Episode 115: Hair

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Welcome back to a Record of My
Father.

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You just got back from vacation
and we're back.

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I mean, we've, we've already
been here.

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We're just, we've been
consistent.

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But this is recording again.
We're talking about a hair.

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I recently noticed that my hair
is falling out at the age of 26.

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Not really happy about that.
What are you going to do?

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I got granddad on one side who
was 1 bald MFR and then I got

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you who is.
He just has a big face.

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It's not come on, that's what he
uses.

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Hey, my face is getting bigger
more lack.

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I just like that.
I know it was my hair.

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My face is just getting bigger.
You're like, OK, that that

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works.
That's great.

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I love that.
Well, I think it's it's funny.

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It's funny that when you think
about hair and like the process,

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like when you're younger, like
probably when you were 14 or 16

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or 18, you're, you, you focus
like so much on how your hair

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looks and washing it and
coughing it and making it

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perfect and everything like
that.

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And you, you keep doing this,
you know, becomes a big thing,

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you know, because it's how
people perceive you.

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They perceive you by the look of
what you have, you know, on your

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head.
Some people give up early and

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become bald and that's a
different look completely.

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You know, they're they're like a
shaved head look.

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And most people I know that have
a shaved head were were

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experiencing, you know, balding
early.

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Some will do, you know, and
there's so many different things

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that you do to cover it up to do
the comb over.

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I mean, I've always combed it
straight back, which is the

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stupidest thing to do.
They say that's the worst, yeah.

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That's the worst.
That kind of shows everything.

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And it's like, well, I think,
you know, I, I, because I

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experienced it around your time
too later.

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And, and, and I think I've told
the story in past things is

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like, I get the little bald spot
right in the back.

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Most men start to get that in
their 30s and you know, 40s

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fifties.
And it gets bigger and bigger

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and it meets the balding,
receding hairline in the front.

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And then you get this little cue
ball look like right there at

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the top.
And then you have, you know,

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the, the ear covers on each side
that just goes around your ears

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where your hair is and that's
it, you know, but the ear

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covers, ear covers, that's what
you can call it.

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I got my ear covers, you know,
you just grow the hair long on

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each side and, and around the
back, you know, and I always

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think that's funny when I see an
old guy that's completely bald.

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He's got shoulder length hair
and you're just like dude, or a

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ponytail.
Oh God, really.

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But you know, it's, it's, it's
hey, it is what it is.

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It's like mine now, I think when
I was starting to lose hair in a

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more, you know, where I actually
noticed it myself, where I

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actually gave a shit was
probably in my 30s.

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And then I mean, my first
question was I asked the wife

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because frankly, I don't have to
look at it.

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You know, I only, the only
reason I have to have my hair

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the way I do is because I it's
an impression that give somebody

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else about me, you know, that's
it.

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And if they don't, if, if hair
is a big deal, then they're

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going to look at me and say he's
older, mature, something like

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that.
I mean, it, it, it sends off a

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whole lot of signals.
I still have hair on the top of

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my head to some degree.
So I'm not that bald, but I'm,

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I'm bald enough, you know, And
then the people that are a lot

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bolder and it, it, it bothers,
you know, bothers a lot of

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people because it's like a
masculine thing.

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It's like, wow, you know, is
your Wiener smaller because you

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have less hair?
You know who knows you know?

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I don't think so.
I think the stigma is reversed

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on that actually.
But the funny enough, you know,

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what's really interesting is the
birth of the ironic mustache

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because it seems like everybody
ages 22 to 2728 now has a

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mustache.
But every time I see it, it

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doesn't seem like it was
serious, right?

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Like it used to be.
It used to be a serious thing or

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not a serious thing, but like a,
a kind of, but now it seems like

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it's a joke.
I don't know.

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You look at it and it looks like
somebody's just trying to tell a

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joke on their face.
And I don't really understand

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that.
I don't really get that well.

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We used to think it was cool and
and I got to and there's,

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there's a number of reasons you
grow a mustache at that age.

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First, it's like you haven't
been shaving that long.

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OK.
And so the hardest place to

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shave for a lot of people is
right underneath the nose and

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right up and right up against
the nostril holes.

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You know, shaving there is
painful because the hair is like

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right up against it and you
can't get a razor up close

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enough to make it come off and
it'll leave like the hair

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growing there.
And then you look like a little

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funky looking gorilla with a
little mustache that's coming

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out of your nose growing the
other way.

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So you got to have those new
flip over razors, which they

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didn't have when I was first
buying razors.

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Now they turn over and you use
the back of them and you can

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actually get closer.
Oh, that's the thing now.

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Yeah, Yeah, it's a straight
edge.

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So, so it's AI mean straight
edge has been the only way that

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you could get that close to your
nostrils and not and not have,

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you know, a a second mustache up
there.

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I don't really get hair up there
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Yeah, well, you will.
You will as you get older and

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you'll miss it.
And then someone that you're

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close to will remind you that
you have another mustache.

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And.
But it is funny because hair

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grows more in different places
and, and, and, and it's weird

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how you know when you're
younger, you want the beard, you

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want the mustache and you want,
you want the full head of hair

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to be more mature.
But as you get used to it, then

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you got to shave every day, you
know, and then and shaving every

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day is arduous.
You know, you're dragging a

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razor across your face.
And most of the time I don't

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care.
I have to shave every day.

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Otherwise I'm furry.
But since COVID, I blow it off.

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I shave every three days, 2 1/2,
like 2 1/2 days.

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I got about 1/4 inch of fur all
over my face and now it's white.

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So I'm old as shit.
And it just adds to my, you

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know, senile look when you have
the Gray, like the quarter inch

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Gray all over your, you know,
above your lip and everything.

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And people just look at you and
you just, you just look

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homeless, you know?
So that, that kind of adds to, I

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mean, my impression of myself,
OK, I'm not judging everybody

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else that wants to be cool.
Because you know, you saw a lot

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of the people in the, I think in
the, the early 2000s where they

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were having the, the, the beard
that was like 2 days of growth

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or three days of growth.
And it was like a cool beard.

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It was like 1/4 inch all over
their face.

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And they look like a rough and
tumble on macho.

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And you know, it's OK when it's
brown, but it, when it's white,

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it's like, what the fuck?
Santa Claus, You're we.

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Gotta bring back the mutton
shops.

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That's what I'm trying to do
now.

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The Conway Twitty mutton shops.
When he was like 50 he used to

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have these grey mutton shops
that wrapped around his jawline

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and they were I think all mud
Choms wrapped around and going.

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But who's the Queen, dude?
Who's that?

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Freddie Mercury.
He had he had mutton chops.

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For me, no he didn't.
No way.

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He did.
He grew him down.

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He grew mutton.
Freddie with mutton chops.

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I I remember.
Be a sex machine, but then you

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also have mutton chops.
No, no, man, he's.

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That's kind of shocking to me.
I don't know.

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I'm trying to look right now.
I don't see him.

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No, he doesn't have mutton jobs
here.

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Oh, wait a minute.
Oh, wait, no, that's Limey from

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No.
No, he or Lemmy from Oh.

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No, that's, yeah, Lemmy
Kilmstead.

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Lemmy add mutton jobs.
Lemmy had some muttons.

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They look really similar though.
I didn't realize how similar

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Lemmy and Freddie Mercury
looked.

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That's really funny, actually.
Never really thought about that.

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Yeah.
Strange.

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Well, maybe he didn't have him.
I just made that up and for my

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senility.
And I was thinking of Lenny.

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But Lenny does have them.
Freddie Mercury and Lenny Kilma.

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Mama, whatever.
Killminster.

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He's a Motörhead guy, yeah.
Yeah, Motörhead, because he had

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Freddy just had longer
sideburns, but not he didn't

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have the whole much because I
remember people used to grow

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them down and they grow them
down bigger and smaller.

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And then you got the guys that
have the little pencil thin must

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beard are going around.
It's like 1/2 an inch all the

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way around.
Yeah, that was weird.

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Long and then you have the
people that have the big Berry,

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you know, gorilla face, a
wolfman face where just they let

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everything grow because my, my
hair now grows 3/4 up my cheek

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all the way out, all the way
down and down my neck.

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And said the reason, I mean,
even when I had a beard, I

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shaved every day or every two
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I'd rake my neck with a razor
because it itches, you know?

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Yeah, the neck is the itchiest
part.

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I swear every time I grow one,
I'm like, when we were in

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Mongolia, I grew 1 and I hated
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I hated it.
It was too itchy in the

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beginning, but then you get past
the first.

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I think it's three weeks.
Month.

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Yeah, three weeks to a month.
It's someone who grows a beard

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and used to grow one every.
I used to grow one every

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November.
I grew it through December,

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January, and then I would shave
it off.

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Oh yeah, I did this every year
and it was just a big.

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Deal big, I'm getting deja vu.
I feel like we recorded this

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episode already.
What do you think?

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Yeah, we probably did, but.
You know what, I'll attach them.

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Together to make it.
Then nobody listens to us

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anyway, so we can replay it, we
can read and talk about it

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again.
I'll put them both together.

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I'll make it a 5 1/2 hour
episode.

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That's all I'll do.
That's what I'll do.

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And you just say, hey, it's,
we'll call it dementia.

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We'll call it dementia dash
hair, hair, hairmentia.

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We'll call it Hairmentia.
But I think about all the

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different things that and how
they affect you.

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And I mean, and when you think
about like clothes, when you're

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giving an impression to another
person, the things that you that

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you have what, what, what do you
do?

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Whether or not glasses is
another thing and I would read

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sales material, marketing
material about what what you do

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and how you go to impress
people.

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And facial hair is a neutral.
It is unless you were

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interviewing someone that has a
beard.

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They may like it the fact that
you have one too, but if it's

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better looking than your theirs
then they're going to have a

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problem with that.
Or it's a different style or

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whatever the case.
But for the most part clean

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shaven is is the best sales
tactic.

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Mustaches are, you know, unless
you're Tom Selleck.

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I mean, I tried to do it, Tom
Selleck, but I couldn't do it.

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Tom Selleck was awesome.
Yeah, he had that monster.

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You know it is.
I love it, Bill Burr said.

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Dick Duster.
That's terrible.

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I just.
You said, yeah, I was up there

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and I was shooting the movie,
and it was during National Gay

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Pride Month in New York, and I'm
walking around with this Dick

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duster, and I couldn't believe
that not one gay person hit on

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me.
I really felt bad.

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And I was like, Oh my gosh.
OK.

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They really felt bad.
Yeah.

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Well, you go frequent gay bars.
You.

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I mean, yeah, when they don't
hit on you, yeah, kind of

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embarrassing.
It is.

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It is because then you.
You got to change something.

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You got to change.
Yeah, when you see.

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People that are that are that
far gone that they're not even

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considered like, wow, yeah, we
didn't consider sleeping with

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you.
Like, whoa, whoa.

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I kind of like that.
Well, I mean, I used to

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frequent, I frequented gay bars
when we were in rehab.

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All the time.
And I got hit on a number of

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times, which is actually kind of
feels good to some degree, but

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it's also like, you know, you
know, it's, it was a very common

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thing because it was all the
guys were married and they were

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divorced and they had moved
away.

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And they're still seeing their,
I mean, come and tell you their

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life story in the first 3
minutes of sitting up drinking a

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beer at a bar while I'm waiting
for my house to be built 'cause

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I got to go check on it on
weekends.

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And, and, and, and the reason I
went to the gay bar 'cause it's

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the only one open during the
winter.

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The.
Only one open.

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OK, it was the pond.
I went to the frog Pond.

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I remember that.
And it was, it was, it was like

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it was a lesbian bar.
And I mean, for the most part.

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So I go there and they had food
and I get there at 11:00 on a

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Friday night and they're the
only place serving food, you

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know, in November at the beach,
you know, So, and they, and that

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were, and I wouldn't say only
they were walking distance from

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my house.
So I could just, I walk four

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blocks and I go sit and I have a
beer and eat a cheeseburger at

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11:30 at night and then go back
and go to bed, you know, and,

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and, and if there were people in
the bar and it's Friday night.

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So it's kind of rocking, well,
rocking for a.

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Week November in.
November.

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I mean, they were usually fairly
full, you know, I remember.

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Going up there so.
Because.

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Nothing more depressing than
being there in the winter.

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There's nothing to do.
Yeah, there's nothing to do at

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all.
Yeah, well, you can do well, you

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can do parkour.
You were really good at that.

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Oh yeah, when I was like 9.
Remember that.

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Yeah, I do remember that.
You were, you're 9 and you ran

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across all the rooftops and I'm
sitting here encouraging it.

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Oh man, I was bad.
And then I got to rest.

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I was like go live it or
something.

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It was a good time.
Yeah, that was your fault.

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You got caught.
Exactly.

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Daddy told me to do it.
Who's your dad?

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Who's who's?
That guy who's your daddy?

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Yeah.
He's the one getting me put in

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jail.
Now you're gonna do that?

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I gotta teach you how to rob the
bank, son.

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Teach you how to.
Rob it so you don't get caught,

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you know, that's the thing.
Go to the tellers.

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You gotta go to the tellers.
Never run the vault.

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As soon as you go to the vault
and messes up.

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It doesn't matter if you break
the law because laws are meant

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to be broken.
It matters if you get caught

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breaking the law.
Very good point.

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Yes, yes, and this is really
about hair.

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My eyes are dry right now.
God I don't have contacts.

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I've just been drying my eyes
out.

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I don't know why.
Well, think about when you think

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about hair, it's like, how come
it doesn't grow on inside of

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your mouth?
That.

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Well, that's what I was
thinking.

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Froze inside your nose, kind of
grows most of the way inside of

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your ear.
Well, doesn't grow on your

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forehead either, which is
interesting.

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Yeah, wait.
Wait until you get older.

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Wait until you get older and
your your ears just become

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covered with hair and you're
like, what the the ear?

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Where was that?
Well, that was when I realized

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at 22 that I had nose hairs.
It was crazy.

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They started coming out like
septum piercing.

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Yeah.
And I had my Brett Favre nose

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hair trimmer.
That was the first one I ever

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bought.
And it was from, oh gosh, Was it

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from World Market?
They sold the Brett Favre nose

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hair trimmer.
And I was like, this is the best

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thing ever.
I think that he he is one of the

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best football players of all
time, even though he was robbing

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his daughter's private high
school of charitable donations,

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which was kind of an interesting
thing to do.

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We're not going to talk about
that, though.

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We're going to talk about his
football.

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Career.
How horrible was that?

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I mean, of all the things that
you would do, that was odd.

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They stole money from a housing
project.

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I think it was for housing.
Was it through?

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And it was.
Through his daughter's school

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though, right?
Am I wrong about that?

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Yeah, but he but but he but they
did it to to pay for their own.

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I think the kids tuition or
something.

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It was some weird.
The school was in there somehow,

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yeah.
Yeah, the school was in there

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somehow, and they were doing it
for the benefit and theory of

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his girl to go to that private
school.

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And they were raising money for
the private school.

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And the way they were doing it
was stealing from a charity for

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people that were poor.
And it was like, and you're

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like.
Dude, dude, didn't he make out

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$20 million a year?
Or it was a lot.

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Yeah, and he.
Was worth a ton of money and

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you're just thinking like, and
they stole the million or two

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and you know, it was just just
not a bad place, not a good

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place to be.
What a weird.

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And I mean, I don't know, I
don't know if he how well or how

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much he knew about it.
I don't know this, you know, and

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all that people.
Oh, you shouldn't have, you

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know, he was innocent and he
just did that.

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And I can see where people that,
you know, give money to certain

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events or sign their name on to
certain events.

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They wouldn't know all the bad
shit that happens, you know, for

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sure.
And they didn't support the bad

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shit.
You know, you hear about Oprah

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Winfrey and her there was a her,
her kids school in Africa and

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one of the, one of the teachers
there was a pedophile and they,

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I think that's the story.
I don't remember the whole

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thing.
But then they all, they start

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pinning that on her and she's
like, I, you know, I just, you

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know, you're a response Roper.
You hired him and he's like, no,

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I didn't just give them $100
million and they they build this

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stuff and they hire these people
and.

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There's got to be something
about her out there that's going

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to be.
Crazy.

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Oh, there's lots of stuff.
I'm sure, yeah.

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I I think in 20 years we're
going to find out a lot.

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She knows P Diddy.
OK, You know there's lots of

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pictures with her and P Diddy
so.

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Yeah, but you know, when my
friend had a dream the other day

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where he pulled his own mustache
out through his nose and then he

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wore it, it was really cool.
Oh my God, that's a great idea.

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So.
Just pulled it down like this.

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Sounds like it was mushrooms
involved.

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Now he's just sleeping and he
had a dream that he pulled his

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mustache on through his nose.
That would hurt.

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You think so?
Yeah, when you figure out you

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pull up nose hair.
Oh my God, that hurts.

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Yeah, you ever do that with the
tweezers?

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No, I just do it with my
fingers.

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Your finger I can't do.
I can't get a good grip with the

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finger.
I can't do that.

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I got to use the tweezer but I
stopped doing that because it

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hurts so freaking.
Yeah, I don't do that.

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I don't do that.
I did it once and I said I'm

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never doing this ever again.
I'd rather look ugly and not cry

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all over myself.
When my bartender cuts my hair,

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she cuts my nose hair too, so
I'm happy.

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Oh, does she?
Does she do nose hairs?

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Nose hairs and of your hairs.
I'm always afraid I got shaved

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at that place that you go to
once.

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Oh God.
And he shaved me for fucking 45

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minutes.
I didn't get it raked up the

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thing and I'm like you are the
worst at this.

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I didn't see you did it to me
too one time and I don't know

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why they go the extra 50 razor
rays across your face, but you

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know once is enough.
They shaved you?

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Yeah, for 40 minutes.
Yeah, I've been shaved there

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before and I think they're
trying to they they they believe

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that the more they do, you feel
like you're getting more value,

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when in reality, I I don't I
don't want that, that, that is

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just so freaking.
I'll take it like the. 1st 4

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layers of your skin off.
I would never do that again.

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I would never ever do that.
I'd never had to shave their

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hair.
Cutter's fine.

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And and basically I have a lady
there that just does the same

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cut.
And that's a different thing

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too.
When you think about women will

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want to get their hair done
every couple weeks, you know,

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and it frosted or colored or
this or that and all that, it's

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like, I don't know if men are at
the same level or do we just

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hide it more?
What do you think?

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I don't know.
Wait, did I get shaved there or

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was it at the hair cuttery?
No, it was there.

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No, it was there I.
Remember the guy I remember that

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was I was just like, well, the
same thing.

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Remember when they when you had
a Mohawk and she wanted to cut

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your hair down?
Yeah, yeah.

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And you're like.
She didn't just like cut the

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Mohawk off and make it the same.
She just shaved your head down

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to being, you know, you were
granular.

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Bob Boy.
You look like Mr. Chemo Guy.

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You know, no, no offense to
chemo people, but no.

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But it was just the funniest
thing in the world because I'm

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like, why is she still cutting
his hair?

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There's very little left.
Yeah, they don't know when to

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stop there.
They don't, right?

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There was no, I think you had to
like, say that's enough.

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Yeah, I think I did.
There was no, there was no.

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Because they believe that if you
don't say that's enough, then

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you must want more.
Well, that was like this.

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This guy.
I left a terrible review on Yelp

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at this place called Neighbor
Barber or something, or Hello

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Barber near me.
It's about about 10 minute drive

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and the last two haircuts, $80
apiece, and they're the worst

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haircuts I've had in my life.
And I went on Yelp and I said

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your new staff is terrible.
I consider you fire them and

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rehire because I'm never coming
back here.

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And I was rather harsh.
But you pay 80 bucks for one.

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Yeah, no, it's crazy.
Well, that's plus tip.

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And it was like God, I don't
even know why I get my.

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Tip 100% and mine 60 that's
correct 30 bucks and I pay and I

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give her 30 bucks.
I can't find a place like that

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here.
Well, that was like, my friend

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has this place where there's 85
year old woman, Iranian woman,

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but she's super anti-Semitic and
like yells at Jewish people that

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come in while you're getting
your hair cut.

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She'll start screaming at them
and you don't, you don't really

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want to go there.
But he said, yeah, it's worth it

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because the haircut's $10.
It's like it's a great haircut,

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but she screams in your ear at
the people, like through your

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ear basically out the other side
like so you.

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Can't.
It's kind of like going to the

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clan to get a haircut.
It's just not a good idea.

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And if the clan was an 85 year
old Iranian woman, yes, that is

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really, really fun.
Oh my God.

439
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But yeah, I get my hair cut at
the clan, but the way she

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threatens, they just put a bowl
on there.

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Go.
It was really funny.

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She's like, you come in here, I
kill myself.

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I kill myself right now if you
come in here.

444
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:59,760
And it's like you're.
Threatening to kill yourself if

445
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:02,920
these people come in.
It's like, I know you're Jewish.

446
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,760
I will kill myself if you come
in here.

447
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,080
I have a razor blade and she's
like, put the razor blade to a

448
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,280
wrist or something.
That's crazy.

449
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,320
Oh my God.
Yeah, she's, she's wild.

450
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,360
She's a crazy woman.
But $10 haircut.

451
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,000
So I mean, yeah, what are you
gonna do about that?

452
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:17,200
$10 you're gonna like.
Hopefully she doesn't kill

453
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,800
yourself till she's done.
Yeah, $10, just $10.

454
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,600
Blood all over you, you know.
No, exactly.

455
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,160
But I was like, I was asking my
friend and he's, I was like this

456
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,760
coveted because I think he
started telling the story and

457
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,800
then he was like, OK, maybe I
shouldn't have told the story

458
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,520
because they're still want to
again and want to get the

459
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,680
haircut.
And I was like, so where is the

460
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,040
place I want to get the $10
haircut?

461
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,840
He's like, you know what?
It's just not worth it because I

462
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,080
think he himself, in the
storytelling realized that it

463
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:46,560
wasn't worth the $10.00 of
getting his haircut, you know?

464
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:52,000
Mine in the course of, let me
say 1/2.

465
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,120
I mean, I've been getting my
hair cut there for like 10-15

466
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:56,200
years.
Yeah.

467
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:57,200
Yeah.
And it's the same.

468
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,400
It's the same lady.
I go in, I just sit down and

469
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,480
she, I get a back massage.
I get a hot towel.

470
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,560
She does the massage on the neck
and then all that kind of stuff.

471
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,000
And she you, you tight today.
She's a Vietnamese lady.

472
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,640
Vietnamese.
There we go.

473
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,880
I'll learn how to say that
eventually.

474
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,840
One day.
You know, and she tells me about

475
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,480
her province and whether or not
she went home and you know, and

476
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,360
all that.
And I tell her like, I, I was

477
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:23,960
there and where we visit in
Vietnam and she likes to hear

478
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,680
that.
I think I told that story like 2

479
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,960
or 300 times to her.
And she always remembers me

480
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:32,640
because I, I think I'm, I don't
think everybody's generous

481
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:36,280
there, but I've seen people say
that, wow, you know, I left a $5

482
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,160
tip and they didn't even say
anything, you know, and you're

483
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,720
like, you know, it's 30 bucks.
So that's not even 20%.

484
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,640
So I mean, I realize it's, it's
good, but you, you start to

485
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:51,880
realize that what people are
living off of and it makes you

486
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:55,200
want to if you can.
And that's the key.

487
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:59,280
If you can be more generous, you
know, because the, the, the

488
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:02,000
extra little bit isn't, it isn't
going to affect me.

489
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,880
It's, it's going to affect you.
It's going to give you less

490
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,320
inheritance.
That's what I'm kind of messed

491
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,760
up.
I'm pissing away your money.

492
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,320
I can't believe you're helping
people still accomplish the

493
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,360
American dream.
That's kind of been attempted to

494
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,080
be stamped out for the past 10
years.

495
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,000
Really 1520 years been stamped
out but.

496
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,840
The wage discrepancy has been a
horrible thing and I think that

497
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,000
we haven't seen, we haven't seen
wages.

498
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,440
Keep, do you think, do you think
it really change if we had a

499
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:34,120
universal $15?
No, no, I don't think.

500
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:35,640
I don't think that.
Would be helpful.

501
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,400
I think it would be helpful in a
lot of places, but it is is

502
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,720
someone who has been in the
business world, they will figure

503
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,640
out ways to get around it.
That's.

504
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,200
Kind of what I was thinking.
They will.

505
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,840
They will do things like you did
when you were Papa John's where

506
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:53,120
you, you got paid $2.00 an hour
to drive when you were

507
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,240
delivering pizzas and you're
supposed to get minimum wage

508
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,280
when you were working in a
thing.

509
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,080
And they would always say, no,
no, you didn't work in a thing.

510
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,400
You're like, yeah, I just rolled
out 17 pizzas and did this.

511
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,160
And it's like, oh, well, that
was only that.

512
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:05,400
That was 10 minutes.
Yeah, the peoples that were

513
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,560
salaried there were just the
biggest pieces of trash I ever

514
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,280
met.
And I remember my manager

515
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,640
saying, you got to give me two
weeks, and I said, oh, do I?

516
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,200
And then I never showed up ever
again.

517
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,920
Yeah, no, it's so funny that we
believe in this corporate

518
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:21,320
bootlicker mentality where we
need to give them two weeks when

519
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,760
in fact they need to figure it
out 'cause it's their job.

520
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:29,000
And it's like, I don't, yeah.
That organization that owns that

521
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:33,280
Papa John's that you worked for,
I looked up online and they have

522
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:38,400
been sued and they paid a like
a, it's their franchise group.

523
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,480
And they had like, I don't know,
30 or 40 of them.

524
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:46,960
Well, they were robbing drivers
like they were crazy because

525
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,720
they they weren't only just
robbing you guys.

526
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,960
They were doing all these, this,
this whole every single

527
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:55,440
franchisees they had.
So they ended up settling and I

528
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,800
think it was for like 12 or $14
million.

529
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,960
You know, it was a big deal.
They were stealing, you know,

530
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,680
they were underpaying the
drivers.

531
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:05,640
They weren't.
There was all this stuff the way

532
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,120
that they were squeezing the
profits and they were only going

533
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,720
to the top people and they.
Finally won that too the other

534
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:15,640
day about 3 years ago.
The the people that sued them.

535
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,280
Yeah, yeah, but I kind of pissed
myself off about that 'cause I

536
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:23,040
didn't, I wasn't submitting
information to them the whole

537
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:26,440
time.
And my friend George got about

538
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:30,200
10 grand from the Jewel, the
Jewel one, the, the one they

539
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:36,160
sold or sued Jewel for.
What was it false advertising or

540
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,480
something that it was made to be
a thing to quit smoking, but it

541
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,200
really wasn't.
And there was a class action

542
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:46,240
lawsuit against them.
George got 10 or $12,000 from

543
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,120
that.
And I was like, damn.

544
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:51,320
They those don't yeah, I mean
you get those all the time and

545
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,560
some and there's people that say
hey, I do it all the time and

546
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,960
what do you make?
It's like, well I put $400.00 in

547
00:26:55,960 --> 00:27:00,600
a week and I made 8 grand last
year and you're like, he's gonna

548
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,760
work for 7-11 dude.
Well, he like submitted only

549
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,440
three times or something about
that.

550
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,320
Yeah, well, I think it's it's,
it truly is the luck of the

551
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:08,160
draw.
Yeah.

552
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:13,320
Hilton had something similar,
same kind of tip thing where

553
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:18,240
their their staff and their
people, they wouldn't pay them

554
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,720
minimum wage.
They would pay them like how

555
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,960
many rooms should buy the room
you clean or delivery services.

556
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,680
They, they had a when you
ordered I and this I it actually

557
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,040
happened to me.
I was at the, the Hilton in New

558
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:40,280
York on 45th and something or
other the main 1 and I ordered a

559
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:45,440
cheeseburger and two Heineken
comes up and it was like $32.

560
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:51,760
And that in itself that included
a 20% gratuity, no 1818%

561
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:57,120
gratuity plus a $5 delivery fee.
Now when the guy gives me the

562
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:00,760
food, he said, well, are you
going to give me a tip?

563
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:05,360
And I'm like, well, I mean the
food and the beer was like 26

564
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:08,040
bucks and now it was 39.
I'm sorry.

565
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:12,440
And it was like another shit
money on top of that.

566
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,680
And I was like, I'm paying
almost 40 bucks for 2 beers and

567
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,280
a cheeseburger and not fries
dude, just cheeseburgers.

568
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:24,000
And I was just like, dude, it
says gratuity 18 is we don't get

569
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,440
that that's.
Crazy.

570
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,920
What about the delivery?
We don't get that.

571
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:32,920
I said what what you don't get
anything You we get paid the

572
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,360
$2.00 an hour, $1.00 an hour or
something like that.

573
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,440
It's wait staff.
And I was just like I said, I

574
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,800
think I gave him 5 bucks or
something.

575
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,880
I didn't.
I was just like what I had and

576
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:48,240
and then I saw a suit.
Hilton settled a suit like 240

577
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:52,120
million or something, some crazy
number because they do that.

578
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:56,360
And that's when I shifted to
only tipping in cash.

579
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:58,920
I don't, I don't, I, I carry
cash with me.

580
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,480
So if you want to rob me, I'm a
great guy to rob.

581
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,840
I'll just give you the cash, you
know.

582
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:09,760
You can find him this specific
baby Ray's barbecues on

583
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:12,640
Wednesdays after 3:00 PM between
20.

584
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,480
Five I've always tipped in cash
after that because it and

585
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,200
because I saw what happened to
you and I've seen what happened

586
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,520
of other people and it's just
like it.

587
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,760
I think the thing that bothers
me the most is that the people

588
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,520
that are stealing or stealing
from those that can't fight

589
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,880
back.
And I, I just, and if someone

590
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,160
who's had shit taken from me and
I had no opportunity to fight

591
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:35,480
back, I'm like, fuck that.
I'm not giving them an

592
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,680
opportunity to steal.
I'm going to give it directly to

593
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,160
the server.
And I, I mean, I do that all the

594
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,600
time.
I did, I went to lunch today and

595
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,400
I said, I don't, I don't tip on
the card.

596
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,720
I tip cash.
Oh, and they're like happy

597
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,080
because then they get to keep
it, all of it.

598
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,720
And it isn't taxed, you know, so
there's, you know, I do my own.

599
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:59,640
No, no tap on, no tax on tips.
I always love when my tax

600
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:02,760
dollars go to ethnic cleansing
in the Middle East.

601
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:03,800
Yeah.
You know, Yeah.

602
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:05,480
That's that's a horrible thing.
I that's.

603
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,920
Always my favorite part of.
That's that's a completely

604
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,080
different episode.
Do you think they have more hair

605
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,920
over there?
I would say so.

606
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:17,320
George is a Lebanese man.
Yeah.

607
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,560
And.
Lebanese is different.

608
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,200
He can grow a beard.
I'm just saying Middle Eastern

609
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,680
but.
In three days.

610
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,840
Yeah, he can grow a beard since
he was about 12.

611
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,920
And yeah, I think, yeah.
But if does he ever taken a

612
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,160
shirt off?
I wonder.

613
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,560
He's hairy.
He's hairy.

614
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,560
That's what I mean.
He's hairy.

615
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:36,280
When you see the people, you're
like holy crap.

616
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,400
And see that I used to not have
back hair.

617
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,560
Now I have back hair.
I mean, what the hell?

618
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,560
Well, I'm glad I don't have back
hair so I can go fast down the

619
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,920
water slides.
Yes.

620
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,160
So that's all I really care
about is really going fast.

621
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:52,840
You ever you ever Lube yourself
up with Vaseline before you go

622
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,720
down the water slides?
No, you're not supposed to do

623
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,200
that.
You're really not because you go

624
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,880
too fast.
You can go off the water slide

625
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,440
and get.
Yeah, I've been on the ones that

626
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:06,160
are so like vertical where you
get you kind of lift and you get

627
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,600
air underneath you.
I want to go back to Paradise

628
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,160
Island in my life, yeah.
And your fall, I'll do that.

629
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,920
I do.
That you want to go back I love

630
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,760
a water slide there's not enough
adult water parks out there the.

631
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:19,680
Ones that went through the
sharks were amazing.

632
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,280
Remember those?
Well, there was that one that

633
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,520
was completely dark and it felt
like you were in there for a

634
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,040
mile and it was straight down
and you can't lift your head up

635
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,320
because you'll hit your your.
Your you know, you smash your

636
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,440
face, Yeah, but it.
Wasn't the leap of faith, it was

637
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:33,960
a different one?
Yeah.

638
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,800
And you ended up in this
underground like cistern.

639
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,160
It was like, and you walked out
of it.

640
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:40,840
It was so cool.
It was like.

641
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,480
Oh yeah, I remember that was.
Really, really cool.

642
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,240
Yeah, wow, they had a bunch of
them.

643
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,920
Yeah, well, that should be one
of our things is to do a water

644
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,760
park trip.
I think you wanted to do the one

645
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,160
in Germany, right?
Because that's the biggest.

646
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,640
One, I would love to do that.
Well, that's an indoor water

647
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:55,920
park.
If you want to do an indoor

648
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:59,440
water park, largest indoor water
park is in Germany.

649
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,320
It's in a giant airplane and
the.

650
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,360
Outdoor is the Pacific Ocean,
so.

651
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,520
Yeah, well, that's not a water
park though.

652
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,960
Yeah, it is.
You know what I was thinking

653
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,760
about?
Imagine if all the world's

654
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,360
oceans were sand.
That would not be good.

655
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,920
We would be dead.
Yeah.

656
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,160
Would we be dead?
We.

657
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:20,080
Wouldn't have any water.
Oh yeah, yeah, that wouldn't be

658
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,600
good.
Yeah, that would be.

659
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,840
So bad.
I wouldn't like that.

660
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,520
I wouldn't like driving around
in the desert for that long.

661
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:27,920
Get lost.
But.

662
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,600
When you think about hair,
what's the longest you've ever

663
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,560
had your hair?
I have like shoulder length

664
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,520
bleach blonde hair, remember
that?

665
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,040
Yeah, you, you definitely look
like an addict.

666
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,120
That was your drug addict.
Case I look like Kurt Cobain.

667
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,480
Yeah, it was cool.
After he was dead.

668
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,880
Yeah.
Well, no, I remember when I

669
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,080
first got it done, when I think
it was Rena that.

670
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,160
First did it.
Oh, when you did it, I was just

671
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,920
like, oh shit.
He's, he's losing his mind.

672
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,800
He's.
Losing his freaking mind because

673
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,480
you went from me and she's like,
look how good it looks.

674
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,440
And I'm like, he looks like
someone that I wouldn't be

675
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,720
frightened of on the street.
And I know he's going to ask me

676
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,920
for money.
I thought it looked good.

677
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,000
I still think it looked good
when I first got it done.

678
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,320
I still think that.
Lost like 20 lbs very quickly.

679
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:18,080
Yeah, well, I was like 135 lbs.
You were that guy.

680
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,880
You were the very, you were the
skinny addict.

681
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,280
That's what it looked like.
It just, it just played out

682
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:23,760
well.
It's good.

683
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,400
For your metabolism, if you
think about it.

684
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,360
Yeah, I don't.
Think about it that way.

685
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,000
I.
Don't know about that.

686
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:33,000
No, but my, I had, I had, I had
that in college.

687
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:38,360
I had the not only shoulder
length hair, I had a full beard

688
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:43,320
and a full mustache.
So I was a hairy dude and I wore

689
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,520
a top hat.
That was my cool thing.

690
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,760
You know, I hitchhiked with
that.

691
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,920
I did all, I mean, when I work
construction, I did that.

692
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,880
And it's just like, because I
grow a beard every year and I

693
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,080
and I can grow a beard and I
just grew my hair long when I

694
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:56,640
was in college because I was
like, who cares?

695
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,480
You know, until my senior year.
And then I, I got a haircut

696
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,800
before I went to New York and
went to the exchange and was

697
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,640
this corporate looking guy in a
suit.

698
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:09,040
And people are like, are you,
are you in this class?

699
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,600
And some people are like, Hey,
Phil, they didn't even know.

700
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,800
They just like looked at me and
talked to me and I was just

701
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,600
like, do you, you, you don't
notice anything?

702
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:20,199
No, what?
Because I had a full beard.

703
00:34:20,199 --> 00:34:22,960
I mean, like furry, you know,
you seen that one where I'm in

704
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,920
the hallway and I'm sitting
there and I'm like looking off

705
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,840
to thing and I'm shaving cream
all over.

706
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,920
We had a shaving cream fight in
the upstairs hallway and we're

707
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,159
throwing beer cans at each
other.

708
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,000
That's that's when I had the
that's before I shaved, and

709
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:40,480
that's when I went on the the
bench to see how deep I could

710
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,080
get beer cans in my room.
I don't know why I did this

711
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,880
before I had to take him out and
it literally got to knee deep in

712
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,679
my bedroom.
I'm.

713
00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:50,480
Surprised you didn't get any
bugs in there.

714
00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:52,639
That's.
Shockingly, no.

715
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:54,120
But that.
Doesn't make any sense to me.

716
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,320
We.
Had doggy there because he could

717
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,480
just stick his tongue all the
way into the bottom of the beer

718
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:01,240
and drink, take whatever was
leftover and they would just

719
00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,960
drink it and throw it in the
room drink it and throw it in

720
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,480
the room.
And we filled my room bedroom up

721
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,880
the whole all the floor space.
I had to get out of bed and hear

722
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,800
the cans.
You know what a bunch of cans

723
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,520
sounds like in the morning and I
move over to my chair and I'm

724
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,480
rolling around in the chair and
literally the chair.

725
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,320
The the cans are up to the
bottom, just the very bottom of

726
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,440
the chair.
So your legs are down in the

727
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,360
cans and every time you move,
you move 30 can.

728
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,960
It just it's and I'm sitting
there reading and this is pre

729
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,320
computer, no computer.
So it's book, you know, and then

730
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,960
I get up and go outside and I
got to pee.

731
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,840
I go out the door and I got to
shut the door because they're

732
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:43,480
falling into the hallway.
You know, it was just like, and

733
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,640
I'd leave them out there and
then those guys would come and

734
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,720
complain and pick them up and
throw them back in my room.

735
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:51,840
And then we'd drink a case of
beer and they'd throw it in my

736
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,520
room again.
It was, it was we had a really,

737
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,000
really good way to keep the
kitchen clean.

738
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,840
If we had a there were, there
were 4 roommates and we all

739
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,240
agreed.
But you have to do the dishes

740
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:06,440
every day.
You do the dishes, clean the

741
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,560
sink, that area there and around
and the stove and that every

742
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,920
single day.
And you have till midnight and

743
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,880
there's schedule and everybody's
on the schedule.

744
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,760
If you do not do that, you have
to buy a case of beer.

745
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:26,280
And my whole time at Oldham
University, Milwaukee's best was

746
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:31,800
599 for a case.
So we would you, you would like,

747
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,320
if you didn't want to do the
dishes, you would buy a case of

748
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:38,800
beer, bring it home and start
drinking, you know, because it

749
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,000
didn't stop you from drinking
the beer.

750
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,200
It just, you had to.
So if you wanted to get hammered

751
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,440
on a Wednesday, you'd get a case
of beer, go home and say, I

752
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,280
ain't doing the dishes like you,
you know?

753
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,000
And then everybody would be
like, oh, OK, they drink with

754
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,520
you because they knew that you
were going to try to absorb

755
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,480
that.
It sounds like that's a recipe

756
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,120
for just people buying queso
Bureau.

757
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,200
The time of the dish is never
getting gleaned.

758
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:04,760
I mean, the wildest time is
around exams because exams

759
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,480
everybody is studying and
they're, you know, in between

760
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,760
studying, they're drinking and
drinking and studying and

761
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,640
whatever.
And people would go out and go

762
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:18,000
like, OK, I'm not going to do.
I got, I got Tuesdays and then

763
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,120
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday set,
I got Saturday.

764
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:22,640
So I'm buying, I'm off both
days.

765
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:27,120
I'm buying 2 cases of beer here
and then and I'm not doing them

766
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,080
for this week.
And then other people be like,

767
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,160
if you had to do it once that
week, you'd buy a case that

768
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:35,480
beer.
So for seven days we had 10, you

769
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:39,240
know, 11 cases of beer hanging
around and people were just

770
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:43,040
drinking constantly.
You know, right after the exam,

771
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:45,880
at the end of the exam would be
a, a blow out drunk.

772
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:51,760
And, and then the, the, the
kitchen was literally you would

773
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:56,680
go in and you would find a plate
and wash it off and clean a pot

774
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,480
to eat out of.
I mean, it was so ramen was my

775
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:08,640
my major food group them ramen
and I had I had cheese type

776
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,720
product.
I don't know what it was.

777
00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:14,120
It was like a bought it.
Type Product.

778
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:14,960
Yeah, it was.
It wasn't.

779
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,080
It was cheese type.
They couldn't call it cheese.

780
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,200
It was.
I don't remember the name.

781
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,440
It was non brand.
I bought it at below.

782
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:29,400
It was $0.99 for like 18 oz or
24 oz.

783
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:33,160
So it was big.
And I take a thing of that and I

784
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,040
put it on top of my ramen and it
would just get to where it would

785
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,480
be Ripley.
It wouldn't actually melt.

786
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:39,960
Cheese didn't melt and people
were like, what do you mean that

787
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,480
doesn't melt?
I said OK, and doggy had his, he

788
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,160
had an iron skillet and he cuts
it on and he goes and he

789
00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,720
believes, he said cheese always
melts.

790
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:52,840
So we throw, we throw one of my
cheeses into the into the

791
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:57,800
griddle and it's in there and
it's on and it just turns black.

792
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,640
It never melts.
And I ate that all through

793
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,800
college.
That's good, you know, because

794
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,720
you know, if you sold plasma and
I'd sell plasma for 12 bucks,

795
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,400
I'd say a weekly.
I could go in, hit plasma on

796
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:17,440
Saturday, get 12 bucks and then
I could get a loaf of bread, 12

797
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:22,520
ramen, a pound of that manwich
stuff.

798
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:28,920
A big thing of Balogna type
meat, it wasn't baloney, it was

799
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,240
Balogna type.
It was another one of those

800
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,400
really cheap brands.
So yeah, baloney and cheese.

801
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,480
I already had mustard.
So I was set.

802
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:40,440
I had sandwiches and I had rum
and I had dinner and I get a a

803
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:45,520
bottle of bourbon.
Senators Club was $3.50 per

804
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,840
quart.
And then I get a 2 liter bottle

805
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:54,040
of Diet 7UP which was $0.89 and
so that was my my weekly

806
00:39:54,280 --> 00:40:00,120
groceries.
Nowadays that would be $90.00.

807
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,760
I don't know, man.
It was, it was, it was just an

808
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,320
interesting way to live, you
know?

809
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,880
And I got to tell you, if you
drink bourbon after you sell

810
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:10,840
plasma, whoa, feels good.
You get.

811
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:13,520
You get even if you even if
you're an atheist, you get much

812
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,800
closer to God.
You don't even have to eat.

813
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,960
It feels great.
Yeah, you do.

814
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:25,080
It's just wild tomorrow.
But the the hair thing, you

815
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,600
know, what's really interesting
is the.

816
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,960
Hair.
I had hair in college, you know.

817
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:33,040
Matthew McConaughey was talking
about how there was this doctor

818
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:37,240
that goes to the hair transplant
kind of Fair every year in

819
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:40,360
Turkey, and he always said that
he was Matthew Mcconaughey's

820
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,200
hair surgeon.
But when in fact, Matthew

821
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,520
McConaughey never did hair
surgery.

822
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:49,800
He just did the application of
minoxidil.

823
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,720
He did the hands or I think it
was.

824
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,720
Is that Rogaine?
It was Rogaine.

825
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:56,720
Yeah, it was Rogaine.
He was, he was a Rogaine guy and

826
00:40:57,240 --> 00:41:00,280
he always used that and he never
had the complete surgery.

827
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,320
So it it turns out that this guy
was a liar at the hair committee

828
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,400
every.
Year you, you, you look at Terry

829
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,040
Bradshaw and you may not know
who he used to be a quarterback

830
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:12,120
for the Steelers rate and he's a
cue ball.

831
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:17,560
But he, he was an advertisement
because he's, he's, he would, he

832
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:20,960
speaks for the NFL and he's in
the NFL Sunday squad and all

833
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:24,240
that kind of happy horse shit.
And he had hair.

834
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,720
He didn't have hair at the end
of his career.

835
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:31,840
Then he had hair and he had hair
for like 2 years 'cause he had

836
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:35,800
all his hair implanted.
And then now he's a cue ball.

837
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,120
Interesting.
It doesn't, you know, I don't

838
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,280
think it stays.
What year was it though?

839
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,040
I'm wondering if they got it
this day recently.

840
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,120
I don't.
Know would have been 90s.

841
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,720
And interesting.
Probably, and now he's got to be

842
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:50,080
my age or older.
He's probably older than me, but

843
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,520
you know, but he was like the
greatest team ever.

844
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,680
The Pittsburgh Steelers.
He played with Franco Harris and

845
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,800
me and Joe Green and all these
guys who were just amazing, all

846
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,800
those guys.
And he had hair when he played

847
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,440
football.
But then he came out of football

848
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,160
and you know, a lot of people in
their 30s is when it all goes

849
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,160
downhill.
You can't comb over.

850
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:11,000
You treat a comb over as you
grow your hair.

851
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:16,160
I mean, I had AI remember, I had
a math professor and Northern

852
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:21,520
Virginia Community College were
the in stands for knowledge.

853
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:26,760
Anyway, this Asian dude had a
had a hair.

854
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,240
He had a huge amount of hair
that wrapped around his head

855
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,240
almost like a turban.
And it was weird because, you

856
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:40,440
know, and I remember that he
leaned over and it fell off the

857
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,480
top of his head and it hung down
like a foot and a half.

858
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,680
And the whole top of his head
was bald.

859
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:50,400
And he just had figured out how
to grow long hair on one side

860
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,960
and loop it around so it made
him look like he had his huge

861
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,400
full head of hair.
And he pinned it in the back and

862
00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:00,800
everything.
And I'm like, I think about, I

863
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,800
mean, I'm trying to think about
what you think about your

864
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:07,080
personal image so much so that
you have to put that much effort

865
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:11,120
into making it me, you know, it
matters that much.

866
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,720
And it's something that, you
know, it's genetic.

867
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,320
It's kind of like, you know, of
all the things you can change in

868
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:21,360
your life, it's whether you take
care of your hair or don't take

869
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,480
care of your hair.
I don't think it really matters.

870
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:26,640
I think it's you're you're
predestined to what's going to

871
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,800
happen.
You can you can try to color it

872
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,840
and change it and you might
there might be certain noxadil

873
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:35,360
things that work for certain
people that help them.

874
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,440
But I don't, you know, for the
most part for me, unless you go

875
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,800
way out of your way.
Because that's the thing I

876
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,040
thought about Rogaine, is it'll
wash your hair twice a day.

877
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,360
When it first came out, that's
what I remember.

878
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,800
Well, I think my problem is I
started doing adult things

879
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,440
young.
Like I started drinking coffee

880
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,200
when I was like 1415.
That's good for you.

881
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:57,240
And then I started smoking when
I was 15 and then really good

882
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,120
started doing drugs when I was
like 16 or 15.

883
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,320
You waited till 16.
So I think that.

884
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:03,960
That's the problem.
It should have started at 12

885
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,520
like me.
The hair growth, I think it's

886
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:08,880
it's fucked me up.
I think I would have been taller

887
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,880
too if I didn't drink coffee.
I think it would have been a

888
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:12,600
little.
Bit time.

889
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,200
Coffee shortened.
Sure, I thought cigarettes did.

890
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,440
Definitely.
Well, coffee has gone to show

891
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,160
that it stops your growth kind
of when you start drinking.

892
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:25,320
It's very interesting, yeah.
That's weird because everybody's

893
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,160
OK with you drinking coffee, but
they're they, you know, smoking

894
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,680
cigarettes is stunts your
growth.

895
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:31,720
That's what I always heard.
And I always.

896
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,960
I always heard it from the 8 and
9 year olds at the boys club who

897
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:38,000
were smoking.
The Koreans to live the longest

898
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,960
in the world and they all smoke
too, so I don't really care.

899
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,040
But eat a good diet.
Eat what you want.

900
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,360
I think it's the last couple
years of your life and how

901
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,800
you're going to live.
I think it all the, all the bad

902
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,880
things that you do, that's when
they come to roost.

903
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,360
That's that's when you know,
you, you, you look at it, it's

904
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,720
like, hey, I've been smoking for
40 years and then you die of

905
00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:03,960
cancer over nine months and you
literally waste away to a rotten

906
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,280
little ball of yellow puffs, you
know, and you're like, that's

907
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:09,520
kind of, you know, well, that's
the you're, you're suffering all

908
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,680
that you did, you know, I mean,
you can just whip out a gun and

909
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,040
blow your brands out like.
Well, that's kind of what my

910
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,160
plan.
Well, I was thinking about that

911
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,040
the other day.
If I get esophageal cancer, I

912
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,280
just kill myself.
Like I would never do the hole

913
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:23,960
in the neck thing.
Like, I see that and I'm like,

914
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,320
why wouldn't you just?
What about removing the lower

915
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,920
jaw?
That too.

916
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,760
That too, yeah.
That was kind of like a wobble.

917
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:34,760
Well, that's like if you blow
your face off anyway, it's kind

918
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:35,400
of.
Remember the?

919
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,520
Who was the?
Guy.

920
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:41,400
Who was the guy that was a great
God?

921
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,000
What was it?
He said something bad about Bam

922
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,800
Margera's buddy.
Ryan Dunn, yeah.

923
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:52,160
When the guy got killed.
Oh, who was that I?

924
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:56,240
Remember that it was, it was, it
was Ebert, I think was Roger

925
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,920
Ebert.
The other guy died of cancer.

926
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:02,200
This guy smoked too, but he got
esophageal cancer.

927
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:04,880
And.
They froze his face.

928
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,480
He had the very just standard
like that.

929
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,600
So he drooled all the time
because he couldn't control it,

930
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:16,320
but he couldn't speak and he had
to type and he had the, you

931
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:20,680
know, whatever, but he he be he
was still, you know, sound mind

932
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:23,680
body except for cancer eating
your face off.

933
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:30,000
He's he, he still commented on
his ex and all this other kind

934
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:34,360
of happy horseshit.
And but I'm like, wow.

935
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,320
When your body becomes a prison,
I think that's it.

936
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,080
It's about time to to call it.
Yeah, yeah.

937
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:43,160
Well, everybody, everybody feels
well, not everybody.

938
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:51,840
Many people have like concerns
about what happens if you, you

939
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,480
yourself and yourself you know.
That's.

940
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:58,360
That's considered the faux pas.
Horrible, bad.

941
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:01,560
I mean, we even have.
It's a crime, you know, I think

942
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,680
it's kill yourself.
I think it's funny.

943
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,240
That it's a crime.
Yeah.

944
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:07,480
Yeah.
Well, it seems like any personal

945
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,520
decision you make in this
country anymore is a is a crime.

946
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,040
Wow.
It's kind of ridiculous unless

947
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:16,720
unless the current.
You know, I don't understand if

948
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:17,600
if.
Unless her.

949
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,320
Regime.
Thinks it's OK, then it's Then

950
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,280
it's fine, you know I.
Don't think anybody's ever

951
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,760
thought it's OK, but if you
think about these people that

952
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:28,440
are wake up every day and yearn
for darkness and then they

953
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,680
finally get the darkness that
they've been wanting their whole

954
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,880
life, is that not the greatest
release possible?

955
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,840
I mean, is that not a positive?
But if you force that darkness,

956
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:39,560
then that's considered breaking
this religious law.

957
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:41,760
You know, like how it's
considered cowardice to take

958
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,640
life into your own hands, which
is really funny.

959
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,840
But it's not.
But it's not cowardice to kill

960
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,480
other people.
Yeah, yeah.

961
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:51,640
I can, I can whack you right now
and, you know, beg for

962
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,640
forgiveness and get it.
But if I kill myself, Yep,

963
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,560
that's it, too bad.
Forever.

964
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,880
Yeah, yeah.
It makes no sense.

965
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,080
It makes no sense.
There's.

966
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,920
A whole lot of a whole lot of
weirdness there.

967
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,640
And that has a lot to do with
hair.

968
00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:07,120
I think it really does hair.
I mean, you think about the

969
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,040
longer the hair, what was it?
Who's the guy that cut his hair?

970
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,680
And he couldn't.
He was strong.

971
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:17,360
It wasn't Hercules Sinbad.
No, it's one of the.

972
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:21,880
Prince of Persia.
One of the religious, Yeah, No,

973
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:25,720
no, Jesus, no, we should know
this.

974
00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:34,320
It's it's an old silly wise tale
about the guy that grew his hair

975
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:40,120
and was super strong and then
he, the queen cut his hair and

976
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,760
then he wasn't strong anymore.
No, not too sure.

977
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,320
Now you got me curious now,
because I got to, and now I'm

978
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,600
all in weird land because I got
to check that out.

979
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:54,160
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
But there was.

980
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,000
I forgot what I was going to
say.

981
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,000
Never mind.
You know what I did see a lot of

982
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,920
in Mongolia was yak hair.
Yak hair.

983
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,400
They make that into a cashmere
too.

984
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,600
Cashmere is really big there.
And that is, is that goat?

985
00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,800
Samson, OH.
Yeah.

986
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:16,800
Yeah, the ACT was forced upon by
Delilah, leading to the loss of

987
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,680
his divinely granted strength.
Another less direct example is

988
00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:26,080
Absalom, who according to Two
Samuel 1426 would cut his hair

989
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:31,280
once a year because it became
heavy, though his story is more

990
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,240
about the variety than a loss of
power.

991
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:39,920
Wow, weird source of strength.
Yeah, that's why I grew up in

992
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,880
here long, so I can be stronger.
You know, I don't know, that

993
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:48,880
seems some made-up shit, but
hey, it does, yeah.

994
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:52,600
But they're, you know, the
things in the Bible are just

995
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,960
kind of takes their mythical
stories, except for when I want

996
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,880
them as real world applications,
right.

997
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:01,080
So then then they actually apply
to the real world.

998
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,200
But the all the other times that
they seem like stories, they're

999
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,200
stories, but when they don't,
they're actually real world.

1000
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,160
I think they're only good when
they plant hair.

1001
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,120
I think they're really good when
they apply to hair.

1002
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,680
Hair lengthen, you know, I
wonder if old people, well, you

1003
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:17,840
know, it's weird if you think
about it, but up until this is

1004
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:23,400
something I saw recently is that
up until the 1830's, the average

1005
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:34,160
age of a man was how old 35 S
until science came along in the

1006
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:38,480
20s, thirties, 40s and 50s that
it start to significantly expand

1007
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,880
to to make us live longer.
So all of these stories are

1008
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:48,560
based on people that only lived
40 years. 35 you would be near

1009
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,720
dead.
You would be at the end of your

1010
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:52,440
life.
I think that's so interesting.

1011
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,680
Too, you know, and it's like
you, it's, it's not, it's really

1012
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:59,080
not that long ago to say, you
know, 150 years ago I would have

1013
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:03,080
been dead 25 years ago, you
know, I would have been dead

1014
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,960
shortly after you were born.
Your mother would have probably

1015
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,680
died when you were born.
She was almost pretty.

1016
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:12,120
She was like, you know, so hey,
so that's.

1017
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:17,480
I think the whole idea of
accomplishments during like Lord

1018
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:22,000
Byron, right, who died when he
was like 24, and then you got a

1019
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,520
bunch of other people that like
did all of these things when

1020
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:27,920
they were like 20 through 24.
It's incredibly interesting to

1021
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,080
think of.
Like that was the end of their

1022
00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,040
life.
Yeah.

1023
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,200
You know.
So they also had access and and

1024
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,720
money and things like that.
Yeah, I'm going to live forever

1025
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:37,920
too.
Which is what?

1026
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,360
That or the links to the Kingdom
and what have you.

1027
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,080
Yeah, but yeah, what, what time
are we at here?

1028
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:51,760
We're at it is it's 734.
No, it's 4/12.

1029
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,880
What does that mean?
So what time is?

1030
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,560
It I don't know how long we've
been going on this.

1031
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:01,720
Oh, it's we're we're right at
hold it 59 and 29.

1032
00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:02,920
Seconds.
Oh, there we go.

1033
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,640
Perfect.
All right, well.

1034
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,720
So before we close all.
You want to recap, right?

1035
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,640
You're doing.
Now, any last, any last thoughts

1036
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,600
about hair?
I mean, I think that I think

1037
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:16,080
that my I'll give you mine.
Yeah, give me yours.

1038
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:20,520
Mine are that your hair is as a
reflection of yourself.

1039
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:26,160
Should I mean mine is basically
based upon what image I want to

1040
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:30,240
project outward and also what
image people expect to see of

1041
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,760
me.
I mean, I thought that I would

1042
00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:36,600
love to grow my hair long again,
but I feel like that a 65 year

1043
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,760
old man with with long hair is
just, especially when he's

1044
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:45,160
balding to me is just silly.
OK, but that's no, no offense,

1045
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,160
no offense to those that that
want it.

1046
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:48,920
That's their game, that's their
thing.

1047
00:52:49,240 --> 00:52:53,440
I don't, I don't get it.
I get a cut regularly because

1048
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:57,200
it's easy.
It's easier to wash, it's easier

1049
00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,880
to clean on a daily basis and
that's it.

1050
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:04,080
You know, I don't color my hair
because my wife doesn't want me

1051
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,680
to.
I've asked her, I don't care.

1052
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,320
I'm I'm fine.
I look at it and say, wow, I

1053
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,080
would look a lot younger if I
had Ronald Reagan hair, you

1054
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:12,840
know, jet black like here.
I did.

1055
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,800
No, I would.
I would look, I would probably

1056
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,080
look 20 years younger.
Because I got to see that I'm

1057
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:19,680
like, what the hell?
A lot of guys would, a lot of

1058
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:23,080
guys do, but if I if I came back
and my hair was brown tomorrow,

1059
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,680
I would look a lot younger.
This is a bad guy job.

1060
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:29,080
It's a huge thing.
Well, no, that's it.

1061
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,840
That's when I I talked to this
one guy and I said, my God, you

1062
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,400
never seem to age.
And he goes, I, he said, I'll

1063
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,800
give you my colorist name.
And I'm like, oh, and he goes,

1064
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:41,200
yeah, no way, man.
If I didn't have a colorist, I

1065
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,800
would, you know, you know, I'm
lucky to have hair, you know.

1066
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,400
But hey, it is what it is.
What about you?

1067
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:47,760
What about me?
What?

1068
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:49,960
Do you think about hair?
You're closing?

1069
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,040
You're closing comments about
hair and what do you think

1070
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,400
about?
I was thinking about starting

1071
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,240
minoxidil the other day.
We'll see what happens.

1072
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,200
We'll see what happens.
You know if you I took the.

1073
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:02,280
Finasteride that should maybe
want to kill myself.

1074
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,840
So am I going to do that?
There is that I was like, would

1075
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:09,880
I rather kill myself and have
hair or would I rather not kill

1076
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,760
myself and be bald and I I think
I'd rather not kill myself.

1077
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,000
I'll take a I'll take a bold
sack over a dead sack just to

1078
00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:17,760
That's my.
Yeah, that's kind of what I was

1079
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:19,480
thinking too.
Yeah, yeah.

1080
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:22,640
Oh God, it's cold at the fucking
house, man.

1081
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,320
Well, I'm so tired today.
I don't.

1082
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,560
Know you old people?
I'm really tired.

1083
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,760
All right, well, we'll see you
later.

1084
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,280
Record my father website and
social media.

1085
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:34,560
Go check it out.
Bye bye.