what are you doing

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here and then you're releasing
hormones and then every time you

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touch your face in any sort of
manner it.

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Well, that's what I was learning
just.

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Crazy, yeah.
I remember in high school, that

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was the thing, you know, you,
you always do.

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And OK, that's a zit.
OK, that's a zit, you know, And

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then when you get them, you're
like, OK, what do you do?

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Do you pop your zit or do you,
like, leave it to go until you

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get home?
You know, and because you didn't

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want people to see it because
then they'd all go, oh, you got

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a zit in the middle of your
forehead.

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And it's like, do you know who
knows that more than anybody

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else in the world?
Me.

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OK.
I never really cared.

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I don't know why.
You're you're amazingly, you

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always ask, confident.
Yeah, like why?

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You know, don't you care about
how ugly you are?

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I'm like, not really.
Maybe if you stop saying it all

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the time I wouldn't care as
much.

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But no, I never really can.
No, no, I always couched it with

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your fat and stupid too.
So yeah, I think that didn't

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really work.
I focused on those.

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No, I, I was, I do not remember
ever being critical of your acne

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because I as a person in high
school had acne.

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It wasn't crazy, it was bad or
every, every high school kids

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acne is bad to them, but it
wasn't, it was like not even

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near what you had and it
horrified me.

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It made me feel like I was the
lowest, most disgusting, scummy

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person on the face of the earth
because I had a zit that people

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would see.
And yet everybody and and I

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saved up money to buy.
Like I, what are all the

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different?
There was all these different.

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There's that one brand that
everybody took in the 70s, which

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I can't remember what it was
called, but it was one specific

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white tube that everybody had.
And I can't think of what it is

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right now because when I grew
up, it was different time for

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facial kind of cleansers 'cause
facial cleansers in my mind

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really burst into the market in
the early 2000s, 2010 and stuff

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like that, 'cause then you
started getting like the

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microbead stuff where it was
like a scrub or something like

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that, and then you could scrub
your face.

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And what?
Clear.

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Oh, Clearasil, Yeah.
There clearasil and oxy.

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I did oxy pads.
Oxy pad is what I was thinking.

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Of oxy pads, if I remember
correctly, oxy pads to get a

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little jar of them was $9.99 in
1976 or 77 OK.

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Well, how much was that?
It was over $9, I remember.

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Yeah, yeah.
And for me as a kid who earned

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$2.35 an hour, I had to work a
full shift after tax to take the

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money to be able to afford one
jar.

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And that's what I and, and.
And it was weird because when it

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came on, it was first I was
like, oh, what's this?

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Oh, it's acne.
Oh, and then everybody going,

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ah, you got and, and it doesn't
take everybody.

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It takes one or two people to
set you off to where you're

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incredibly self-conscious
because that's what happens when

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you're at those that age and
you're, and you're all freaked

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out about it, you know, and I
think by and, and it's, it's the

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most horrible thing in the world
for you alone to face.

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And it's weird that nobody else
has bad acne except you.

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Yeah, it's, it's really I And I
gotta say that you, I am just

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amazed at what a strong person
you were, that you were just

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like, fuck it.
I never gave a care.

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I don't.
I don't care about a lot of

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things, you know, I don't care
about.

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That's not that's not nobody had
everybody else.

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Like they freak out when there's
something wrong in society's

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terms with your face.
OK, They do, you know, if you,

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if you grew A mustache and half
of it was blank, they would be

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like, dude, that's that's weird.
And, and, and, and, and

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typically if you, if you start
pointing out about what's wrong

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with somebody, they will do one
of two things.

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They'll either become defensive
or self-conscious.

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And most people in their teens
are incredibly self-conscious.

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So they immediately look inward
and go like, oh, this is I'm

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uglier than everybody else.
And even though, you know,

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everybody else is pizza faced
and they're like it, it, it

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becomes that yours is much worse
than theirs.

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Even if they're completely
covered and you have two, it's

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it's just a weird, this is this
is my memory, not yours.

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You I was so impressed with
because you were like, yeah,

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whatever.
I, and I don't know if that was

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some outward facade, but you had
the strongest character when it

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came to that and you had the
most horrible acting I've seen,

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and yet you just whatever.
Yeah, the only thing that pissed

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me off.
Girlfriend, which was.

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That is true.
And then she had sex with all my

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friends, you know, and that's
what's, that's what happens when

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you're in high school and you
know, and then you become

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miserable for the next 5 years.
We're not going to talk about

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that.
We're going to talk.

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I was going to say that every
girl that I've ever been in love

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with and dated before my wife is
most likely had sex with a bunch

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of men after me.
But then being close friends.

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Of yours, except for the ones
that killed.

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Kind of terrible.
I don't know.

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Just going to say that's kind of
demoralizing when you're 17 and

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yeah, but at the same.
No, you can't.

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You're right.
You're right.

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I'm no, I'm trying to pull play
it down and it's.

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Not laws with somebody that you
break up with that you're not

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going to pursue their friends.
And if you do or they the other

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party does, they are human trash
I think.

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That's kind of just what it is.
I've never experienced that.

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Yeah, my life was a movie in
high school.

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I really was.
And it was a miserable movie at

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that, towards the end there.
But you know what?

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It is what it is.
I went to a public IV and then

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I'm really successful now.
And you've got amazing cheeks.

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I do and I have really nice skin
compared.

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I mean.
Everybody I went to high school

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with, I mean, gosh.
Yeah, I'm like really surprised.

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No, no, it's, it's incredible.
If anything, I would do

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microdermabrasion at any age.
I think that it is surefire way.

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I wonder if it has to do with
loose skin too.

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If it makes your skin tighter
because it's sucking all this

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stuff out of it.
I don't know, probably well.

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Well, that's more liposuction.
I mean me this here is this is

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this is nothing but fat.
Yeah, if I if I don't get.

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I thought it was skin.
No, I was at the X-ray lady

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today and I was laughing about
that and she was taking a

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picture of my neck and I was do
it looking up like that and I

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said this is how I don't get fat
and.

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She's like, I don't think it's
fat, I think it's skin.

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Turkey neck.
When you get older, it will.

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Well, yeah.
I think what happens is is that

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right now I am.
You'll love this.

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I'm 215.
I'm 10 lbs away from you.

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I don't know where the weights
from you, I don't know what

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happened, but probably 10 days
ago about 10 something happened.

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I was, I went down to like two O
520 days ago and then I blew to

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2:30.
I was 230 ten days ago and now

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I'm 215.
I'm 15 lbs lighter, incredible

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than I was last Monday.
Incredible So.

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You know, and I can usually I
can pop 5 lbs in a day, Yeah,

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but I can't, I can't do it every
day.

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You know, well, that was like
you're supposed to go to Europe

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and then fucking lose weight.
I came back, I gained 15 lbs.

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What the hell is that about?
I don't know.

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You know, I don't know.
Well, we've clocked like 25,000

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steps a day.
It was crazy and I came back.

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I went from 192 to two O 5.
You make your you're eating

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habits and you're working out
habits.

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And I'm not even drinking that
much alcohol either, which is

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like, that's kind of you got to
watch out.

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You're brown, so when you say
that much, what does that mean?

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Only about a gallon every other
day, but that's not that much,

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you know, but.
I think liquor, wine or beer.

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No, that's actually a big beer
drinker.

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Big beer drinker in You're a,
but not that big of a beer

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drinker, I'm telling you.
Not every day, you're not.

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Not even every other day, right?
Beer.

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'S the fat man, That's the beer
belly, that's the.

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That's what I tend to avoid.
Gin and tonic is what I go for

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normally because if I drink too
many gin and tonics then my

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stomach gets upset, so I have
one and then I don't want to

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drink anything else because I
have gin in my mouth, you know?

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I mean, liquor to me is a
bicycle.

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Yeah.
I get on it and I ain't getting

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off it until I crash.
OK, that's just the way it is.

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Only that applied for a real
bicycle, you know.

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Oh my God.
I don't know man, I ain't

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getting off this bike until I
until I crash.

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Do you think you'll ever ride a
bicycle over again?

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Honestly, I have a.
Ridiculously expensive bicycle

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that I bought 10 years ago
sitting in my Oh my God, I'm

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trying to think of the last time
I rode a bike.

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It's been a long time.
That's what I was.

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That's why I raised the
question.

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I would like to do that.
That'd be kind of cool, you

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know?
Let's go.

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Ride a bike.
Well, my, my 8th grade bicycle

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got stolen by I'm I'm not even
going to blame it on a homeless

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or, or somebody like that.
It's a management that.

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Was an inside job.
Hands down.

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Inside job and.
Do you think we should war?

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What's his name about going
there?

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That they'll steal stuff.
No, no, no, that wasn't at that

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apartment complex.
That wasn't at the Kenmore.

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That was at my current apartment
complex.

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Yeah, yeah.
And then I said my bike got

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stolen from the garage to the
land award.

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She's like, oh, contact
security.

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I said, OK, contact security.
I said, can I get my security

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footage?
They said, oh, can you give us

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$75.00 so that we can see who
stole your bike?

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And I'm like, you know what they
do to?

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They would cut the footage so
that it was a whole day was 24

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hours.
I'm sure they would.

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And then they'd send, oh, here's
the day of like your bike

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getting stolen.
And then I'd have to cut the

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footage myself for $75.
What a bunch of God, you know

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that.
I was so disheartened.

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I hope I there's a special place
in hell for those people.

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You know I there really is.
But I did.

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Have a security booth.
No, no, it's it's contracted out

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to to another company and I
never see security bought the so

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you know what you do you know
what the cameras are fake too

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What?
No, but you know what you do.

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What?
Black paint.

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I'll just spray paint them.
And spray it on the camera.

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You spray it on a camera lens,
throwing it away again.

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Need a new one?
You know what's funny is that?

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Just make sure you're not shot
with a camera.

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You just spray it on there and
go like well did you pay $75.00

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for the footage to find out that
I did it?

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Somebody came in and stole our
packages.

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Well, no, yeah, like the first
couple months that I was there

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and they spray painted the
camera in the lobby and they

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just cleaned the camera.
They they just, I don't know how

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they did it.
They got because there's spray

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paint all over the wall and I'm
like, I can't imagine that the

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camera's that clean now, but.
No, that's probably why you

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don't get, that's why they said
we need you to pay us and you

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were like, everybody just
leaves.

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So we asked to pay us.
So we don't really need a camera

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anymore.
Exactly.

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That's kind of that'll be
$600.00 for the footage just for

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for your $200 bike.
You're like.

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Exactly.
Well, the bike was 400, the

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deductible was 400, and then it
was going to be 475 for the

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whole thing.
So I was like, fuck it, all

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right, I did it.
Think it was that, yeah.

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But I haven't, I, I mean, I have
a really nice bike.

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I, I, I, I rode periodically.
And then I, this has just been,

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this has been a year of fixing,
Phil.

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I've messed up so many parts of
my body that I haven't had that

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capability.
You know, that's why I shave a

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lot.
Well, if you think about it,

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biking is better than walking,
hands down.

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Oh, absolutely, absolutely.
When they talk, when they talk

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about running and getting
yourself in better shape and

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stuff like that.
I have a buddy Bob.

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Hey, we're going to the Rose
Bowl with him.

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That, that he's a avid biker.
I mean, he's like he's biked

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across the United States.
He's he's you know, oh, he

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didn't Centurion today.
And I'm like, what the hell is

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that?
A century, which is 100 miles in

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a day, which I'm like, we did 14
centuries in a row.

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You're whoa, you know, and I'm,
I'm doing 9 miles and I'm like,

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hey, that I'm done.
I remember the last time that I

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seriously rode.
I rode 75 miles with Sod Quasi

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when I was in 7th grade.
That was crazy.

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Oh my gosh.
Like he had a phone pedometer

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thing that measured how far we
went.

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We rode 75 miles in one day.
That was crazy.

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Oh my gosh.
Wow.

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Yeah, crazy, over the top nuts.
Yeah.

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You can do anything at that age
because you're not think about.

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Shaving.
So you've had a neck beard.

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You had a regular beard, right?
Yeah, yeah, I've had both.

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I've had a mustache for like 2
weeks.

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I had sideburns recently.
Those are just trashy if you

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think about it.
Yeah, you look really prostitute

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when you.
When I looked at that, I was

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just like.
I look, dude.

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I think I need to hire you to
like clean my trash cans or

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something.
I looked really, really bad.

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The only way I'd do it is if I
could disappear for like a year,

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grow some really killer mutton
shops, then come back, then do

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it, you know?
Right.

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But the process of growing the
mutton shops is awful.

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It's a terrible process.
I wouldn't wish it all my worst

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enemy, but that, yeah.
When you get older, that

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happens.
I mean, I can grow a beard in 30

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days.
Did he grow up mutton shops?

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Probably, yeah.
You should grow some chops.

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Just I mean it's no shave
November and I could, I could

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probably, I mean no shave
November by 15th by faces

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covered, but I mean the last
time it's like it's a white

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beard and you know when your
wife looks at you and goes like

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I don't want to have sex with an
older man.

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Oh, that's that's.
Great.

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You're like, oh, OK, so I'll
shave.

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Stop at Santa Claus, you know.
Santa Claus.

441
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,800
Get away from me, Santa Claus.
I'm not no present.

442
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,440
I'm not no present.
You do not look at Santa Claus

443
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,680
as a predator, though.
No one, no one does.

444
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:33,240
But I used to when I mean, I, I
checked it out a lot and I

445
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,880
talked to a lot of the, you
know, in business, I would meet

446
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:39,920
people and I would ask them
like, what is it that?

447
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:47,440
And it turns out if you start to
analyze facial hair, that not a

448
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:51,680
mustache, but a beard.
Facial hair in general is at

449
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:56,120
best a neutral.
A lot of times if I walk in and

450
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,680
I'm trying to sell you
something, I have a beard and

451
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,760
you have a beard.
There's, there's a court with,

452
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,040
there's a relationship and it's
like, whoa, that, yeah.

453
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,000
But it's like that's a rarity.
Most of the time.

454
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,080
If I have a beard, you don't
have a beard and you either

455
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:14,240
judge people differently that
have facial hair, you know, or

456
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:18,320
have an unkept facial hair or
have, I mean all those different

457
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,000
things.
When you talk about image, when

458
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:24,640
you're when you're when you're a
customer facing person and if

459
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,880
you're C level suite you, you're
generally at some point you're

460
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,120
you're facing either the masses
in the company, the masses

461
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:36,560
outside of the company,
sometimes the press, sometimes

462
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,040
there's all sorts of different
people that you're looking to

463
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:45,680
and you want to look, you want
an image that appeals to the

464
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,720
widest group.
And if you think about the

465
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,720
people that appeal to the widest
group, think about the actors,

466
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:55,000
think about the most successful
actors and then tell me them,

467
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,880
tell me the ones that have
beards.

468
00:24:58,360 --> 00:25:00,280
You know they always.
Get beards after.

469
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,880
You know after the successful,
but they only have.

470
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,000
Phoenix.
I mean there a little.

471
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,240
While and then he got rid of it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, they always get

472
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,040
rid of it.
Yeah, yeah.

473
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,400
Exactly.
So it's it's just an act.

474
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,600
And it's the same thing with
like Brad Pitt.

475
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,000
It's the same thing with every
single person that comes

476
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,640
through.
They they get a beard and then

477
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:18,800
they're done with it and that's
it.

478
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,840
It's to disappear, yeah.
Into a crowd.

479
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,640
I think that's.
Because it's not, it's not it's,

480
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:29,560
it's overall, it's if you're, if
you're in the image business,

481
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:33,000
it's not positive.
Well, if you're working in food

482
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,400
service too, you really it's
disgusting having a beard.

483
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,400
I remember I was at Din Tai
Fung.

484
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,520
Here, I'll tell you another
story.

485
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,640
Went to an interview at Din Tai
Fung.

486
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:47,240
They didn't hire me for to
replace sanitizer, what not.

487
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:51,160
And you know what's so funny?
I go in there and I see a

488
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:55,880
waiter, a Din Tai Fung with a
beard that has a beard net on.

489
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,800
And I'm like, you hired this
guy.

490
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,200
You hired this guy.
You hired.

491
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,080
Is this really.
Oh, my God.

492
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,000
Yeah.
That was that was a slap in the

493
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,480
face.
Oh my God.

494
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,520
Yeah.
That was great.

495
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,960
I looked at him like, you just
look weird, like with a beard

496
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,080
net on.
And imagine you go into a nice

497
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:17,120
restaurant, kind of expensive,
and and then your waiters got a

498
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:19,080
beard net on.
Like, what?

499
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,720
That's disgusting.
Yeah.

500
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,600
Shave your fucking face.
God.

501
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,000
No, you don't.
I mean, I wouldn't wear a beard

502
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,280
net.
I don't understand that.

503
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,280
No, I wouldn't wear a beard net.
Yeah, I guess.

504
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,280
I guess if you have a beard net,
that means that that hair falls

505
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,360
out of your beard.
You.

506
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,960
Know well, no, I mean it it's
going to anyway and it's.

507
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,520
No, it's not.
It's.

508
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,560
Policy to wear a beard net
there.

509
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,080
That's what it is.
You have to wear a hair net 24/7

510
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:42,600
or something if you're entering
the.

511
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:45,600
So if they so if they find a
cheerio on a plate, they know

512
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,680
it's not from your beard.
Exactly, exactly.

513
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:49,720
I don't know.
I don't know if.

514
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,240
That's a good idea.
I would like if I found a

515
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,320
cheerio on my plate.
I want it to be from a beard,

516
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,720
you know?
Yeah.

517
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,280
You think about it.
I mean, we talk about shaving

518
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,440
and it's like.
Shave my nose hairs today and.

519
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:08,000
That was hard.
That's scissor cutting, man.

520
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,640
No, no, I used to.
I have an automatic 1.

521
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:14,720
That's Oh yeah, they all.
They need to reinvent that.

522
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,640
They need to reinvent that.
It's terrible.

523
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,440
The the Rotoruder one I've ever
used is bad.

524
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,400
Yeah, every single one.
I've never.

525
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:22,800
Used a nose hair trim?
That's good.

526
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,840
Ever.
Yeah, I have the one that has

527
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,440
the light and makes the noise
and and it doesn't really.

528
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,720
It kind of goes and it goes,
yeah.

529
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,840
And that's when it hits the the
cloth, you know?

530
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,880
Well, mine has like the cloth to
vard like this where it's like

531
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,440
that it's.
Like so you don't bleed to

532
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,960
death?
Yeah, but then a man the other

533
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,960
day.
Oh my God.

534
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,440
Ingrown hair in the in my nose.
Oh God.

535
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,680
Oh my God.
You're making me hungry.

536
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,200
I'm going to have, I'm going to
have to make a sandwich now.

537
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:56,480
Pain I've ever had in my life.
And I broke my ankle and tore my

538
00:27:56,480 --> 00:28:02,360
tendon in my knee, ingrown hair
in the nostril, Worst pain I've

539
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:05,080
ever had in my life.
Oh, my God.

540
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,360
Yeah.
And I was like, what is that?

541
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,920
And then it took me a while, but
it was that.

542
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,880
Yeah, no, that was.
My gosh.

543
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,640
Very, very, very bad time.
Oh my gosh.

544
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,800
Well, I was back, back to
shaving.

545
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:22,440
I used to shave every day.
It was just a matter of like

546
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:27,000
even all the way up.
I mean, I didn't retire till end

547
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,320
of 2020.
Even when I went in and out of

548
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:35,400
of working, the most I would go
is 2 days.

549
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:40,440
I'd skip a day and shave and
then all of a sudden COVID came

550
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:43,880
along and you didn't, no one
cared.

551
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,320
And all of a sudden you didn't
need to.

552
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,600
I didn't need to put on dress
slacks when I went to the giant

553
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,640
to pick up, you know, a, a, a,
a, a pint of ice cream or

554
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:57,040
whatever the hell.
I could wear sweats and then I

555
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,960
could put and and you know, I
think it that COVID made us

556
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,240
sloppier.
Or yeah, yeah, what were you

557
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,600
saying?
We could argue.

558
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:11,520
We could argue more comfortable.
In your own skin, you think.

559
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,640
Yeah, I was.
I mean, I was so much more

560
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:16,440
comfortable.
I would love the idea that I

561
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:21,760
would get up in the morning and
as as an older person, all

562
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:26,880
through my professional career,
I would shower every morning and

563
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,800
I would shave every single
morning.

564
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,000
I would rake a razor across my
face.

565
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:35,840
No matter how many shots I had
up until 2:00 AM in the previous

566
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:41,440
morning, I would razor, I would
cut my face razor, I would wash,

567
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,800
I would shave, I would throw
water in my face and I would go

568
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,720
to work every single day.
I do that.

569
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:50,120
You know, COVID hit and all of a
sudden it was like, is it

570
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,560
necessary?
I'm online, What's the big deal,

571
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,440
you know?
And then I started showering at

572
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,640
night.
And I tell you one thing, when

573
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:01,560
you shower at night, it it, it
puts you in a more relaxed mood

574
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:03,440
before you go to bed and your
bed doesn't stink.

575
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,680
As opposed to showering at 7:00
AM in the morning and then

576
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,960
smoking 4 cigars, drinking 17
shots, eating all sorts of nasty

577
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,880
food, eating a bunch of garlic,
and then going to bed with that

578
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,000
stinky sweat on you at the end
of the day.

579
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,440
And then waking up the next
morning, go and washing all of

580
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,200
it off.
And it's like, you know, you

581
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:24,600
just slept in that.
So it's so it's like for me, it

582
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,320
was a change of life.
But also the shaving is

583
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:32,200
something that I started doing.
Like at first it was like, it

584
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:34,960
was hard for me not to shave
every, I would get up every

585
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:38,560
morning, go like, oh, I have
like right now I shaved this

586
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:43,000
morning.
I have, I have, if I, if I rub

587
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,080
my cheek against yours, I, I
could, I could rake your skin.

588
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,520
He'd be like, ah, sandpaper.
You used to do that to me when I

589
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,960
was a kid and you used to rush
you off.

590
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,840
Yeah, yeah, I remember that.
Good times A.

591
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,040
Mean guy, that's what I am.
But there were times, though,

592
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,760
during the pandemic where you
were not happy.

593
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,080
I don't know, because you're an
extrovert and you were like, I'm

594
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:10,160
locked inside.
I want to kill myself, you know,

595
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,760
and I never.
I, I never had feelings that I

596
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,880
want to kill myself.
No one or two times, one or two

597
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:21,120
times in my life I wanted to
kill myself And, and those came

598
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:26,320
and passed really quickly.
And I would say, you know, but

599
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,640
during COVID I was sort of like,
I live.

600
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,960
I am, I'm a people vampire.
I'm a personal vampire.

601
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,920
And when I go out like today got
up in the morning, I, the guy

602
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:44,400
came to check our generator and
I made friends with him and I

603
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,560
talked to him and I walked him
through and I showed him where

604
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,080
it was.
And I'm showing where the box

605
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,520
was.
And I walked around.

606
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,760
I asked me if you wanted coffee
and I said if you use the

607
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,320
bathroom, it's every year and
all this stuff.

608
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,920
And I just kind of like, and he
was just like the happiest guy.

609
00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:01,040
And then I went to what the
heck, I went and had X-rays

610
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:04,200
because I got to do all these
X-rays for rheumatoid arthritis

611
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,480
and just I don't have it.
That's the right it is.

612
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:09,040
No, they just want to prove that
I don't have it and it's, you

613
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,840
know, $900 to Medicare.
I always love when I tell the

614
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:13,840
doctor what I have and they're
like, no, you're not smart

615
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,840
enough to do any of that.
And then 90 tests later, it

616
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:20,040
turns out I was right the whole
time.

617
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:25,960
And what it is, is they they
want to factually use all of the

618
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,840
focus that they've had to prove
you correct, correct.

619
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,120
Right.
We want to be able to charge

620
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,400
insurance as much as possible.
I heard that right.

621
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:35,480
Yeah.
I went.

622
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,520
I went and I saw the lady and
Naomi.

623
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:40,640
Naomi.
Yeah.

624
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,720
And she is at Fairfax Radiology.
And I went there and I saw her

625
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:49,320
again and I said I remember you.
She goes, yeah, I remember you.

626
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,080
And we talked and I felt like I
was supposed to hug her, but I

627
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,160
wasn't.
I felt weird.

628
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,600
Because you don't.
You know, you don't know.

629
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,880
People, that's weird.
What would you do your doctor?

630
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:00,720
Well, we kind of like look at
each other.

631
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,600
It's like because we're and she
tells and we just start telling

632
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,240
stories, you know, and it's just
like I do that with every single

633
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,120
person I know.
And now I am so open.

634
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,960
I talked to the checkout lady.
So how's your day?

635
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,840
And, and you know what I do?
When I went into the radiology

636
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,720
lab, I walked in, I walked up to
the lady and she goes, oh, hi,

637
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:24,440
come over here.
And then I hand her my stuff and

638
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,000
I said, what's your name?
Amanda?

639
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,080
I said, oh, hi, Amanda, my name
is Phil.

640
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:33,640
And I shook, shook her hand and
she just like looked at me and

641
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,040
they're like people in the
waiting room, like calling her

642
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,920
by her name.
And I do that everywhere I go

643
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,960
now.
And I talk to people and I ask

644
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,480
because.
You're holding up the line,

645
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,480
that's why.
Yeah, I'm that old like that.

646
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,240
I'm that old fucked.
No, I've seen that.

647
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,760
I I've seen that 8 year old man
do that to me when I have to be

648
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,040
somewhere.
You know why And.

649
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,520
He's like, well, you know my
favorite color's blue and I'm

650
00:33:57,520 --> 00:33:59,080
like, you know why?
What?

651
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,920
You know why?
What?

652
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,400
Because nobody engages with us.
Exactly.

653
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,280
So we have to force engagement
and the way we force engagement

654
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:11,440
is through I since the beginning
of this, since February, since

655
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:19,080
the first tear I have had on
average, I would say if you

656
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,920
average it all out, I've had no
less than two doctor's

657
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,159
appointments a week.
Oh my gosh.

658
00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:38,920
OK, I have had probably 1234 8 *
2 eight times, 416-1624 X-rays.

659
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:47,679
I have had 8 Mris.
I've had, I mean just ridiculous

660
00:34:47,679 --> 00:34:50,199
amounts of things.
And then there's the ongoing

661
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:54,760
maintenance healthcare where you
have to and there's the you get

662
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,400
a prescription and then you have
to go to another place to get

663
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,320
your doctor to authorize the
prescription they're giving.

664
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,320
And then they don't want to have
him do it and then they won't

665
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:07,400
fill the one that you wanted to
Nuts, nuts.

666
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:12,160
But it's it's the healthcare
system we live in anyway.

667
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,920
That has nothing to do with
shaving.

668
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,880
I think razors have something to
do with.

669
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:18,920
Shaving.
Shave your legs.

670
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,080
You don't do that.
Nah, me.

671
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,080
Either no, but I.
Remember, you know.

672
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,640
I remember your last girlfriend
pointing out that my legs are

673
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:30,720
like, do you race bikes?
Yeah, 'cause her dad would,

674
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:32,080
'cause he was a professional
cyclist.

675
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,080
Yeah, right.
And below my knees is naked.

676
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:34,840
I have no hair.
Let.

677
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:39,160
Me see not let me see how I'm on
No, I'm I got no, I'm good all

678
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,720
the way down I got.
A hair I have none.

679
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:44,080
I have none below an ease.
But I also wonder like, OK, what

680
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:48,120
is that?
Is that, you know, everybody I

681
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:52,280
work with in concrete, they told
me that if you work in concrete

682
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:57,280
till you're 25, you'll be bald,
you know, and I noticed it early

683
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,080
on.
It's like silicosis.

684
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:04,000
Well, it's, there's something in
the concrete that makes, I don't

685
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,920
know, and, and maybe it's
factually correct or studied or

686
00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,080
whatever the case.
There's calcium chloride.

687
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,800
There's all this other kind of
stuff that's in the concrete

688
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,440
itself.
And I worked that a couple

689
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,040
seasons, but I also worked
asphalt.

690
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:17,440
I worked all sorts of different
things.

691
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,720
I worked asbestos.
It just every bad thing that

692
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:24,000
you're supposed to do, I was out
there doing it and enjoying it.

693
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,720
It's cigarettes.
While you're doing it.

694
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:31,520
Yeah, I was, I, I smoke.
I, I, I was, I was like, I was

695
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,440
like a smoker, like my mom, half
pack a day.

696
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,920
I really toned down the last
couple years.

697
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,800
I don't know, I've really,
really toned down.

698
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,400
I'm a.
Cigar spunker now.

699
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,840
Yeah.
You know, I'm, I'm, I'm 4A day

700
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:50,960
one a day, 2A day three a day.
It it it just depends upon the

701
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,040
mode that are or the whatever,
whatever, however ever.

702
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,160
Shave your head.
You ever shave your head?

703
00:36:56,560 --> 00:37:01,240
No, no, I I'm wondering should I
get cancer and do that or not?

704
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:02,280
And I don't.
I'm not.

705
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,320
Yeah, when are you going to go
bald completely?

706
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:11,000
The old man never went bald.
I feel like his old man, yeah.

707
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:14,080
What I feel like your hair now
is acceptable, I don't think.

708
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:18,880
It's not like so esoterically
freaking patchy that you need to

709
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,080
shave it, you know, like.
Those No, it doesn't bother me.

710
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:24,160
I just have a really big
forehead, like somebody I know,

711
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,880
yeah.
You gave me the curse of

712
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:30,240
receding hairline and then Grant
now that's your on mom's side.

713
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,160
Really fucked me up and.
Gave none of this shit's mine.

714
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,360
This is not my jeans.
This is this is you need to yell

715
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,800
at your mother this.
Is not my jeans as you say it

716
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,640
with a giant forehead.
What do you mean?

717
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,560
What do you mean this is not my
jeans?

718
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,640
Now, and mine would have been if
you were a girl.

719
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,600
Yeah, I would have been an ugly
girl, I gotta tell you.

720
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,160
That biology, man, I'm just
making the shit is up at I go.

721
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,800
I would have been an ugly ugly.
Girl, no.

722
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,480
You've been beautiful.
You'll be like your mother.

723
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,000
For Oh, I guess you're right.
Yeah, I don't know.

724
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,800
That's a good point.
I mean, if you would have got

725
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,040
the jeans from your grandmother,
well, then you would have been

726
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:00,640
ugly.
But.

727
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,120
Well, that's kind of what I was
thinking, you know, but.

728
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,320
No, but the pictures of her when
she was younger, she was very

729
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,880
pretty and and just like my
mother when she was younger, she

730
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:09,920
was very pretty.
That is true.

731
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,800
Though it's very but it's very
weird.

732
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,360
To to look at your mother and
say she's pretty.

733
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:20,040
It's just sort of a Oedipus
thing or whatever you call that.

734
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:21,920
Well, you're saying it's.
That's not Oedipus.

735
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,880
Yeah, OK.
It's Phil Philippus.

736
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,840
But no, I do look more like her.
You're right.

737
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,800
That was a good point.
What do you mean the hair?

738
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:37,200
You face her, I think, yeah.
Well, I've have been told that

739
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:44,720
Zachary is a chameleon, and when
he is with Phil, he looks like

740
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:47,320
Phil.
When he is with Valerie, he

741
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,600
looks like Valerie.
And it's like, well, so maybe

742
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:56,520
people notice the attributes
that Phil has that are similar

743
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,440
to his, like your nose is
similar to mine.

744
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,040
Yeah, I was about to say that.
Yeah, the nose is similar.

745
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,360
Foreheads are similar.
I mean you don't see a forehead

746
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:08,240
like like yours.
She doesn't have that but her

747
00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:10,560
dad does which is very
interesting.

748
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:14,760
You have How's your cheap
separation when you look at this

749
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,600
right here?
I think that's her right.

750
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,840
I mean, my, I don't have a
divided chin.

751
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,360
Clef chin.
Yeah, yeah, you almost, you have

752
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,880
a you had a hole.
What do they call you?

753
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,840
Butthole Chin.
Yeah, asshole Chin in elementary

754
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:32,160
school children are terrible.
I hate them all.

755
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,000
I hate, well, I would, I would
say that the great thing about

756
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,360
that is they taught you how to
fight.

757
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,160
Yeah, they sure did.
You.

758
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,320
You.
Did.

759
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,320
They didn't teach me how to
shave, though, and neither did

760
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:44,240
you.
Oh my God, I just had to figure

761
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,520
that out.
But.

762
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,960
Did you bleed that much?
Not really.

763
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,480
I was just like, is this
supposed to hurt all the time?

764
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:53,960
And I think I come to the
conclusion that it is because,

765
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:57,600
like, what I do is I don't wait
nine days to shave anymore

766
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,440
because that hurts, you know?
Then you're ripping it out.

767
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,440
No, you can't do that.
You got to do it earlier is

768
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,480
better, but only to a certain
degree.

769
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:11,440
Like I shaved this morning.
What the hell is it Tuesday?

770
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,680
I will shave.
Shave again Thursday.

771
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:18,040
Probably by and probably at the
end of the day, not at the

772
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,520
beginning, because it's sort of
like you just sort of feel like,

773
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:25,880
do I want to go to bed?
And do you sleep differently if

774
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,600
you have different facial hair?
No, no.

775
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,680
You shave your neck.
Yeah, I do.

776
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,320
You shave the front, you shave
the back.

777
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,080
Back of mine.
Oh, that's a good question now.

778
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,880
Yeah, I mean when you're.
Old you get back there.

779
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,840
I can't see what am I going to
do?

780
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,040
I'm going to get eyes in the
back of my.

781
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:47,320
I always do, ever since my
partner is really funny when we

782
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,880
went to a show partner with
Global Security information,

783
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,600
Longo Harrison, and he's looking
at these guys, these sales guys

784
00:40:55,600 --> 00:41:00,480
that come in and it's like a,
you know, and, and they looked

785
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,520
sloppy.
And one of the things that he

786
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:10,440
commented on was the hair on
their neck and that they were,

787
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,000
it's like, what?
Couldn't you just like clean up

788
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,840
a little bit?
People, people notice details.

789
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:23,080
And if and if you have a
salesperson that's sloppy and

790
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,440
you're trying to sell to a
customer that's detailed, you're

791
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,360
going to have a problem.
And he's, he's absolutely right.

792
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:31,200
And hair for me is that way I.
Yeah, I can't hate you guys

793
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,440
hair.
But for myself, it's so hard to

794
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:35,480
cut.
I can't cut.

795
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,520
Did you ever?
See.

796
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,640
I don't know how to do.
It properly the office guy who

797
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:41,400
was that?
Michael Scott.

798
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:45,040
Michael Scott when he did the
Jesus thing.

799
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,720
Oh my, that's a that's a deep
reference, Bruce Almighty.

800
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,880
Remember.
Remember when he had nose hair?

801
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,920
Yes, did you see the?
Beginning of that when he was

802
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,880
squirting shaving cream into his
nose and taking a razor blade

803
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,960
and razoring it out and.
I vaguely remember that.

804
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:07,360
Yeah, Oh my God, it was, it was
the most horrible thing.

805
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:11,600
And I was just like, oh God,
'cause he had a nose that had

806
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,760
this like the septimary exposed,
whereas mine's not exposed.

807
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,240
That's mine.
Mine's exposed.

808
00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:18,920
The ears exposed so you have
more problems, so you're going

809
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:24,720
to have more, more craps showing
up sooner than people like me.

810
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:27,000
I can hide it 'cause I have
little, I have little.

811
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,840
What do you call them?
Hole covers.

812
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,240
I had chipmunk pouches up there.
Chipmunk pouches.

813
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,480
Well, maybe that's not the
right.

814
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,280
One, well, you see the ones
where the people wax their

815
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,760
nostrils on the inside, they get
AQ tip and they have the black

816
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,360
wax and then they put it up
there and somebody tried to do

817
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,400
that on the Internet and they
weren't a professional and then

818
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,120
they got stuck and they couldn't
breathe.

819
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,360
It was bad.
They had to breathe through the

820
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,960
mouth the whole time.
Really, really bad.

821
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,280
Stupid.
Well.

822
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,640
You're not supposed to jam it
all the way up there either,

823
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,000
you're supposed.
To go no, but also front, I mean

824
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,440
there's a there's a point where
you know, when you got people

825
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:09,040
taking, you know, what is what
are all the, the worms that

826
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,400
people were eating the horse
tranquilizers and all that kind

827
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:20,360
of stuff to try to no, to stop
ketamines on no chlori

828
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,120
oxychloroform or something like
that.

829
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:29,520
And and it's a horse dewormer.
And then they were taking

830
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:31,920
drinking.
There's people in the Midwest

831
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:34,000
that drink bleach to get rid of
COVID and oh.

832
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,080
I remember that, yeah.
And.

833
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,800
They had a bunch of people who
go to the hospital.

834
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,160
Into the body and say clean the
inside of the body, you know?

835
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:48,160
Well, you you you tend to worry
that that should should you save

836
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,840
them.
Yeah, I don't know.

837
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,920
I do want to get my nostrils
professionally waxed, though, I

838
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:57,080
will say that.
Yeah, yeah, I do want to do

839
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,200
that.
I think that I think here's the

840
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,600
problem.
If you do that and, and as as

841
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:07,720
someone who was a had his back
waxed, it really isn't that big

842
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:10,800
a deal when they do it and it
looks beautiful for about four

843
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:14,200
or five days and then it starts
to grow back and it itches like

844
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:18,600
nothing you've ever had.
It's not like facial itching.

845
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,600
It itches beyond itch.
But this is your notes.

846
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,840
It's different than that.
I don't know how, I don't know

847
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,000
how it's going to, I'm telling
you how it reacts on the back

848
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,880
and then you want to get it done
again immediately to get rid of

849
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:33,320
the itch.
And a lot of times these places

850
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:39,320
that do this have things that in
my case I'm allergic to.

851
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:43,360
So I get AI get a virus and I
have to take penicillin for five

852
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,880
days.
And that happened like?

853
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,240
Some people get bacne really,
really bad.

854
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:55,320
From that, this is not bacne.
This is this is a like, it's

855
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,520
like Poison Ivy.
Yeah, yeah.

856
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,200
Bacne.
Bacne is actually acne and I can

857
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,200
understand that because I
remember that when I was 1819

858
00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,120
years old.
I work construction and you have

859
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,960
all that shit roll down your
back and get dirty and you try

860
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,200
to clean it.
And then you get a, you get an

861
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,120
ingrown hair or whatever and get
a zit and you'd have to go

862
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,520
against a post and try to pop it
and all that kind of disgusting,

863
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:19,120
nasty stuff.
This is where they they strip

864
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:23,680
your back, your back's whisper
clean and the stuff that they're

865
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,040
using of the hands that they're
using of the instrument of the

866
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,560
wax or something that they're
using has something that you're

867
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:35,360
allergic to.
And or it has a, it has a viral

868
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,240
amoeba that your body, your body
has a weakness to.

869
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:42,320
And what I had is like some I
had to take penicillin.

870
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,920
I mean, just like getting the
clap.

871
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,640
Yeah, pretty much.
But I, I mean, and I took that

872
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,440
for five days and it had to kill
it.

873
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:57,600
I mean, it was like crazy.
And, and this was probably two

874
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,080
or three out of seven or 10
times.

875
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:01,880
And I was just like, I don't
care.

876
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:06,560
And it didn't, you know, I mean,
and, and it's like you want

877
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,680
yourself to be presentable and
beautiful and great looking for

878
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,800
the regular world, but for the
most part, you want it for your

879
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,800
partner.
I don't wax my back to go down

880
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,560
water slides faster.
That's.

881
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:20,240
The only reason I did, I did it
because I wanted to be, you

882
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:28,680
know, I want to be Mr. Perfect
Shape, like rich man guy that

883
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:32,040
when you go out there that
you're you're you, you have, you

884
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,920
have the big chest and all that.
And I was working out and

885
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,240
lifting and all that.
Where are you?

886
00:46:36,240 --> 00:46:36,960
What?
Was this I?

887
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:41,680
Don't know the the first time, I
tried it the second time, the

888
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:43,000
third time I don't know the 7th.
Time.

889
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:43,560
No.
No.

890
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:44,760
When you were working I'm.
Curious.

891
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,800
I didn't know.
The I'm doing it now.

892
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:49,320
No, no, no.
Consistently went to the gym

893
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:50,480
when you were watching your
back.

894
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:51,200
I never.
I never.

895
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,480
Yeah, yeah.
I did that with Matt for a

896
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,360
while.
I did that with before Matt, I

897
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,280
had a different, I think I had a
different trainer.

898
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:00,040
I'm trying.
To.

899
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,880
Yeah, I know that different
trainer that was Yep, like

900
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:07,240
before you're born, you know,
we're we're talking a long time

901
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:12,680
ago, you know, and just just
ugly, ugly, ugly.

902
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,440
You know, you think about that.
But shaving when you think about

903
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,480
shaving, it's something that you
start.

904
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:23,000
It's as as a kid, I wanted to
shave, I wanted to have a beard.

905
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,440
I wanted to do that.
I got to the point where I could

906
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,080
and then I couldn't everyday and
I couldn't grow a beard and I

907
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,240
want to grow a beard.
I want to grow, I really want to

908
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:33,960
grow a mustache.
I want a big furry mustache

909
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:36,640
because when I was growing up,
like Tom Selleck, the big giant

910
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,880
fat mustache is what I was
looking for was a handlebar

911
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,920
thing and I couldn't do that.
And then I finally got to the

912
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,280
came where I got all the facial
hair and all that stuff.

913
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,560
And then it's like I got to
shave every day because I have

914
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,080
to give, I had to present a
certain image.

915
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:55,120
And then at the end of that I
was like, damn, you know, I went

916
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:59,400
from never shaving to shaving
occasionally to shaving all the

917
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,040
time.
And now I'm back to occasionally

918
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,480
shaving and I'm thinking like,
wow.

919
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,240
And, and there's times I thought
I said, wow, wouldn't it be cool

920
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,760
if you could take a pill And it
was like a a facial hair growth

921
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,120
suppressant?
That's kind of like Nair.

922
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:17,040
Yeah, well, you rub Nair on just
takes it off.

923
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,720
I think, I don't know what Nair
does.

924
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,360
Does it cut the hair or does it
kill the?

925
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,480
It doesn't kill the follicles,
so it's going to come back,

926
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,080
right?
I don't know, it might.

927
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:31,680
So you got to be, you got to be
careful with weird chemicals on

928
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:35,200
your face because you know the
worst thing you want is

929
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:38,240
something that only kills some
of the follicles.

930
00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:41,720
Because right now when I grow a
beard, I look like Santa Claus.

931
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:45,920
Dude, I, I am, I am like full on
old grandpa.

932
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,880
And a lot of people I work with
are like, my God, you look old

933
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:53,240
as shit.
You know, they sugarcoat it for

934
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:55,720
me every time.
Pam on the West Coast, my God,

935
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:56,960
you're old.
Stop that.

936
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,480
Can you get rid of that beard?
You know, and I have people that

937
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:02,960
just tell me straight to my face
how bad it is.

938
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,400
And I'm just sort of like.
I don't think it's bad.

939
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:10,080
I I never thought it was bad.
I thought you look different,

940
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:11,920
but I don't really think that it
was bad.

941
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:16,440
Well, grandpa is what it is and
old and you know, right now with

942
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:20,880
with Gray hair or white or
whatever you call it, I look old

943
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:24,240
enough.
A lot of people by age dye their

944
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:26,840
hair like black hair.
And what do you think of that?

945
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:32,400
Yeah, a couple people had to do.
That yeah, can't name them

946
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,920
because you know too many of
them and they're all and you're

947
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,760
like, wow, you know how, how are
you the same day age as my dad

948
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,320
and your hair is jet black
because your name is Ronald

949
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:44,120
Reagan.
Remember that?

950
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,800
He was like 65.
And they're like, does he dye

951
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,680
his hair?
People were actually asking that

952
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:56,040
as if it was a a real question.
And you're like, well, all these

953
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,200
hairdresser really knows.
And it's like, no, they don't.

954
00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:00,120
He he dyes his hair.
Don't be stupid.

955
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:03,160
Well that's like all those 70
year old men that have 6 packs

956
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:04,880
and say, oh, are they on
anabolic steroids?

957
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,440
Of course they are.
Yes, yes they are.

958
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:10,120
And it's like some people say Oh
well I'm not on anabolic

959
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,400
steroids.
I'm on TRT which is just

960
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,280
testosterone replacement therapy
which is still injecting

961
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,640
testosterone in your body.
So if you do that, yeah, I mean,

962
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,920
doesn't that make your wee, wee
smaller?

963
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,880
I mean, are you sort of?
That's trinebolone specifically.

964
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:29,240
Testosterone is different.
Trinebolone shrinks your nut

965
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:33,760
sack specifically, not your
overall sexual function.

966
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,720
Testosterone of anything is
going to heighten.

967
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:40,120
Encourage you.
Function, yeah, which I mean,

968
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,160
honestly, if you're going to the
doctor this much, you should get

969
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:47,640
a DEXA scan and then get a
testosterone read and see how

970
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:51,880
what your test levels are at and
then see if you want to level it

971
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,320
off and get it back to where it
was.

972
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,560
You know, I mean, like, it's not
crazy, right?

973
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,240
It's not a crazy thing to think
about.

974
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:01,560
So are you saying that you think
that my my testosterone level is

975
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,760
lower?
I don't know, it really depends

976
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:08,160
on what your muscle synthesis is
like and how easily you're

977
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,600
putting muscle on your sex
drive.

978
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,760
And then also there's one other
thing that I was going to talk

979
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,120
about that testosterone leads
to.

980
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,040
Well, it's also, it affects your
skin.

981
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,680
It affects so many things.
It's crazy.

982
00:51:19,240 --> 00:51:21,880
Yeah, it really does.
Yeah.

983
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:23,880
And no, no, your, oh, your
metabolism.

984
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,120
I mean, it affects a lot.
A lot of things get AI mean.

985
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,800
If you're going to the doctor
already, you might as well do

986
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,400
it.
You might as well get your test

987
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,240
levels read.
I'm pretty sure it would be like

988
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:36,000
another $4.00 to insurance or
something but you never know.

989
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,720
Medicare covers everything, man.
Well, there you go.

990
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,160
What do we have for time here?
Oh, we're here.

991
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,480
We're we're done.
We're done.

992
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,920
This is fantastic.
That was easy.

993
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:49,160
That's shaving.
Come back next week and we'll do

994
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:52,960
another one of these.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

995
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,400
That's on Thursday.
We're recording this on what

996
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,280
day?
November 25th.

997
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:04,040
Oh my gosh, 1125. 1125 All
right, we'll talk to you later.

998
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:05,320
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