Episode 109: Restaurants

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everybody, and welcome to
another episode of a record, My

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Father.
Here we are.

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We're almost at 110 episodes.
That's pretty crazy.

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But we're talking about
restaurants today and the

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importance of restaurants and
how during the pandemic we

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discovered something called BBQ
chicken, which was nothing short

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of a godsend miracle.
That's how I imagine it felt to

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be reincarnated and wake up in
that cave that day.

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But.
Really.

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So we're not doing eye bags.
No, no, we're not doing eye

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bags.
Maybe we'll do bass brush up too

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now.
No, but BBQ chicken and that's a

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chain as well.
I think it's sort of in Korea

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and there's about two locations
out here in LA, maybe probably

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more than that.
And there's one in Annandale,

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VA, of all places, yeah.
All places it's a non delay for

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those non rich people.
When was the last time you went

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to the Eaton Center?
It's not at the Eaton Center.

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There's another one.
It's it's all the way.

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I'm curious when.
The last time you went there?

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The last time I went to there
was probably like 2 years ago.

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We went and had Vietnam
Vietnamese food.

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I I pronounced it right that
time instead of Viet Tamese

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which you.
Do say Viet Tamese with like.

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Four I don't know why I'm I'm
old and smelly and I can't get

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my head together.
Well, they used to say that I

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had a speech impediment growing
up, and I think it was just me

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repeating what you said.
I don't know, you know.

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Probable stabbin.
I know I used to use that one

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all the.
Time.

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But that's not a word.
I'm like what?

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Do you mean it's not a word?
My dad says that all the time.

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My dad says that but.
It's an offshoot of Fracker

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Rock.
Did we go?

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There together, Was that what
that was?

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I don't know.
I remember going there with Jeff

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and he said let's try this new
place.

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And I'm like, and it really
wasn't new.

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It was old.
And oh, they're all old in

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there.
No, those places have been there

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since it opened.
Oh no, I think we did go there.

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We went to one right in the
front and we went there after we

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went to work at Planet Fitness.
Remember you and I went to work

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out.
You took me over there over the

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other side of hell to work out.
Like what the hell?

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You go like an hour to go figure
out.

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Well, I got AI, got an, you
know.

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It's like a 20 minute drive.
Yeah, it's $9 a month, a year.

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And I'm like, dude, you walk
downstairs and it's $0.00.

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We didn't have a gym at that
time though.

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Oh, OK, so we.
Didn't have a gym at that time.

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We had maybe a bench press.
I think we had a bench press and

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that was good.
And I'm like, I need, I need

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more than that.
I need a little more than that,

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maybe 1.
So in Eden Center, there's a

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there's a BBQ there.
No, no, that's the BBQ I'm

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talking about.
You know where Baja Fresh is?

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You know where that is.
Speaking of restaurants, I mean

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there's one.
There's one in like where the

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giant is and there was like
June.

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Re Taekwondo, you know that.
Yeah, exactly.

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Nobody bought it was me.
That shop was me either.

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That that shopping center up the
street from that across from

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was, it's not Marshall, it's
something else.

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It's some other high school, but
it's up there and.

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Marshall was there, Yeah, it's
the left hand side.

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Yeah, it's across from there and
not the ones that it's like the

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one we're shopping center.
What?

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Marshall is that where the, you
know, let's go, Marshall where

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everybody got all the football
players died one year.

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Oh.
That is, yeah.

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Yeah, forgetting Sarah.
I don't know if it's the same

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one, it's probably a different
1, you know, because like.

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It's like Friday Night Lights or
something, I don't know.

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Yeah, it's a, it's a bunch of
those, yeah, but.

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Yeah.
You know, so that's, that's

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where that is BBQ chicken, yeah.
It is.

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It is the most amazing food to
order after you're half in the

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bag.
Oh, it's even better.

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Me and Alex ate.
It's sober here.

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Really, really, really good.
I I, I don't think I'd eat it

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sober.
I have eaten it sober that one

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time with Alex.
I think that that was it.

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I think.
No, no, the other time too.

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The other time too.
Yeah, one other time too.

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So twice, twice in total.
The funniest time that I can

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think of as far as ordering food
and having it delivered is a

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buddy of mine we had, I think
we'd imbibed with all sorts of

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different drugs.
I think we get edibles, you

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know, which is with alcohol.
And we had a lot of alcohol.

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So I don't remember taking the
edibles.

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It's just they were all gone the
next day.

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So somebody must have taken
them.

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And I went to bed at like 1:00
and he was hungry so he ordered

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and he ordered Uber Eats from a
24 hour Burger King.

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I didn't know there was 24 hour
Burger Kings in I had.

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I had no idea.
It might have been a 2:00 AM

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Burger King or something like
that.

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That was like a Saturday night
something.

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The wife was traveling.
So I was just sort of like, I'm

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gassed, I'm going to bed.
I went passed out.

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I come down, he's gone, and on
the front porch is one of those

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giant bags, like a giant Burger
King bag, filled to the brim,

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stapled like triple rolled.
I'm like what the hell is this?

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And I look at it and I unfurl
the the the receipt and it's

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just like 3 Whoppers 2 double
Whoppers 316 cheeseburgers 4

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apple pies 2.
And it's just like those people

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under the sun.
Must have been so pissed off.

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It was.
It was $99.

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I don't even know what $99.00
worth of Burger King looks like.

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Oh yeah, it was, it was every
specialty Sandwich times.

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And he was like he said I would.
I just got on my phone and I was

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looking at it and I'm like,
yeah, well, I better get 2

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because she's going to want one.
Well, I better get, I better get

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2 of this because she's going to
want one.

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I better get 2.
And he just said, I kept doing

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that on like almost every menu I
and I went through and then I

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just pressed order because it
was easy.

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And and then I paid because I
have my auto credit.

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And then it was just done.
And then and then I passed out

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and I woke up at 4:00 and I went
home and I'm like, you didn't

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see it on the steps?
And he goes, no, I didn't see it

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because I was sitting right
there.

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I mean, probably tripped over on
the way out.

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I was like, what the hell is
this?

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I don't know.
I'm thinking about the guy that

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delivered it to to like an all
black house that like there's no

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lights on or anything.
He's just like, man, what is

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this?
Yeah.

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And he and down our driveway,
think about driving down there

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and he drops it off.
He dropped, he dropped it off at

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the bottom of the driveway.
I come out, I get it probably

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10:00 the next morning.
I bring it in.

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I'm just sort of like
flabbergasted because I don't

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know why I would have all this.
And then I'm like, oh, Jeff was

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here and he was stoned, you
know, so, so I'm like, OK, you

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know, that that explains
everything.

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And then I, I, I look at the
food and I go like, Oh my God,

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how long has it been out here?
And it looked like it was, it

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was like a 130 order or
something like that.

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I have no idea.
I don't know when it got to the

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house it probably and he, he
said he left at 4:30, so it may

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not have got there till five.
It was, it was like room

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temperature cold and I pulled
out the Whopper and I'm going

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like it was $100 worth of fast
food.

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There were actually some fries
in there, a couple of fries

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which I I.
What did you do with it though?

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I took.
AI took I took a bite of the

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whopper and it was like no.
And I put it back and then I.

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Swallowed the bite that you
took, or did you?

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Oh, yeah.
Then I, me and I'm, I'm, you

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know, growing up, we would, we
would, we, we, when the ham was

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slimy, we would just wipe it
off.

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My, my, my wife has subsequently
taught me that when the bread is

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blue, you just don't break the
crust off and eat it because

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it's throughout.
You don't do cheese when the

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whole outside is purple.
You should throw it away.

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And it's also like, can you
afford to do that, you know,

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and, and just everything.
And well, so I then I went to

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the cheeseburger.
I took a bite of that.

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Then I opened up the farm and I
looked at it and I was just

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like, I can't even take a bite
of that.

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And so each one, because, you
know, you're hungover and this

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is amazing hangover food.
And each time I took a bite and

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each bite was smaller and
smaller.

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And then I think I bit into four
different sandwiches and then

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I'm like, can't do it.
And then I just went over and

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dumped the whole thing in the
trash.

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And then Rudy showed up that
night and he was really happy.

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I'm surprised he didn't show up
the night before when it was on

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the.
Porch.

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I would have surprised too that.
Wasn't just torn apart in a

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nightmare.
Yeah, and just a mess, but it

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was, it was like triple bagged.
'Cause when I picked up the bag.

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I picked that up from the top
and it was like this bag ain't

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going anywhere.
This is this is really stable.

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This is going to be.
I bet they were so pissed off

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making that.
Oh my God.

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Imagine 130.
Imagine we.

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Sorry about the Burger King.
We apologize.

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You should apologize as.
Well remember when we ordered 4

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pizzas from Domino's at like
10:00 and we get the four

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pizzas?
Well, they close at 2:00, so

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that's fine.
And I don't know why we ordered

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4 pizzas.
And so we go in and him and I

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eat 1 pizza and then so I'm not
thinking anything of it and I I

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go pass out once again.
Sounds familiar doesn't it?

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This is kind of fun.
Is this a reoccurring thing?

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It sounds recurring.
Thing, Yeah, I don't know.

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Well, he passes out or he
doesn't pass out.

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He stays up.
Maybe he had better edibles than

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me.
I don't remember.

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Anyway, I was like anxious when
I came down the next morning

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because there were, I knew there
were at least two pizzas and

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there were two plus another box
plus some in it, you know,

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'cause we'd only ate in one and
a.

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Half I was there this time and I
was pissed off 'cause there was

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2 if not 2 1/2 pizzas in the
fridge outside and they were

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gone and I was so mad.
I was so, so mad.

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And what do you do?
You go, you go.

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I mean, the first thing is I'm
like, I checked somebody just

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throw them away, 'cause they're
stupid.

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And then I go over and I see all
the empty boxes in the trash and

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I open each one up thinking like
somebody just threw the whole

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pizza and they're thinking like,
wait, it's been out all night.

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And me eating a a pizza out all
night doesn't mean it's bad.

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So you would go through the
trash can to get a pizza?

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What was that on?
That was the thought process.

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Anyway, I well no, I just needed
to know how they got.

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Consumed because I needed to
know as well.

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I felt like it.
Was and I went there and there

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were like there were little
small crusts left, just a few

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crusts in each box.
And I was just like, holy shit,

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he ate them.
And he told me he took like 1234

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slices and he was eating four or
five slices at a time.

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And I'm just like, I'm like,
whoa, he must.

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Have just been laughing too.
You know when you're giggling,

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when you're in that kind of
state, you can never be full.

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I don't know what it is about
marijuana that has allows you to

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just eat.
There's no like anything you

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want, you would.
Really.

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So do you think that we could
blame obesity on that?

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What do you think?
I think so.

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I think the legalization of
marijuana is directly correlated

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to obesity in America.
Do you think, do you really

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think?
No, I just made that up because

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yeah, I.
Think it makes you lazy?

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I don't think it makes you, you
know, oh, you got to use sativa

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because that's better.
And it's like, yeah, you're

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you're you're a walking zombie
as opposed to a seated zombie.

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What the what?
What the?

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Yeah.
But then at the same time, like,

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I don't know, you can say the
same thing about alcohol as

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well.
Yeah.

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Yeah, a lot of people can cope
with it.

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IKEA.
No, exactly.

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I I've never been good, but we
were talking about restaurants

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and food.
The one I.

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Cheesecake Factory.
Oh, the fried Mac and cheese

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balls.
Those are a delicate What's my?

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An American delicacy in culture
that will always exist is the

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fried Mac and cheese balls and
how the inside of a Cheesecake

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Factory looks like ancient.
Doesn't the Capital Grill have

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those?
No, that's a lobster Mac and

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cheese.
Oh, they have a lobster Mac.

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That's really, really good. 900
bucks, but it's 900 bucks and

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it's about this big.
It's in one of those little tiny

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things.
It's got a bunch of big pieces

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of lobster flop on top.
It's it's, it's amazing.

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It's really, really good.
But when the wife made that, it

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was like.
Oh, she made a crazy one.

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That one was Oh my God, that one
was the best I've ever eaten.

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People were like, oh, there's
too much lobster in.

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Here and I'm like Oh my.
'Cause I was the one that bought

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the lobster and she goes well we
need 2 and I bought 3 so 'cause.

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I remember that and I was like
over what?

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Are you stupid?
Like what?

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The people that were
complaining?

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I mean, yeah.
And I was like, what?

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What do you mean there's too
much lobster?

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Ohh, I'm sorry.
My steak is too juicy.

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Like, I don't know.
That's like, that's a that

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argument.
I'm sorry that my life is too

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good.
What do you what do you mean?

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Yeah, I don't know.
It was, I mean, but The thing

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is, it was really that.
Was incredible.

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That was incredible.
But it's also incredible.

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Some of the some of the most
amazing Arlington you introduced

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me to it was Charbroil.
They have a charger What you?

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Mean.
Is that what you're talking

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about it?
Was the what chicken?

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Charga chicken, is that what?
You're talking about Charga

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chicken, That place, when I went
there for my first chicken

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sandwich, I drove to Arlington,
he said.

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We got a drug there.
We're going to get it.

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And I'm like, this is stupid.
He's going to drag me to the

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other end of the world to try
something.

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I I I have never, ever had a
better chicken sandwich.

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Popeyes.
To this day, I ain't a close

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Popeye's best spicy chicken
sandwich.

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Easily.
I mean, it's very hard to beat

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Charga.
Popeye's is very close.

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I don't know if Charga is still
open.

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Are they still open?
You look it up right now.

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I'm actually curious.
I think Christian actually did

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say that they were still open,
if I remember correctly.

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But I remember the.
Food was just, I mean, we

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ordered other things
occasionally, like what was the

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other?
One, you got it.

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Well, charga was the kind of way
that they cooked the char boiled

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chicken in a different manner
than Peruvian char boiled

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chicken.
The the skin was now crunchy and

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that was oh, is it still open?
Yeah.

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How do we not go there?
OK.

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Next time you come home, we're
going there.

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We got to, let's not go to like
Wally World out in West Virginia

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again.
We went to tutors.

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Yeah, that was great.
Yeah.

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Oh my gosh, That is the best
biscuit I've ever eaten in my

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life.
Best biscuit sandwich, that is.

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Did you see that award that they
had in the front window?

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Best biscuit in the South?
You never had my Mama.

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'S biscuit in the South beats
Bucky's, beats everything.

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Never beat my mama's.
My mama's.

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But your mom's not a restaurant,
so I mean.

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Yeah, we could go.
We could go say really totally

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nasty things about my mother
right now.

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She's dead.
She would.

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She wouldn't bother.
You should have such a way with

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words.
Yes, I.

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Sometimes.
Sometimes it just goes.

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What?
Was the last you know what?

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I looked up the other day to see
if it still existed on the

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border.
On the border still exists, you

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know that.
I mean, that to me is just a

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sloppy plate of Mexican food.
Midwestern chain Mexican is what

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that is.
That's what that is.

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I feel like it.
So it's like a ton of beans, a

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ton of rice, and some big giant
rolled up thing that's got beef,

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rice and everything in it.
That cost $4.00 to make or

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something.
Yeah, it's a burrito, you know,

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and, and it's like you eat that
and it's the sauces.

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It's OK.
It's Anita's is a big place

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around here that was local for a
long time.

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I.
Don't like it?

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Original.
Was OK, the rest sucked ass.

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Well, there's a.
Thing about Mexican food that is

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like put together, right, that
is concrete.

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And then there's a difference
between Americanized Mexican

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food that like everything just
seems to be a liquid on the

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plate.
I don't know what that even the

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rice is kind of liquid.
Why don't you just make me

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chili, man?
And then like this is literally

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you put a burrito with rice and
beans in a blender and then

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served it to me.
And I don't, I don't get that.

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I don't understand why it needs
to be so liquidy.

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I think it's for old people.
I think you're right, I think.

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And you don't have to chew it
because what I had, what was the

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one you gave me, that was the
steak, you bought it back.

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Oh, Rango's Rango's right.
Rango's.

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I was shocked by how good that
was.

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That was like really, really,
really good food.

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On par with Lt.
OS.

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On par with Lt.
OS definitely, which apparently

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is going out of business.
Better.

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No, no, no better.
Better.

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Better than Lt.
OS Oh.

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Really.
You think so?

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Definitely definitely better.
Oh wow Lt.

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OS is really good.
Lt.

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OS is also most amazing
Margarita and I don't know it's

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because the mix or or you don't
taste the mix and you barely

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taste tequila but half of it is
tequila the.

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Frozen 1 You ever get the
frozen?

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One, knock your socks off it.
It's the kind of place that you

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got to take an Uber there if
you're going to have a.

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Mark, I had to leave my car
there one time because we drank

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224 oz ones to ourselves and
then I said I'm 16 years old, I

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can't drive home and.
Yeah, usually if I was, if I was

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only half drunk, I could drive
home at 16 and I remember the

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good old days.
Yeah, no, exactly and.

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That wasn't a send.
I miss those days, you know?

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Yeah, those great days now.
Until people later in.

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Like, because I almost drove
down to the place you used to

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work at Manny Moons, you
remember?

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That Manny moons, we got to go
back there.

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That's really far away.
It's like 7 hour drive.

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No, it's 7-8 hour drive.
It's like in California,

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Virginia, it's.
Like an hour and 10 minutes from

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where we live.
If, if, if allegedly.

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If it's not crappy traffic, but
when?

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When you and I looked you're
like, oh, it's 42 minutes and

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then we get out on 495 and then
we're going because we have 495

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to 395.
And then we cut over at like

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down by Spotsylvania way to get
over to where it's at.

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It's actually South of
Spotsylvania between

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Spotsylvania and Fredericksburg
and it's on route one.

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We we get into and, and it's
like parking lot going South.

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And this is on Sunday when that
was.

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Juneteenth wasn't it?
Was that Juneteenth?

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I don't remember.
It might have been Juneteenth,

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because that was the.
Same pulling over, and then we

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went to the chili place, which
is another one that's a really

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good chili place.
That was it.

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That was bad.
Hard times that.

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Was really bad.
No, the food.

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Jay something Jay smooths or
something?

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Bar J.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It wasn't hard.
It was Bar J, It used to be No,

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no.
The thing that's really good

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there is the chili.
The chili.

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Was the chili was really good?
We ordered a bowl of chili.

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The chili was good and ordered
burrito.

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I ordered burrito.
What'd you get?

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I got a burrito as well and it
was.

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They were.
They were old lettuce, old

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tomato, old everything.
The everything was.

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I got to stop doing this thing
where I order Mexican outside of

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LA or anywhere in the West
because I've already had the

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best Mexican food I ever will
have so there's no reason.

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Where do you have the best
Mexican food out in LA?

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Oh God, right down the street
from me is crazy.

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Probably the best burrito I've
ever had in my life.

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You never take me there.
Yeah, it's next.

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You know the pasta place that I
drank 3?

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Glasses of wine we went to in
Los Filos that that we went to

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that was around the corner.
From French Place.

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No, I thought we had we We'd eat
breakfast there and I'd get a

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burrito.
Oh, the you mean the the diner,

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right?
The diner and I had a burrito

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there.
Fred 62.

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Fred 62 is the.
That's where I got food

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poisoning twice.
Yeah, well.

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I mean, it's worth it if it's
good.

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On the second time I was like,
maybe I'm not coming back here

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ever again.
I don't know after.

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The second it was kind of
filthy.

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Right.
Yeah, I don't.

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Know, I just, I mean, when you
went to the restroom, it was

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just a bucket.
So I thought that was kind of

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like a.
Hole in the ground per SE.

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Yeah, but they they put a bucket
over the hole for me 'cause

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like, what do you think?
'S the best thing you've ever

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eaten in your life, the absolute
best thing you've ever eaten in

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your life?
It, it, it, it just varies.

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It varies so much because it's
like it all matters about hunger

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at that particular time.
And like if I've just eaten

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pizza and I get pizza again,
it's not as good.

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But if I haven't had something
in a long time, it's really that

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much better unless it's from a
shitty establishment.

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And then if it's a shitty
establishment, it's OK because

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I'm hungry.
So, so my mindset is so

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different when I go through
those.

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If I start to think, I'm trying
to think about around the world

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where I've eaten.
I remember when we were doing

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the, I was doing the West in
Patagonia and they cooked.

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They would just.
At night he would throw down the

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charcoal, whatever it was with.
He'd start a little fire at the

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end of the day, it's a 5:00 and
a fire would cook for like an

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hour or two until it was all
just glowing red.

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And they would come out with
mounds of meat and he would just

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pile them into like a pyramid
onto right on the grill.

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Oh, they do that in Mongolia
too.

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Yeah, And they would just flip
the flip the meat, flip the

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meat, flip the meat, flip the
meat.

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And it's like, are you hungry?
And he grabs a piece and he just

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puts it in your mouth and you're
just like, and then everybody

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00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:46,200
gets a fork and then a plate at
some point because like, we can

449
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,680
wait or you can just eat off the
grill.

450
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,440
You know, it doesn't matter
'cause we're, we're outside, you

451
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,080
know, we're, we're in probably
some of the most beautiful

452
00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:56,040
country in the world or, you
know, arguably.

453
00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:00,520
And 'cause we were Tortoise
Delpine, we were at the Fitzroy

454
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:04,080
where I mean Argentina, Chile,
it was just like, wow.

455
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,040
I'll throw a door on the board.
I'll throw a door on the board.

456
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,200
Peeking in gourmet.
Best Chinese I've ever had in my

457
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,520
life.
Best stuck, best duck, best lamb

458
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,120
chops I've ever had in my.
Life Lamb chops best fried.

459
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,720
Rice I've ever had in my.
Life I don't know about Fry I I.

460
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:23,520
Gourmet I.
I'm trying to think I would say

461
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,720
probably the best pizza I ever
had is $0.99 pizza in New York.

462
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,320
Really.
Yeah, it's really funny.

463
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:31,720
You go, you, you come out, it's
on.

464
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:37,520
It's on like 46th and Park, I
think, and there's there's all

465
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,560
these little stores and there's
also one in Midtown, there's one

466
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,560
downtown.
They're all over the place, but.

467
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:46,000
There's cheese and best
condiment it's no, it's.

468
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,840
Just it's just a great slice.
They pulled out cheese.

469
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,080
Right there, pizza.
You can add shit on it if you

470
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,480
want.
And yeah, add stuff on that.

471
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,440
It's generally.
Garbage.

472
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,160
It's a dollar five, you know,
it's $1.10.

473
00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,800
You get 2 slices.
Yeah, I mean, and then you can

474
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,920
eat it there and it's great.
It's kind of like when we were

475
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,800
at the beach and we go to
Grotto's.

476
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,040
If you eat it before you get
home, it's great.

477
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,600
If you get wait till you get
home, it's it's past its due

478
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,560
date. 100% a kind of great.
It's like a it's a grotto's

479
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,360
pizza was like a 30 minute pizza
to eat.

480
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,080
What else?
What was?

481
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,280
What were the ones we had?
Best ampanadas down the street

482
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:26,400
as well.
It's something Veracruz and they

483
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,920
have the best ampanada I've ever
eaten in my life.

484
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,120
I'm trying to think about all
the great restaurants we've been

485
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,400
to cause we've been to like a
ton.

486
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,680
Of them, Capital Grill is
definitely the steakhouse I've

487
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,280
ever been to.
And yeah.

488
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,200
I I would say.
That plumbing sucks.

489
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:43,280
Plumbing sucks so bad.
There's one in New York and it's

490
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,400
the original.
The Polo Club or something?

491
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:50,640
No, Jack.
And what the heck is?

492
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:55,000
It Jack and Ruby's.
No, I mean everybody says sparks

493
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,600
and stuff.
I've I've never.

494
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:03,520
Been, but this one is It's a
really New York famous steak

495
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:10,040
house, Peter Lugar's.
King Peter Lugar sounds

496
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,640
familiar.
I yeah, I'm not quality meats.

497
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:18,160
Lugar's, Keens, Gallagher's, Del
Frisco's, Rocco's, West Side

498
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:25,000
House, Maestro's, Ben and Jack's
is probably that was that 5th

499
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:33,840
and thirty, 28th, 28th and 5th
was Jack's, Ben and Jack's and

500
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,960
we would go there and it was
just amazing.

501
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:39,800
There was another one that had a
green place and I can't remember

502
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,880
and I thought it was going
bankrupt, but it was like the

503
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:46,520
place it was right at Skadden's
Old Smith and Wilensky.

504
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,400
That's the one that I went to
the original 1.

505
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:53,600
And I think it's also timing in
your life because when you're

506
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:57,160
when you're younger and you've
not like experienced, you know,

507
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:01,640
I've probably eaten a couple
100, maybe even 1000 steaks in

508
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,920
my life and probably 100 of
those in a really high end

509
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,240
steakhouse.
So like right now if I go to

510
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:12,040
high end steakhouse, it's like
whatever, you know, I don't, I

511
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,600
don't get to.
See even Capital Grill you feel

512
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,440
the same way.
Capital Grill's good, but I

513
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,480
would tell it, oh.
Good.

514
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:24,120
You know, my best steak ever by
far long thing was Tokyo at the

515
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:27,920
top of that building and we had
the Wagyu steak and you, you saw

516
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,200
a picture of it.
I took a picture.

517
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:33,080
Yeah, I do remember that.
We went there and that was just

518
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,440
knock your socks off.
And it wasn't only the steak, it

519
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,640
was the presentation because
they have a grill right in front

520
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,720
of you.
They're making it right there.

521
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,520
They take the garlic, they cut
it, they, they razor thin cut it

522
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,640
with their knives and the guys
are Ching, ching, Ching, ching,

523
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,560
Ching.
And they're making all the noise

524
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,480
and everything like that.
And there's like 3 guys working

525
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,800
it.
There's eight of us sitting

526
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,200
there.
They're they pull out the

527
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,760
steaks.
You pay some fixed price.

528
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,960
It was crazy.
I think it was like 600 bucks.

529
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,760
Oh my God.
Oh yeah, it was, it was nuts.

530
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,760
But.
But with that included about,

531
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:03,840
you know, 15 scotches.
So yeah.

532
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,000
Well, there, yeah, a lot of the
time it's the drink order.

533
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:10,200
But then in the background you
could see Mount Fuchi, and we

534
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,760
climbed that two days later.
So we were like, whoa.

535
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,400
Well, that's, that's great.
I think the band was amazing.

536
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:19,920
I I ate a lot of great sushi.
There I'm trying to think of

537
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,200
there was a really good, let me
think.

538
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:35,000
We went to a place in India and
I don't know if it was KFC or it

539
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,600
was, but we have been eating.
We went to India in this in the

540
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,480
90s.
I remember the story after the

541
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:44,880
KFC, yeah.
And we ate, we ate it like we

542
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:51,000
ate Indian food for 17 days.
And it was, it was different.

543
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,040
Some really, really wonderful
things.

544
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,960
The best.
What are those little spicy

545
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:03,600
rolled up doughy things with
samosas, Samosas, amazing,

546
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,200
butter chicken, amazing, all
that kind of stuff like that.

547
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,280
But that's not what I've grown
up on.

548
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:12,960
So when we all, we went to a
place that served burgers, I had

549
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,640
a hamburger and it was like, Oh
my gosh, it was the best thing.

550
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:21,360
You know, where Seth and I went
to after we did the China wall,

551
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,400
we've been eating, you know,
great.

552
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,760
Once again, Chinese food that
was made by a group of guys that

553
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,840
were cooking food the whole time
there.

554
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:36,360
And then we went to hotel and
and we ordered, I ordered a

555
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:38,400
burger there.
And I just remember it being

556
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:43,600
something that was like, it was
borderline orgasmic, you know,

557
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,840
but you're like, those are the
things that I remember.

558
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,200
It's more, it's more time and
place that actually, wow, this

559
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:53,000
is the best one I've ever had.
Because they, it changes, you

560
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:57,440
know, it's like, remember when
we were in Sicily and we were

561
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,040
looking around at all the
different restaurants and we

562
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,400
went down the hill there and we
just popped into that one

563
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,520
restaurant.
Oh, yeah.

564
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,680
Somebody said, oh, you should go
to, you know, Bilbo Baggins, I

565
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,480
think.
She had found the recommendation

566
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:09,800
for that, Yeah.
Yeah, and we went there and that

567
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,480
food was amazing.
That was the best food we ate

568
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,160
the entire time, but that's not
saying a lot because all the

569
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,560
food we ate sucked.
We.

570
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,880
Went to a Michelin star
restaurant the night before and

571
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,520
it did not even compare.
Not even compare.

572
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:28,520
And I'm sure Michelin star is
because got a ambiance and light

573
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,720
And what's the historical?
Value of the.

574
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,520
Property that's.
What it is?

575
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,120
But the it's.
Also the historical.

576
00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,800
Value and it was not amazing, so
I got to say hey.

577
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,320
It's also where the the hotel
was.

578
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:44,120
Stacking, you know, we had a
balcony that was 80 feet long.

579
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,160
Wasn't that crazy, That was
crazy.

580
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,560
Overlooking the waterfront, you
know, wow, that was amazing.

581
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,080
Anyway, but thinking more about
different places that I've

582
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:59,360
eaten, the wife and I, when we
went to Seattle, I was at a show

583
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:02,320
there.
She came and we used to always

584
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:08,200
cook salmon, medium always.
Never had it any other way.

585
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,480
Never got it served on the East
Coast any other way.

586
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,000
We would just say whatever, cook
it.

587
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,200
We went there and we had COP
Copper River was running and

588
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:22,520
they had Copper River salmon and
we ate that and they brought it

589
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,680
to us.
Rare.

590
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:28,160
I'm like, and so I ate it.
I'm like, Oh my God.

591
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,640
And and we both meet looked at
each other and said we have been

592
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,320
cooking it wrong since we were
born.

593
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,000
I'd never, I'd never had salmon
until I was like 20 years.

594
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,520
Old I don't like sockeye.
I don't like it.

595
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:42,600
I don't like it.
Man.

596
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,960
Yeah, well, this was Copper
River, so it's a little

597
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,480
different, you know?
But I'm saying sockeye and.

598
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,360
I'm not a brand Gino fan.
I'm not like I had.

599
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:52,840
Whitefish, that's what.
It is.

600
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,160
I love.
Well, I love fish and chips, you

601
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,840
know, which is haddock, I guess,
you know, or cod.

602
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:02,840
Want some cod, some cod?
We had some amazing fish and

603
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:05,000
chips in London.
First time my wife and I went

604
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,560
there, we were on a big tour.
We went through Europe.

605
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,320
It was raining, of course, in
London it's supposed to always

606
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,960
be raining.
It was drizzling and we'd come

607
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:18,200
out of a show and we were in an
over thing and it was like it

608
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,120
was just we, we did an afternoon
matinee.

609
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,280
It was like 530 or something
like that.

610
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:24,880
That's what I remember.
And I remember it was kind of

611
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:29,320
like the sun was going down and
it was a stand there that had

612
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,120
what is it?
They had fish and chips.

613
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,920
Let's give fish and chips.
So they give us fish and chips,

614
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:41,360
one order and a rolled up
newspaper because that's the way

615
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,440
they serve it there.
He puts these.

616
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,360
Do you want anything on it?
I said whatever you should put

617
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,320
it.
He didn't say it like this.

618
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,000
Hey, oh, you want anything?
You know, he did the English

619
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,880
thingy and and I'm like, yeah,
whatever, whatever works.

620
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,400
And he does that.
He hands it to me and it's we're

621
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,760
standing there.
We had a we had one umbrella and

622
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,760
we're eating the fish and chips
off to the side of it and it's

623
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,040
raining and it was just like it.
The food was.

624
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,240
I was like Zurich when I got the
the hot dog in the baguette for

625
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:11,320
like $12.00.
I remember it was funny because

626
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:16,760
2009, 2010 Zurich is probably
the current state of the US and

627
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:20,720
how expensive the US is because
I remember it was like $12.00 or

628
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,000
something for like a hot dog in
a baguette and I was like this

629
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,360
is insane.
This is never going to be

630
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,560
referential to the rest of the
world.

631
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:31,320
Actually funny enough in LA it
cost damn near the same amount

632
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:32,280
now.
Yeah, it's pretty.

633
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,240
Yeah, but that was 20 years ago,
so it.

634
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,960
Was yeah.
Or 15 years or 15 years like

635
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,560
that.
Because it's Hotel Borough Lock,

636
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,160
right?
Yeah, yeah, I was outside of

637
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,440
there.
And we went, that's where we

638
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,840
went to the great restaurant
Reef Ghosh.

639
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,600
I mean, I don't even.
Remember that.

640
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:50,000
We went there and it was
connected to the Borlaq, and the

641
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,480
reason I went to it is because
American Express says you can't

642
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,640
go anywhere and go eat it, read
Coach.

643
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,400
Because that's supposed to be
this really hot, trendy French

644
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:58,560
whatever.
What did you order?

645
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:03,120
A bunch of little things that
came in the middle of the dish

646
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,040
that you ate that are aren't
memorable.

647
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,680
I don't remember anything.
I I remember the hot dog and the

648
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:09,200
bread.
That's.

649
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,320
It I remember being hungry.
That's what happens too is a lot

650
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,440
of those Michelin star chef
tasting menus that are 12

651
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:19,720
courses are not really like
sizable entrees.

652
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:24,000
But we did, we did that in
Venice because we when we're in

653
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:28,240
Italy for our 10th anniversary,
we're tooling around there and

654
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:32,120
we go to different places and
they serve by the course.

655
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,960
So it's a 5 course meal or seven
course meal and it's a fixed

656
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,840
price.
And you go in, you sit down and

657
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,640
they give you, they give you
like a little bowl, they give

658
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,960
you a little sorbet and they
give you a little bowl of

659
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,760
spaghetti and they give you a
little, a little piece of beef,

660
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:48,640
you know.
And then they give you a little

661
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,400
this and a little this and it's,
and it fills you up by the end

662
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,560
and it's like a 2 1/2 hour
ordeal.

663
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,560
But then when we go to where the
hell was it?

664
00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:00,360
Florence, where we had our, our
dinner, or was it Florence?

665
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,680
No, might have been.
It was in Venice.

666
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,480
That's right.
And we went to the hottie Toddy

667
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:09,960
restaurant and the guy it's,
it's five times as expensive as

668
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,400
every other place we've been.
And we're ordering our food and,

669
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,280
and we're thinking it's like a 5
course meal.

670
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:18,000
So we ordered each one of the
courses and he's looking at us

671
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:24,200
like what?
Oh, you want spaghetti and steak

672
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:29,560
and of this and of this, you
know, and you want to, you know,

673
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,320
and I, and it was like, and I
thought that's what you were

674
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,800
supposed to do.
Well, each, each course they

675
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,720
brought us was a full meal in
and on itself.

676
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,720
The, the bowl of spaghetti that
came as like one of those giant

677
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,760
serving bowls that you would
eat, but it was heaped and

678
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:47,360
you're like, oh, and you, you
and it's really, really, really

679
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,040
good.
The steak they bought me was,

680
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:53,200
you know, almost 2 inches thick
and it was, it had to be a 14

681
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,920
ouncer.
And I was just like and I.

682
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,920
We can talk about something real
quick.

683
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,920
I would just like to defame
Flemings real fast.

684
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:06,360
Yeah, I went there on my
birthday and no steak restaurant

685
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,640
should serve 1/2 inch cut of
steak.

686
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,960
That's all I'm going to say.
Yeah, that's not good.

687
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,160
Unless it's like.
Not unless it's a sandwich.

688
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,280
Not unless it's a sandwich.
Yeah.

689
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,840
Flemings, I hope you make this
right one day.

690
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,600
I'm never going back, but if you
could give me a discount code so

691
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,760
that I could never use it, I
would really appreciate that.

692
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,920
That was awful.
It was.

693
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,720
The name always curses me out.
Yeah, that is fair.

694
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,560
Yeah, when you say Flemings, I'm
just like, I just, I when my

695
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,200
brother went there, you and you
and me and him went there and

696
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,480
that's when he had his four
baskets of bread and it was just

697
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,680
so funny.
That was awesome, £800

698
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,120
Porterhouse.
I tried keeping up with him and

699
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,680
just for fun and no I I could
not.

700
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,120
For like 30 seconds and then
you're like, I'm full.

701
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,720
No, I was like, I think me and
you talked in the garden.

702
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,040
You're like, you should try.
And I'm like, OK.

703
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,320
And then he ate.
I think there's four baskets of

704
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:58,120
bread, a 24 ounce steak, two
appetizers.

705
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,400
I think we split two appetizers
though, so that doesn't really

706
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,520
count.
And then a dessert.

707
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,080
I think everybody got a dessert
or something.

708
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,520
Yep, 5 drinks I was.
Like that is impressive.

709
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,080
Yeah, yeah.
Just I don't think we were

710
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,920
drinking alcohol though.
You guys weren't drinking

711
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,440
alcohol, were you?
No, I think I probably had two

712
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,840
or three.
I was I was driving, so I didn't

713
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,199
I.
Was I had like 6 or 7?

714
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,600
I just tell you we wouldn't.
Have to drink, then you're

715
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,920
getting hammered.
Then I would have been a little

716
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,080
lighter on it you.
Know.

717
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,880
Yeah, so you probably wouldn't
have been drinking that much,

718
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:28,800
just wine.
No, no, just one.

719
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,560
One for the 11 year old.
There's a there's a really good

720
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,080
Greek restaurant over there that
I've been to Nostros.

721
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,199
Nostros really really like
where?

722
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,120
Even is that it's like in an
office park or something?

723
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:41,920
It's over by Tiffany's, right
across the street from

724
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,800
Tiffany's.
When you're going on Route 7,

725
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,840
where the old Morton's used to
be, Morton's has changed into

726
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,520
trash.
Same thing with Yeah, I just

727
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:52,920
don't.
I last couple times I've been

728
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:57,080
there, they've been it.
It goes back to the rule that

729
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,680
you told me.
You said, hey, if I can make it

730
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:04,080
at home as good or better.
What, what, you know, service is

731
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,920
one thing.
Then then they got, it'll be off

732
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:07,800
the hook on service.
Morton's used to be.

733
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,720
I used to love it.
I mean, I went, I've been there.

734
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:15,360
Oh my gosh, 20 * 30 times.
Capital Grill is the only steak

735
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,080
that I can't make at home.
That's the only one.

736
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:23,120
That is stayed as an amazing
steak place and it has not

737
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,400
teetered.
You know what I mean?

738
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,600
Same with the service.
The service is amazing there.

739
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,320
Used to be there was a great
place downtown DC called the

740
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,960
Caucus Room and we used to go to
that.

741
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,360
That was right around the
corner.

742
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:39,240
And they had during what was it
Restaurant Week, it was like 20

743
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:43,360
bucks for lunch and you'd get a
steak, you know, a steak, baked

744
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,800
potato.
You get like a three course meal

745
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,200
for with a salad.
I mean, the whole thing, what

746
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,240
what you did is you didn't eat
breakfast and you probably

747
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:53,800
wouldn't eat dinner too, you
know, back in my fat days.

748
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,880
But then I think about the
different things that I really,

749
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,040
really liked.
I rollback the clock.

750
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,480
Then we first start a business.
The thing that I love more than

751
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:06,320
anything was a dirty water dog,
a chili dog with with all the

752
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,720
fixings, you know, relish,
mustard, onions, until it was

753
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:12,880
just like almost a sloppy goopy
mass.

754
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,680
You are a hot dog man.
You were born a hot dog man, and

755
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:18,400
you will die a hot dog man. 1/2
smoked man and it just killed

756
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,880
me.
It was so good and it was like

757
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:23,360
whoa, oh, if we're going to talk
about hot dogs, we have to talk

758
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,200
about top.
What is that?

759
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:33,360
No, it's, it's the what's the
one in Rehoboth Beach, Oh.

760
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,160
Doggy style.
Dog is style.

761
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,720
That's the best hot dog I've
ever eaten in my life.

762
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:38,800
Easily.
Yeah.

763
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,280
Yeah.
No better hot dog.

764
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,000
Best Venezuelan food I've ever
eaten too, if that's of any

765
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,360
count.
Yeah, because they had a repos

766
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,600
there, too.
And those, those were really

767
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,320
good.
Yeah.

768
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,360
Yeah, I, when I ate those, I was
like, wow, I, I hate to say

769
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,680
this, I they're almost as good
as the hot dog.

770
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,560
Everything there is, there's
nothing bad that's.

771
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,600
So off the charts that you're
like best.

772
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,480
Restaurant in row, but I'm going
to say it, I don't care.

773
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,840
Yeah, yeah, I would, I would say
so I would say doggy style stuff

774
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:03,640
there's.
No better restaurant there.

775
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,920
There's some that can masquerade
as saying that they're good, but

776
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,200
they're not.
I love Frankie and Louie's for

777
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,160
certain things.
I've never been there.

778
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,320
Frankie and Louie's the sub
shop.

779
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:15,280
When we bring Subs home, the
ones that they don't put in, we

780
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,240
don't put anything.
We don't have No tomatoes now.

781
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:19,000
That's all onions now.
No lettuce.

782
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,280
No, no, no mana.
No, that's just the way to it.

783
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:26,320
Well, it's because tomatoes and.
All that stuff is you got to.

784
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,640
It goes bad, right?
But they just cut meat.

785
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:32,080
It's meat and cheese on a big
piece of bread, homemade bread,

786
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:33,680
and it's.
Well, there's Peppers too,

787
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,520
right?
They put Peppers.

788
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,960
Peppers they put really, it's
really a a good sandwich, but if

789
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,320
you want to eat go better.
I well, you know, back in our

790
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:41,680
last thing we're talking about
sandwiches.

791
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,480
I would go back to Litteri's.
Litteri's nothing.

792
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,880
Still haven't been back.
I haven't been back in years.

793
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,840
Yeah.
There's another one there in

794
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:51,440
Char Charga.
We got to go there, but we're

795
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:55,320
talking about I have business, a
pandemic, but I think about

796
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,400
restaurants like what's a new
restaurant that you've been that

797
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,560
you would want to go back to?
A new one that I, I, I've been

798
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,040
in a, you know, I go, I go to
the Italian place in the corner,

799
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,120
the one I went with you and mom
and Jordan.

800
00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,960
What was that?
When you guys came and visited

801
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:16,400
me for the the what was Italian?
Oh, that was really good.

802
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,840
That place was fantastic.
Yeah, that was shocked.

803
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:23,320
It was upstairs open.
That's the thing.

804
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,840
That's the kind of cool thing
about LA.

805
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:27,160
Everything was half the
restaurant was always out on the

806
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,800
street, you know, you know, and
half inside.

807
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,160
And yeah, it was kind of.
This is not during the pandemic,

808
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,120
though.
No, I mean, the pandemic started

809
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:37,000
that though because.
George Yeah.

810
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,520
So now they're all in
Georgetown, but.

811
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,240
It started in Georgetown, like
and.

812
00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,120
Then, well, they had them all
over the place then, and then a

813
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,920
lot of them have gone back to
parking out there and it's sort

814
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,680
of like who wants to eat in
front of a car?

815
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:47,640
Nobody.
Nobody.

816
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,880
It's nobody wants.
To do it, I want to eat.

817
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,600
In front of a gutter where I can
see a bum come up and be there,

818
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:53,520
you know, or something like
that.

819
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,160
That's always much more.
I want to feed him like my fork

820
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,680
while I'm eating.
If you go international, I'm

821
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,760
trying to think international
places you've been, what about

822
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,440
do you remember anything when
Silver Seas when we were doing

823
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,920
Galapagos?
That was some of the probably

824
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,880
the best cruise ship food I will
ever eat in my life.

825
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,840
Yeah, but that.
Was an everyday thing I mean.

826
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,960
It was 5 star meals every single
day and not one was bad.

827
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:21,120
There's not one thing that was.
About, you know, remember the.

828
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,320
Next day you get breakfast
ordered to your your room on a

829
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,200
cruise.
Ship.

830
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,520
On a cruise ship you can get
breakfast or.

831
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,400
Oh my God.
Room on a cruise ship?

832
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,680
We were five different
breakfasts, remember that.

833
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,280
Sometimes I feel like.
We're I want the.

834
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,680
Masquerading as people who are
affluent.

835
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,920
Like, I don't know what it is
because we were there and I was

836
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,120
like, we are not rich people.
Well, yeah, I don't know.

837
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,760
I don't know what's so funny.
I don't know me and you were in

838
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,720
our T-shirts and we had a guy in
like a 2000 where you went.

839
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:48,800
To school.
And they were.

840
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:50,760
They would, yeah.
Yeah.

841
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,360
I was like, you're smart, I
think they thought.

842
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,680
We were very smart.
I went to good school.

843
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,360
I think they thought that we won
like the cruise on The Price is

844
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,480
Right or something.
I think that that's what it felt

845
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:58,760
like.
I.

846
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,520
Pissed him off and I told him it
was free.

847
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,680
Oh yeah, you.
See, that nobody talked to us

848
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,680
freaked him out.
And nobody talked to us.

849
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,040
What do you mean you didn't pay
anything?

850
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,760
I paid.
I got 40% off and it was only 12

851
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,520
grand.
I'm like well I got 100% off and

852
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,440
it was 0.
Yeah, no, that that that made

853
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,000
some enemies.
I'm not going to lie, that made

854
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,440
a lot of enemies on the boat and
nobody talked to us really after

855
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:21,880
that.
I'm.

856
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,120
Not going to lie.
Yeah, I was going to say that.

857
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,120
Well, I mean, it wasn't my
fault.

858
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:30,480
They they offered it because
they cancelled it the day we

859
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,400
were going to Antarctica.
That was so messed.

860
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,880
Up.
We had packed everything up.

861
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:39,400
It was Christmas Eve, wasn't it?
And we had everything packed.

862
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,000
We're going to be gone for
Christmas and New Year's.

863
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,520
We're going to, we're going to
go to Antarctica and COVID.

864
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,320
They called and said, you know,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

865
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:49,440
We'll do this.
We'll refund.

866
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:52,720
And they didn't only refund,
they said you can have a free

867
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:55,440
cruise anywhere comparable to
what you've done now.

868
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:59,000
And we were, we were doing a
cruise that was not so

869
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:02,040
expensive.
What I think is crazy, too is

870
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,480
somebody while we were there got
COVID on the boat.

871
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,520
Yeah, yeah.
And nobody else got it, which is

872
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,080
very surprising.
They quarantined the the heck

873
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,120
out of that.
Yeah.

874
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:17,840
Remember we went on Quark,
Quark, the food was the liquor

875
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,400
was good, but.
Consistent. 3 Wasn't that good?

876
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,000
Yeah, it was, it was, it was, it
was OK.

877
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,480
Yeah, it was that it made me
cough occasionally.

878
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,640
I I was not going to overeat
there, I remember, no matter how

879
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,440
I would order.
Two entrees because generally

880
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,120
when you the other thing you
ordered was bad.

881
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,080
So then I would get the other
one, yeah.

882
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,400
Yeah.
And then all the desserts that

883
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,360
looked good tasted like they
were.

884
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,600
Oh, they were really bad.
They were really bad.

885
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,520
Everything tasted not great the.
Food was not not good at all.

886
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,080
I.
We stopped eating breakfast

887
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,720
about one day in.
And then we went to Punta Renas

888
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,000
and remember that we went to
that.

889
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,640
Steak Place.
Oh, that was the worst pizza

890
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,640
I've ever had in my life.
You worn pizza?

891
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,880
I had remember the pizza, what
they said was a steak.

892
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,080
Oh, at the steak restaurant.
The best steak restaurant in the

893
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,400
town.
Yeah, and it looked like it

894
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,640
looked like somebody hacked the
shoulder off a dog.

895
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,960
I had never seen anything like
that.

896
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,680
I did.
And the bones weren't right.

897
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,520
None of it was right.
It didn't look like, you know,

898
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,920
And I was like, that's not a,
that's not a, that's not a cow

899
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,640
that I've ever seen.
Well, it's like a big rectangle,

900
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,200
right?
Yeah, it might have been a

901
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:25,480
capybara, who knows, but.
Did not taste good.

902
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,720
Yeah, no, it was not extremely.
Tough.

903
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:31,720
Too.
It was yeah, yeah, they, they, I

904
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,760
said make it rare and they made
it well done and I think they

905
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,560
made it well done because they
need to kill it because they

906
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,320
probably was infected with
something.

907
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,960
I.
Think so, Yeah, I completely.

908
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,560
Agree.
I mean, I remember looking at

909
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:45,880
food in India where we were
going around and I, I was

910
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:50,080
visiting Neil and his wife with
my wife and he was talking about

911
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:54,440
that they had a person that
bought vegetables for them and

912
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,680
then they had the egg lady.
And then they had and only

913
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,640
certain people in his family and
other people's family, if you'd

914
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,480
only pick certain ones that
would buy meat.

915
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,080
And we went and we were in
Nepal, we traveled into the

916
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:11,160
north, her and I, and we go to
the city where it's Baklata,

917
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:14,880
whatever, it's a Bakhtavia.
It's a really, really cool city

918
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,600
in the north there.
It's from like the 13th century

919
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,760
and it's got all the Karma Sutra
around everything.

920
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:23,160
It's really just amazing.
But there they were selling meat

921
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,720
and I, I've never seen it being
sold in public.

922
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:32,640
And, and it was literally, it
was a dead goat on a table and,

923
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:36,120
and people were coming up and
sitting down in a chair and he

924
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:39,320
was cutting off pieces and
putting them on a balance beam.

925
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,200
And now there were flies
everywhere.

926
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,760
And he would cut off the outer
part and that was cheaper than

927
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:52,840
the inner part.
And it's like, no, no, I'm not,

928
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:58,320
No, Although I'd have to say
some nasty food that I ate

929
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:03,680
Scotland.
Did you ever eat the haggis?

930
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:07,560
No, I think I got it and I got a
little piece of it on a plate

931
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:11,440
and I tasted it and I said I
don't need to vomit right now.

932
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:16,120
Even one of those or, or another
one was the English breakfast

933
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,160
that we had in Canterbury when
we were on the train.

934
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,720
And we stopped because I, I, I,
I, I don't know if I mentioned

935
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:26,080
this, that I read Chaucer and so
I wanted to see him and we went

936
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,280
there, but we had an English
breakfast there and it was like

937
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,440
£3.50 to get it.
We get, we get the English

938
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,880
breakfast and it's cute, it's
huge.

939
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:38,760
It's, it's two of those link
type sealed pork sausage things.

940
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,720
But they weren't, they, and the
meat wasn't ground up.

941
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:45,440
It was kind of gristly.
The, the eggs had been basically

942
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,400
floated in a pan of grease and
the grease was on the plate.

943
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,880
And see, when I'm growing up,
that's what my father used to

944
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,320
do.
He'd put an inch of grease into

945
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,560
the pan.
It was leftover because we had a

946
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,240
grease bucket on the, on the
stove.

947
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,920
And he'd float the eggs in until
they looked OK, until they were

948
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:03,480
hard and then he'd take them
out.

949
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,440
And this is what that was.
And then they had mushy peas.

950
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:11,040
So they had this green slop that
looked like the vomit from

951
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,880
Exorcist.
And then beans.

952
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:19,040
They had pork and beans, just
beans at the very top of the

953
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:22,320
plate and the syrup from the
beans had sort of sloughed

954
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,920
through everything else.
So that was the breakfast.

955
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:29,160
So I kind of picked out the eggs
that I could eat and they were,

956
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,320
they were not done.
They were runny.

957
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:35,400
And I'm, I mean, not just the
yellow runny, I'm talking about

958
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,200
the white runny.
And when the whites runny, it's

959
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,240
like, yeah, there you go, there
you go, that's what it was.

960
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:44,080
And then you're eating that with
pork and beans and it's and it's

961
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:47,840
like 9:00 in the morning and all
I can think is just like, give

962
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,560
me 3 cups of coffee and I can
eat anything.

963
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,040
I started skipping breakfast
recently.

964
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,480
I just do.
I just do lunch at noon.

965
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:55,360
Well, if you ate that one, you'd
skip it.

966
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:59,200
For me, it was just like, wow,
wow.

967
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,000
It's funny.
We have some bad foods and some

968
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,400
really good foods.
I mean, I've eaten.

969
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:06,960
I'm trying to think of like, I
mean, Chinese.

970
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:08,880
We used to have that Chinese
delivery place here that was

971
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:10,840
just amazing.
That place sucks and now it

972
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,360
sucks.
Peking Gourmet and will never be

973
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,080
bad.
Nothing's going to touch that

974
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:16,720
that nothing consistently really
good.

975
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,240
Well, I feel like you've been to
China.

976
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:23,240
Is is the food at Peking Gourmet
better than no No than food in

977
00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:25,400
China?
China, the food we had was we

978
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,640
kept eating authentic Chinese
food and I would tell you that

979
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,440
it sucks that is authentic.
I didn't, I didn't.

980
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,240
I didn't really like it.
It wasn't.

981
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,480
It was kind of like, remember
when we went to Vietnam and

982
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:39,040
we're going to go get some
Vietnamese authentic and they

983
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,720
took us and they had dog and
stuff like that on the menu.

984
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,120
We all ordered and it was
mediocre.

985
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:47,320
It was like Chinese food that.
Well, they also took us to the

986
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:50,520
worst possible restaurants
because one the worst possible

987
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:54,080
restaurants can seat 40 people,
2 and.

988
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,520
They were empty.
They have a giant deal with

989
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,360
those people, definitely.
I would say that a really good

990
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:05,040
Chinese restaurant that I went
to was in Montreal and this is

991
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:10,160
when we when we tried to see if
did you know that if you take a

992
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,920
full mattress and you throw it
off the 10th floor, it will

993
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,480
actually go down to the ground
like a helicopter?

994
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,040
Oh, that's so cool.
And I found out that and with

995
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:23,520
the same thing with pillows, but
we went there and, and also the

996
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,240
cool thing about that, and I
think it was the Holiday Inn

997
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:31,920
that we were in the the price of
a beer was the same at the

998
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:35,280
store.
I mean the same at a bar as it

999
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,400
was out of the mini bar.
That's shocking.

1000
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,480
So.
So why would you not just drink

1001
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,600
all the beer in the mini bar?
Mongolia, that's what we did as

1002
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,400
well.
The beers were $0.50.

1003
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,160
In Mongolia, the beers were
$0.50.

1004
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,000
Really.
And it was a stock fridge.

1005
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,560
A beer, Christian gets on the
phone.

1006
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,880
Christian gets on the phone,
calls down and says, can you

1007
00:47:56,320 --> 00:48:00,040
bring up 40 beers, please?
And they're like, they said

1008
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,320
four.
And he said no 40, please.

1009
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,440
And they said four and he said
no 40, please.

1010
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:09,240
And they said, OK, They sent
nine women up with beer, like,

1011
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:11,360
in their own, like, no bathroom.
Oh my God.

1012
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,480
We, and I think the the room
service bill, because we ordered

1013
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:17,200
food too, was like 30 bucks or
something.

1014
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:22,680
OK, or like 20 bucks Montreal
went there and Canadian money

1015
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:26,960
and remember Canadian money with
worth less or whatever than what

1016
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,080
I had a guy tell me once when we
went across, he goes, Oh my God,

1017
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,120
it's a dollar.
I got a dollar seven for my

1018
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,520
dollar, Said why doesn't
everybody come up here and just

1019
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:38,200
make money?
And I that's so awesome.

1020
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,520
That's so cool.
But that's another story.

1021
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,520
That was when we drove up and
smoked a pound, a half pound of

1022
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,400
weed on the way.
But in, in Montreal, we were

1023
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:51,360
there and we had a show and it
was Christian and I and Jose.

1024
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:56,440
And that's when I threw the we,
we, we, we tried to see if

1025
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,880
mattresses would float and stuff
like that.

1026
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:02,360
And it was kind of crazy.
And, but we went to a Chinese

1027
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:06,600
restaurant there and he walked
in and it was in Chinatown, of

1028
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,520
course.
And it was in the Montreal

1029
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:15,680
circular tables, white, circular
white tables with like 90% of

1030
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,000
the people in there were Asian.
And they had two or three big

1031
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,280
bowls and they must, I think
they're all Chinese.

1032
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,200
And they had two or three bowls
in the middle and everybody

1033
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:24,080
threw it in and they scooped it.
And they're all just like down

1034
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,840
eating.
And we ordered Chinese food

1035
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,440
there.
And it was just exceptional.

1036
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,160
It was, it was, it was a dirty
restaurant.

1037
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,120
It was.
It has to be dirty you.

1038
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,200
Don't want to eat that go
anything but the food was knock

1039
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,280
your socks off good.
You know which I mean.

1040
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:42,520
I don't know why filth and good
food in China are, are the same,

1041
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:46,920
but that's just the way it is.
The what are the little things

1042
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,280
that you roll up?
The dumplings?

1043
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:54,480
We had those at the bottom of
the like the really famous part

1044
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,520
of the China wall that everybody
goes to.

1045
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:01,640
We camped there and our guys
made those over the night.

1046
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,440
They, they, they made.
And he said, well, how many can

1047
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,200
you have?
And they're like, I think it's

1048
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:09,400
how many can you eat?
And I was there with Seth and I

1049
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:14,360
was like, don't say that they
were cooking.

1050
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,880
And, and I mean, I had about, I
think I had, they had a bunch of

1051
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,720
other things to eat.
And I had about 20 of those.

1052
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:23,720
And they were all vegetarian.
And they were just, Oh my, I'm

1053
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:26,000
just, they were making them.
They were making them as they

1054
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,600
were talking to you.
They made them.

1055
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,040
They and they, they do
something, roll them and then

1056
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,080
they with their fingernails and
then they take them and then

1057
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,280
toss them in the pan, toss them
in the pan, toss them in the

1058
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,800
pan, toss.
And you're just like.

1059
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:42,800
Holy, you ever see the Kung Fu
Panda movie where the the panda

1060
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:45,560
he makes dumplings but then he
eats a lot of dumplings as well?

1061
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:51,080
These were just crazy and the
great ball beer was good.

1062
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,040
The wine sucked ass.
Don't drink the wine.

1063
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:58,800
The red, the the white wine was
like had a little bit of

1064
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:03,080
kerosene in it.
The they had AI remember they

1065
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,720
had a liquor there and a small
bottle.

1066
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:09,040
I had a red top and was in like
a green bottle that you, you

1067
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:14,480
know, you could barely see
through and that tasted exactly

1068
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:19,240
like kerosene, but it but it was
like it it it was like moonshine

1069
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:21,640
called it.
It's moonshine.

1070
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,720
Take a shot.
You know, you take it, you're

1071
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:27,040
like.
Oh geez.

1072
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,480
Yeah, the good old days.
What do I have for?

1073
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,000
Time on this.
Oh my God, you've been talking.

1074
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,040
It's we're a little over 50
minutes.

1075
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,840
Oh, wow.
What other kind of what other

1076
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,960
kind of restaurants do you, I
mean restaurants, not

1077
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,520
sandwiches, because we talked
about that before, but

1078
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,480
restaurants.
I mean, I, I think of like one

1079
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,960
locally that's always been a
really good one is Kazan's.

1080
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:47,520
Yeah, that's a really.
Good do Afghan food.

1081
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:49,400
That's really, really.
Is it Afghan?

1082
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,200
I like that Persian it is.
It's Afghan Persian.

1083
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:56,120
No, Persian is Aracosa.
They have a meat platter that'll

1084
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,120
no.
It's reversed I think.

1085
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:03,000
No, Aracosa is Afghan.
Now Aracosa is Persian.

1086
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:04,960
No, no, look it up right now.
I'll bet you.

1087
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,840
I'll bet you.
Oh, you know the place that's

1088
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,360
really cold there is the Cuban
place.

1089
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:11,440
Cuban place?
What Cuban place?

1090
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:13,360
Oh, that's my place is really
good.

1091
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:24,000
Oh my gosh, what is that?
Here, let me go Aracosa make me

1092
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:28,440
clean restaurants.
Look at this.

1093
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:37,040
We're just best restaurants in
McLean, Wendy's, Oh, Fogo de

1094
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:38,840
Chao, that's like one of your
meat places.

1095
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:43,400
You like to go through Capital
Grille.

1096
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,240
I've never been to the Ren.
You ever been there?

1097
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:54,680
That sounds really familiar.
Yeah, Nestros Bombay.

1098
00:52:56,640 --> 00:53:03,800
Well, you know, you have to find
downtown, downtown down town.

1099
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:06,600
Downtown.
Downtown.

1100
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:13,520
Yeah, that would be the union
matchbox that still exists.

1101
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,360
Yeah.
The Union.

1102
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:16,920
Great Burger.
Great Burger.

1103
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,160
Hicatio.
Latin American.

1104
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,400
That's really good.
Risk it there.

1105
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,680
That's just knocks your socks.
That's really good.

1106
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:31,440
I was really shocked.
But what else we got?

1107
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:39,640
Wow, I can't think.
Not a lot.

1108
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,760
I mean, Rocco's is your
favorite.

1109
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,000
Right.
Thank God that was the worst

1110
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:44,040
piece I've ever eaten in my
life.

1111
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,280
I don't know how that place
still looks.

1112
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:49,360
That's a drug front, Easily.
Yep, without a doubt in my mind,

1113
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,240
that's a drug.
There's like 3 people in there a

1114
00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:53,120
Friday night.
I went there at like 9:00 and

1115
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:56,480
that's when I ordered that pizza
and it was no place open and it

1116
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:59,080
was a deep dish.
I feel like there's some like

1117
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,600
ultra rich millionaires that
have bought some of these

1118
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:04,200
restaurants because they really
like them or they really like

1119
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:08,760
the owner Well, and I think.
He's the son of the owner and

1120
00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:10,200
he's been running it for 40
years.

1121
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:11,080
Oh wow.
OK.

1122
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,840
And I just talked to him and he
has the waitress here and they

1123
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:17,640
were, they were arguing about a
pay raise for her.

1124
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,280
And then he's like, why I just
can't pay that?

1125
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,440
And I was thinking.
Whoa, jeez, he's going.

1126
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:26,000
To go across the street because
everybody will pay more.

1127
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,200
Yeah, I know.
No, exactly.

1128
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,720
I do everything.
I clean the toilets and I'm

1129
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:35,600
like, and he's making a pizza.
Tells me because I didn't, you

1130
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,600
know, I don't know about you,
but that's just that's not the

1131
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,280
time to tell me that you do
that.

1132
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,200
I actually changed you could
urinal cakes.

1133
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:43,920
There you go.
Picking your teeth or picking

1134
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,640
your nose.
If you do that in front of me

1135
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,560
when I'm eating, it's like it
just, it grosses.

1136
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:49,480
But I always love when I went
over to somebody's house one

1137
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,440
time and he was making, oh, I'm
not going to say the name, but

1138
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:56,200
he was making Ratatouille and
his right hand was in his pants,

1139
00:54:56,200 --> 00:55:00,520
in his underwear.
And he his other hand was was

1140
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,680
like moving like the pan over
the thing.

1141
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:04,680
And I was like, he's like, and
I'm like, what are you doing?

1142
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:05,680
He's like, I'm thinking, I'm
thinking.

1143
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:09,440
That's my thinking hand.
I'm like, what are you talking

1144
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:12,640
about?
You're thinking hand, I'm

1145
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:16,240
thinking.
Well, everybody says the guys

1146
00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:18,880
think with their wee wee, so you
know, you understand that's

1147
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,800
true.
That's definitely it.

1148
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,080
That's got to be it.
You know, I.

1149
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,160
Think it's tough?
Man, I think about any other

1150
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,280
restaurant that would come to
your mind, that would just pop

1151
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,280
out that we feel like we, we
missed, you know what I mean?

1152
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:33,320
I'm sure there are other ones.
And if I asked my wife, she'd

1153
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:36,640
probably give us 20 more.
If you tell me why ours, I mean,

1154
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,840
we would.
We went to J Gilbert's forever

1155
00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:41,520
and they were the best for
martinis.

1156
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,960
And so I can't really judge the
food there because we were

1157
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:49,880
always and used to be able to
smoke, you know, and this is

1158
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,960
before I quit smoking
cigarettes.

1159
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,800
So we would go to the bar after
we we, we had.

1160
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,800
Scouts.
It was so funny.

1161
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,880
We were in our scout uniforms
and we would go there and we

1162
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:02,080
would drink like 4 to 6
martinis.

1163
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:05,360
That's so awesome.
And smoke like 12 cigarettes,

1164
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:06,760
you and Jeff.
Yeah.

1165
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:09,960
And then, and then and then we
had a congresswoman's wife who

1166
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:14,200
was also there and I won't
mention her name, but and she

1167
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,560
was getting hammered with US1
time and we're all smoking.

1168
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:24,240
And she's like, oh, I probably
shouldn't be doing this.

1169
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:28,040
Like, what do you mean is if
somebody mentioned this, it

1170
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:32,080
would not be good.
Billy's Billy Bob Congressman's

1171
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:35,040
wife was out getting hammered
with these two guys.

1172
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:36,080
What were they doing?
Were they?

1173
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:41,320
And it's like she was a she was
like a, a scout mom and, and I

1174
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,640
was assistant scout master and
he was a scout master.

1175
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,600
And we were like, hey, let's go
get, let's go get a drink.

1176
00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:48,080
And she's like, oh, OK, what the
hell.

1177
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,680
And she was really just a
wonderful lady, you know, all

1178
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:52,160
that kind of stuff.
But.

1179
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,360
That's fantastic.
Her kids were totally

1180
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:55,840
disgusting, but that's another
story.

1181
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,640
Well, on that note, thank you
guys for listening.

1182
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,920
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1183
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:05,480
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