Episode 107: Gyms

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Welcome back to another episode
of A Record of My Father.

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So they were going to be talking
about gyms that we've been in in

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the past, I guess, our entire
lives.

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The one that I'm currently going
to is LA Fitness, the one in

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Hollywood, Central Hollywood I
guess.

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And I gotta tell you, nobody re
racks the weights properly, even

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the staff at this point as just
putting weights in random spots

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on the rack just 'cause they're
just to rack them.

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It's.
Why do you think that is?

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Because nobody re racks them
properly at the the Central

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Hollywood location cause the
traffic is so high.

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But in Brentwood it's funny.
I think there's also a certain

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kind of demographic of people.
Not necessarily ethnicity wise,

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but just the kind of person that
goes to the Hollywood fitness.

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Hollywood LA Fitness is a little
a little different than the one

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that goes to Brentwood.
I'm just going to say that you.

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Mean they're they're I think
they're snotty bastards.

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No, they're less snotty and
they're kind of trash can

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gremlins in my opinion.
That's kind of everybody.

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Every time I go in there you.
See that was that was the LA

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Fitness with you and I went
here, remember?

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I wouldn't say those people were
gremlins, though.

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I would say that that, well,
that was.

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Weird trash cans.
Pretty close man.

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Because it was Sport X is what
the old place was.

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And it was just like, yeah.
And there was like, and

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everything was empty and the spa
was closed and there was urine

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on the top of the well.
We won't go into that.

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Well, that wasn't the the
people, the the clientele is

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what I was talking about, no.
The clientele seemed really,

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they were all really nice.
They they just it and I'm

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assuming that it's that's like a
cheap club.

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Well, yeah, LA Fitness is $40 a
month nationwide, which is

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amazing, which is only $30 more
than your Planet Fitness, which

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is $10 a month.
But primarily Planet Fitness.

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Their demographics are homeless
people and then also people that

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forget that they have a gym
membership like that is what

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they're kind of whole market is
on is.

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Old people forget.
That they have a gym membership?

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Yeah, exactly.
But for $10 a month, you're kind

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of.
Like what was the one that was

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bubbles or something like that
for the old people got together

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Spanx or Schwanks or?
Oh, it's like orange something

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orange theory.
No, your mother and her mother

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did it.
They went.

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They used to go there and what
was that old lady Jim?

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And they had one.
Oh, I remember what you're

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talking about.
Lady Jim, what was it called?

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Shapes or something.
Oh, there you go.

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What was it?
Let's see what it was.

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But yeah, no, LA Fitness
acquired export in Virginia, and

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that export specifically in the
Mosaic District is designed so

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strangely.
I don't know what it is like

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you're trying to leave the the
gym we went to and you go

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downstairs and you think you're
going to leave, but then it's a

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Rockwall.
But there's doors.

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But it's like if you leave, out
of these doors will strip your

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membership.
And they also have equipment

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from the 1930s, it seemed like.
And it was really interesting

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that a lot of it was broke.
There we go, There we go.

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I I get sorry, I got, I just got
sidetracked and I can't think

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about anything and I get
focused.

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I'm kind of like a junkyard dog
sometimes.

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Well, that was more of like a a
a class based thing, right?

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No, no, it had it had things and
you signed up and they had all

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this.
I remember meme going to that

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Meme is your your grandmother
for non French people, but for

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seemingly French historian
people, meme is what you call

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the grandmother.
Anyway, the curves is where they

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were into and I think it was
probably in the 90s that it was

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big in 2000s because it it just
took off and exploded.

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You know, because of well, you
can go there and you don't have

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to worry about all these men
oogling you and trying to be all

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white and hot and beautiful and
all that and that not white but

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just hot, you know, and it was
just very.

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Well, that was the whole thing.
It played to the older

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middle-aged person and when you
think about it.

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That's a good.
Population was population was

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aging.
So you had a lot of people in

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their 40s and 50s that had money
and wanted to look like they

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were in their 20s and they
weren't going to be able to and

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they really weren't going to
actually ever go to the club.

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So they would go to the club and
talk about it and it was it was,

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it was very, how do you say
female based?

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Yeah, curves are OK and it's OK
to be bigger.

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So they didn't have like
grunting and all that kind of

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stuff that you freak out about
when you when you go to like

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men's places and you go like, Oh
my God, they're screaming at

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each other.
Oh, he dropped the weights and

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he went.
You're.

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Like, well, the long the, the
longest one that we really went

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to together was sport and health
and sport and health.

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There was a man in there that
every time, because I got really

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into the gym about 2018-2019 I
think is when I started.

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I lived at home and I was, I was
transitioning into doing

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Community College and I didn't
want to go to the Community

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College gym if you guys were
paying $130.00 a month or

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whatever it was.
So I was like, let me go to the

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nice gym.
But there was a man in there

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just that would scream at the
top of his lungs on the AB

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machine, on the AB machine of
everything, not even a compound

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exercise, right?
And I thought that that was, I

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loved it.
I loved it frankly.

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I live for that.
I live for people expressing

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themselves so loudly that other
people have to look at them.

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I think that that is nothing
short of joyous.

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It's a joyous occasion.
Well, it's, it's almost like you

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know.
Do you make any noise when you

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have sex?
I don't know you.

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Know I he probably silenced,
probably reversed, but you know

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what I was thinking about the
other day.

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Imagine you open a he just goes
you open a gym, but there's a

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there's an open bar in the gym.
Think about that.

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There's drink.
Carts at every machine so you

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can make a martini while you're
working out.

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Isn't that a good idea?
Heavy machinery and alcohol

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always kind of bodes well for.
See, that's why I don't

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understand why they don't have
like a roving waitresses when

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you're at gun stores.
You should be able to drink in

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a.
Gun Store I.

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Want a drink when I What was
that?

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One we did an episode on.
What was it, The fish, the big

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Oh, bass pro Yeah, Bass Pro I
mean, wouldn't it be cool if

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they had like a person going
around with a plate of martinis?

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I think that'd be great, yeah.
Are we still doing?

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We got to go to Memphis at some
point this year.

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Yes, we do well.
That's going to be great.

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What we need, I need for you to
pick a time.

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Is it going to be, I mean,
Memphis is like.

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More of a summer.
Place.

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September, I don't care.
OK, So we're going to do for

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September, we'll do it for three
or four days.

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Mom, your your mother does not
sounds great really have any

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interest.
She doesn't want to stay at the

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pyramid.
She does not wanna stay.

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I wanna stay.
I wanna stay at the best

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profile.
So but we're gonna fly there and

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they're gonna be like, oh, what
are you in down for?

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You.
You on a road trip, or you?

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Yeah, we're on a road trip just.
No, me and him flew here to stay

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at the Pyramid, which I find to
be the funniest thing.

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And we can use my bass pro shops
credit card.

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Okay, but then we're now we're
going back into the old episode.

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We're talking about gyms here.
I went to a rock climbing gym

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for a while.
It was six months, seven months.

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Is that there or is that here?
We got a couple here.

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So there's a Hollywood Boulders,
which is the big one here, and

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that's kind of a subsidiary of a
bunch of other gyms called

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Touchstone Gyms.
That's what it is.

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And the Touchstone Gyms kind of
span, I think there's about 8 or

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9 in the area and you get
membership to one is 130 a

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month.
And then you get to go to all of

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them.
And then you could do top roping

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or you can do which is the long
rope, you know, with the 90 foot

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ceiling or whatever.
Or you can do bouldering, which

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is what I always did because I'm
scared of tying ropes 'cause

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when I went back to Virginia, I
saw Remy and there's this guy

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that just got certified for
Blaine.

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And then he barely passed his
blay test, apparently.

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And this guy said, oh, that's
good enough.

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And and then they were like,
he's gonna blay you.

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And I was like, oh, oh, OK.
And then I remember I was up at

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the top of the wall and he's
like, let go, let go from the

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wall, 'cause you have to, you
have to let go 'cause then it,

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it's easier to get down, right?
It's less dangerous.

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And I was like, man, if I fall
like 90 feet onto this mattress,

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I'm going to not be happy.
I'm not going to be happy.

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But I didn't die.
Did you fall?

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No, no, no, I didn't.
No, but I.

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But the whole idea that they're
they're, you know, he was

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certified in a body and.
Barely certified.

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Yeah, he got certified like the
day before he was there.

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And I was like, Oh my God.
Somebody had to be first.

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Right.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess

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you're right.
You always got to get certified.

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So I think about climbing and
we, I mean, you remember when we

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climbed and you were five years
old and six years old and we

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used to go out to Great Falls
and climb the climb along the,

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the river.
Yeah.

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And up and down with the Helmet
River.

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Yeah.
Next to the people.

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That was so funny.
I remember we, we were climbing

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and we were going up and down
along the side of the Great

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Falls where the river comes down
and it's like a sheer Rockwall,

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but it's, it's got a million
hand holes in foothold.

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So it's really like, kind of
like walking up and down stairs,

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you know, with, with all your
body.

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Parts you could walk up.
It essentially is what, Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah.
And it wasn't that big a deal,

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but these, these people had,
they had their ropes and they

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had their helmets and their
glasses and gear and they were

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all cool looking.
And Zach and I come around this

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corner and we're kind of like
belaying that we're, we're,

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we're, we're rock walking along
the side of the wall.

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We're finding little paths and
hanging on and all that kind of

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stuff like that.
I did not realize at that time

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that one out of 10 people that
falls in dies.

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Well, the water too is 'cause we
used to do this thing where we

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would blow up the raft on the
side at Scotts Run and then we'd

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forge the river like old western
colonial types.

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And it's so short that, but like
the average person drowns in

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like 4 feet of water or
something, right?

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So it's, that was the thing.
We would forge the river and

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then we, I still want to go down
it, dude.

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I still want to go to
Chesapeake.

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Kind of the whole thing.
That'd be sick.

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Well, we'd have to get one up
here and take it down and go go

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ways and see and go over the
dams.

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And I mean, I'm, I'm cool with
that.

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We can rent one and go, you
know, if you want me involved.

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But but, but we can do it.
We can do it.

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We can do it.
Yeah.

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I don't like you either.
I don't like you.

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And Speaking of that, we were
talking about gems.

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And I remember what when you
were about five years old, sport

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and health, the wife used to
drop you.

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We she would go there and I
would go there periodically, but

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she would be there during the
day because she was the mom and

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I was actually working, you
know, actually doing stuff that

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matters.
Not like I take care of a kid.

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It doesn't matter.
He's such a sweet guy.

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That's you.
He's such a sweet guy anyway.

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Anyway, or any who your your
mother would drop you off at

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their place 'cause they have
like a a nursery which was you

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know, and it was kids.
But that wasn't sport and

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health.
That was near golfdom.

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That was the gym near next to
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Remember that You know golfdom
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Quiet.
Oh my God, no.

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But that was sport and health.
That was the original.

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That was the original sport and
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The other one was, you know, Abu
Dhabi, blah blah blah blah blah

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blah, whatever.
It does look like it's an Abu

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Dhabi.
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And then they and then they grew
into it.

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But that I, yeah, exactly.
They had upstairs, the

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downstairs, they dropped you in
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there.
That area was that gym was

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gigantic it.
Was it was crazy it.

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It's an REI now.
But they had the big nursery

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there and they dropped you off
and they had a nursery that had

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a like a, a climbing area for
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But you would go in there and
there were like two kids,

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brothers that would gang up on
you and and mess with you.

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I never knew you knew about
this.

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That's Oh yeah, yeah, I knew
about.

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That that's pay him to beat the
shit out of me.

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I think that's.
What it is but, but it's, you

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know, 'cause we would taunt you
and we wanted you to be tough,

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so we would hit you with boards
with nails in them, you know,

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'cause that way we'd toughen
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But the.
And that, that's where my

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infamous.
Well, if somebody pushes, you

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punch him in the face.
And, and I, I think it's around

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that time that I may have said
that and I don't know if I

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regret it or not.
You know, 'cause people say, oh,

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you should, you should negotiate
and understand and do all this

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stuff.
And, and, and I'm not sure.

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I mean, in your life, is it, is
it been better?

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Is is that been more of a Well,
actually it's been a big

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detriment 'cause I like had to.
I've seen you wipe out crowds of

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people and when they when they,
when they snapped your.

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I always think I would have been
a good boxer, you know, your

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reasonableness, but that's
something I wish I got into when

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I was a kid.
Is being trained as a boxer

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'cause I think I would have
been, really.

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Hardest thing in the world, I
mean, got to be got to be the

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hardest thing in the.
World I think I would have been

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really good at it but at the
same time we're going to start

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your second book coming out
here.

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Watch out for this everybody in
the next 6 months.

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Child Rearing by Phil Brown, and
I think that that that's going

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to sell really well.
Chapter one, punch him in the

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face.
Chapter 2, kick him in the

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shins.
Chapter 3 Take No.

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No, there was never a kick him
in the shins.

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It would never be kick him in
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IT really was no kick him in
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Shins it was.
Punch him in the face.

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I guess you can if you do it
like those Roundhouse kicks when

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you kick somebody in the leg.
Those are just brutal.

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Oh well, The thing is, is it
takes 10 lbs of pressure to turn

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your knee backwards.
Well, I hear.

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That all the time, but you need
a perfect hit to do that

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usually.
What you're going to do is you

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kick them in the sidekick even.
Really hard, as hard as I can.

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And I use the top of my foot and
I kick you in your thigh.

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You will fall to your knees and
you will cry and you will not be

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able to move.
OK.

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I mean, when you look at like
Joe Rogan to them where they do

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that, what do they call that
kick?

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Like the sidekick?
Yeah, the leg kick, that looks

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like it hurts so bad.
You ever had your leg kicked

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even softly?
That looks like it hurts so bad.

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I saw some guy.
My chiropractor slapped me in

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the side of my leg and I just
screamed.

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And he said, yeah, I was in a
fight once, said I was a

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notorious brawler when I make my
teens and stuff.

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And he said, and I did this and
I'm sitting there and this guy,

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you know, let's go and he Hicks
me.

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He kicks me in my thigh.
Like he does those sidekicks

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that they do on MMA and he does
really hard and I and it hit me

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and I dropped on my knees and I
and I, they were like my eyes

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teared.
It was so painful.

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I could tear your ACL too if it
kicks the side of the knee like

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that.
No, he didn't.

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Do the knee, he did the thigh.
Oh.

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My gosh.
You know, the upper thigh or the

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calf, if you kick the calf or
the the pain that comes from

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that muscle if it's not trained
to take a kick, I don't have to

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think about it.
If I just hit you.

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Remember when you touched me on
my thighs and I used to scream?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you imagine if you kicked

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me?
Oh my gosh, I would just poke

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you in the thigh.
I remember that cause well.

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That's what he was doing.
He's like, what the Hell's wrong

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with you?
And it's like there's something

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wrong with you.
I don't know what.

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We haven't stretched in about 65
years, no.

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No, I stretch all the time now.
Well, now for the first time in

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65 years, but it's too.
Yeah, that's the thing.

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Nah, Nah.
You said they're just going to

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snap.
You know, you don't worry about

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it and they snap.
We'll glue them back together or

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we'll do they don't snap all the
way so you can just exercise

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like my ankle and my knees, but
all that.

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But Planet Fitness is what I
used to go to and college

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because and during the college
times at UVA, you had to reserve

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a gym slot and there was about
30,000 undergraduates that

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wanted to also reserve gym slots
because everybody wanted to

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commit suicide at that time.
And so I never served it.

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Exactly.
It was COVID.

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You were.
In school and the only time you

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could go to to gym is when you
had a Oh my God.

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Needed a reservation.
It was like months in advance

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because and I was like, I'm not
going to work out once every

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four months.
Like that's just, I'm not going

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to do it at all then.
So what I would do is I just

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went to the Planet Fitness
because Virginia was still

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pretty lackadaisical and got a
gym membership there and just

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started working out there.
And I think that's how I got

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COVID five times, I'm pretty
sure.

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But I remember you.
Yeah, I remember when you came

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back here and went.
You and I went to Planet Fitness

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over in Bailey's Crossroads.
Yeah, a couple.

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Of months, yeah.
I mean, I've been in so many

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different gyms with you, it's
like, wow, I started.

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I mean what about avid exerciser
for about 6 years now 6 or 7?

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Years.
Well, you and I did the gem on

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Galapagos, remember?
Oh, that was what?

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On the boat or the one that.
Was in the boat.

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Oh OK.
The one in keto was built in the

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1980s.
That one.

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Yeah, remember that one?
We went to that one too.

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That was.
It.

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It, it was a, how I mean, it
was, it was a, it was like

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almost a, a building square.
It was huge.

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It had three million pieces of
equipment in it.

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It had six people.
Yeah, there's no and there.

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And we were.
We needed to pay to get it into

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to a hotel gym which I was like
what is?

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Well, we paid, we paid.
We just added 15-A head, a head

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for.
Whatever in your life.

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I thought that was crazy.
I was like, we were playing

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paying to be at a a Johnny
Walker.

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What is it?
Hyatt or something?

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Hyatt by Johnny Walker or?
Something.

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No, I think it's Marriott.
Or Johnny Walker, Marriott.

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Whatever it is.
Whatever.

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Johnny Walker was on the front,
because I remember that.

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You know they have Johnny Walker
Hotels in the USI didn't know

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that.
Was that that was you and I

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coming back from Galapagos, or
was that?

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That was going, that was going
that.

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Was going OK.
And then the boat one was cool.

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I mean, you had so.
Tiny.

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You had a one machine and then
you had two treadmills and then.

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But you got to look out over the
ocean, which is cool.

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Yeah.
And then the one in Antarctica

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was a rowing machine and then a
treadmill with no wind in a

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windowless room, and it was 90°
in there.

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And I was like, you know what?
I'm not going to work out.

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I think I'm good.
I think I'm good for the two

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weeks.
Yeah, I think that was.

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Crazy.
Well, we just what we did is we

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we substituted our drinking for
working out.

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I think we already had a, we
already had a good time of

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drinking and then we added
another two hours of drinking a

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day to fix, you know, to fix our
non workout schedule.

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Did we get that drunk in
Antarctica?

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I don't think we did more so
Galapagos, Galapagos.

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No, Galapagos was just a sloppy
that was so bad.

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Waking up with bruises all over
your body.

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I was like, I don't see you walk
to the bathroom.

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I was like, you were purple.
You were like an Oompa Loompa or

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something.
I was like, what happened?

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You're like, I don't know.
I don't know what happened.

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I don't know what's bad, what
happened.

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I don't know.
Oh my God.

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Oh my God, the bartender the
next day I was like, did you see

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us fall down the stairs?
And he's like, no.

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So my my theory is that you
rolled out of bed in the middle

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of That's what I thought.
I thought so too, because

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remember, we're on a boat and
it's doing this during the night

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and and you're always like, and
then you get hammered and you're

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on a boat and it's like.
We don't really remember either

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of you roll out of bed.
It's kind of interesting.

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Well, if you're asleep and then
you're in the air and then you

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hit the ground, then you know
that somehow you got there.

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And when you're hammered, you
just kind of get up and get back

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in bed and you don't give a
shit.

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And then the next morning you're
like, my God, I don't know what

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I did, but it hurts.
And you look around and you see

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bruises and broken bones and
shit and you're like, that's not

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good.
Well, that was like, what was I

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going to say?
That's.

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When Carlos started watching us.
Yeah, Carlos is.

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Well, that's how we met Carlos
because he was like, please

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don't jump over the side when
you get too drunk.

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And I said OK.
But then he came and visit us

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for two weeks in in America.
And he was telling he was funny

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when I picked him up, he's like,
yeah, my mom was telling me you

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guys were going to steal my
organs.

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I was like, no.
And then we didn't steal.

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You were until he told us that.
But funny enough, he met, we

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got, he got to see where his dad
went to College in Annapolis,

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which is crazy.
And then he got to go to New

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York.
We got to go to New York and he

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saw a woman that he hadn't seen
in five years and then he had a

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child with her.
So I think that that's really

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cool.
And the weirdest part is that

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there's an F Scott's Fitzgerald
quote that you sent me on my

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phone and this was like 4 years
ago.

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And I walk into her apartment
and that quote is on the wall.

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And I thought that that was the
weirdest thing in the world.

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That's right.
You told me that and then you

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were like, man, maybe I should
go out with her and I.

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Was like, I don't seems like
you're well.

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That's when you know you're in
the right place.

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Doing the right thing, I think,
is when everything points to an

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experience that is well.
Isn't positive and reinforcement

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in general?
What the action of coincidence?

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Well, the action of feeling good
about what you're doing, where

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you're going.
I mean, I was talking to, I, I

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do a weekly call with a buddy of
mine that, for lack of a better

446
00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:01,680
word, is the Vagabond Bushka.
And he's, he just did the

447
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,560
Latvian countries.
And now he's going to do, I

448
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,520
mean, he's telling me like, I
think I'm going to go, I haven't

449
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,360
been to Ireland in a while and
I'm going to go to Istanbul.

450
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,360
I'm going to go to Turkey.
And, and he's going to start

451
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,560
doing it.
He's just going to hop on the

452
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,040
train and go.
And he said, because I don't

453
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,520
really have anything holding me
here because this is a rental

454
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,240
place and all my stuff stored.
And I have, you know, and then

455
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,800
the wife kind of headed back
here for the summer.

456
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:25,840
So he's got like 2 months and
he's going to hit like 15

457
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,520
countries and he's just going to
be somebody that's like out of

458
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,720
high school going there.
So it's kind of interesting

459
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,000
because of the differences.
And I'm like, wow.

460
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,360
Because that's me.
That was being Christian.

461
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,600
When we were in Mongolia, I was
like, we're already out here.

462
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,800
You want to go to Seoul?
And he's like, yeah.

463
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:42,760
And then we went to Seoul.
Saw Jing Chang, Jing Chung.

464
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,240
Jing Chung.
Jing Chung, you know, was a

465
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:48,600
middle school friend of
Christians that he hadn't seen

466
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:52,000
in like 8 or 9 years.
And who did you see?

467
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:55,760
I saw Thomas Clark, who I hadn't
seen in five years, and he's

468
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,760
like, what are you doing here?
So funny.

469
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:01,120
It's like I was, I, I, I, I was
already over here.

470
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,720
I committed 7 felonies.
I've run out of the country,

471
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,600
they're chasing me and I thought
I would just naturally go to

472
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,600
Thomas Clark's house.
I keep saying, you know what's

473
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,720
funny is when I get back and I
people are like, oh, where have

474
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,040
you been?
I always say, well, I've been

475
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:14,160
travelling abroad now, like
abroad to where I'm like to

476
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:19,720
Virginia.
But I think intrinsically, when

477
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:23,040
we think about public gyms, I
mean, you're in the pandemic,

478
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,960
right?
You put in a private gym.

479
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,920
So think about that.
I mean, I no longer had to go to

480
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,720
the gym for a long time.
I could just go in the basement.

481
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,120
But I did go to the Planet
Fitness during College in times.

482
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,840
But when I would come back, that
kind of changed your life,

483
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,720
didn't it?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I think the I

484
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:44,320
think probably the one of the
the best things I ever did for

485
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:48,240
my health was to make the stuff
at home.

486
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,200
And I took I started out, I only
used one Bay of the garage.

487
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,520
It really it started with you
living in this room and you, you

488
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,680
buying some weights and you
bought that.

489
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,560
You bought the the Crouch
thingy.

490
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:06,080
I bought them off, what was it
the, the Craigslist and then

491
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:11,040
with Sam McCarty of all people.
And then I, well, I was telling

492
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,360
him, like, if the guy wants us
to go into his basement, we

493
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:15,400
won't buy it.
And then as soon as we get

494
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,360
there, he says, well, the bench
press is in my basement.

495
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,520
And I was like, well, I'm all
right.

496
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:24,080
And so we go down in there and
his son or his nose, his nephew

497
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,520
had recently given up on
collegiate rowing.

498
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,240
And then I said, all right,
well, if his dream is gone, mine

499
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,920
still exists.
So I bought a bench press for

500
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,920
$200.
It converts into a squat rack.

501
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,320
And then that's where we got
that from, which was originally

502
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:41,520
up in the the cottage house.
And then and then we started

503
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:44,120
like moving the stuff down and
we moved it downstairs to 1 Bay.

504
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:45,600
We filled up the one Bay with
stuff.

505
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:49,720
And then I bought the pulley
machine and I think that that

506
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,960
really set me off because it was
like, I could go there and I

507
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,920
could do the pulleys and the
pulleys was like, it was like

508
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,280
1500 bucks.
It wasn't like $5000.

509
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,680
And it's got a, it's got a, a
bar across the top.

510
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,200
It's got the.
Cable machine.

511
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,520
Cable machine, cable pulley,
same thing.

512
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,440
Come on, get.
Me and that's essentially is

513
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,480
just a pulley, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.

514
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,160
So it's, it's, and that is
probably got like 50 different

515
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:19,720
exercises you can do from your
ankles to your eyebrows all the

516
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:24,600
way up, everything from face
pulls to curls to.

517
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,560
And then I started buying stuff
like I got the big bar that goes

518
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,240
behind me so I can do the rear
delts because I have a crappy

519
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:33,440
back.
And I mean, just so many

520
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,800
different things.
And I think in, in when you're

521
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:40,360
working out in gym, you, you get
tired of the same routine.

522
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:43,400
So you're always looking for new
and unusual things.

523
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,320
You know what I mean?
It's like, it's like you want to

524
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,840
change.
And so it started out being 1/4

525
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,760
of the Bay, half of the Bay.
And then it's like, I just want

526
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,320
enough room in here to park my
car.

527
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,640
So my wife has a convertible
Audi, you know, like a 2013 and

528
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:59,520
it's, it's worth $1,000,000 or I
don't know, 5000, something like

529
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,480
that.
And she wanted to park it in the

530
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:03,760
winter 'cause she's worried
about the roof.

531
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,200
It's worth.
About I think 4 grand now.

532
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:10,960
Yeah, but slowly but surely,
this selfish fuck just squished

533
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,120
her out, you know, And I took
the whole garage.

534
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,800
I said, hey, you have a studio.
And I like, I don't need more.

535
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:20,000
A little kid lives in it now.
And so that's exactly your voice

536
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,640
too, right now.
And.

537
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,120
You love portraying women
properly, don't you?

538
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:29,040
That's your thing.
But she moved up to a studio

539
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,440
upstairs in the house because
she took your old bedroom and

540
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:33,760
made it into her studio.
And her studio is really wild

541
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,280
looking.
You know, she used to have it

542
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,520
out here where she made glass.
But we did it down there.

543
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,120
We did the gym and I just kept
adding stuff to it because it's

544
00:25:41,120 --> 00:25:43,120
like, oh, I want something new.
I want something new.

545
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,920
And I get another bench and
then, you know, with the pulley

546
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,960
machine.
And then we had weight racks and

547
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,920
we had all the little tiny
dumbbells and it was like, and

548
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:57,280
so now and, and, and probably
more than anything else, if I

549
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:01,240
get in there, I work out and
it's in my garage and my garage

550
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:04,360
is not attached to my house.
It's like 30 feet away.

551
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:10,360
So it's really, really, really
hard for me to go too many days

552
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,840
without going in that in the gym
and working out.

553
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,840
And because when you're in
there, it's like, well, I'm

554
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,480
here, I'm retired, I don't do
anything.

555
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:23,320
So an hour is like nothing.
And, and then I went through all

556
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,280
the physical ailments that I had
in the spring and everything and

557
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:30,480
it that kind of like that was
more recent, but this happened

558
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,040
what, two years ago 3.
Years ago?

559
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,920
What happened two years ago?
We started we did the gem when

560
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,320
COVID hit right?
Pandemic I think well not really

561
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:43,360
because it was started it.
I bought the bench press

562
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:50,320
20/18/2018 right 2019 20/19/2019
yeah 201829 Summer of 2018 I

563
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,560
want to.
Say, yeah, we were sitting, we

564
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:56,360
were still getting blind drunk
in, in the pandemic downstairs

565
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:59,680
in the I had not removed the
smoking thing and all that kind.

566
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,760
Of stuff 'cause it wasn't.
Well, the gym equipment was

567
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,040
upstairs, that's why, right?
Yeah.

568
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,360
And so, so I didn't feel like
that I could, I could come in

569
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:13,120
20. 18 summer of 2018 I think is
when I got that bench press

570
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,720
right.
And, and you physically, your

571
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:20,080
body changed, you know, you
became Mr. Hall.

572
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,480
Well, I was a skateboarder too,
which really, it was great

573
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,800
cardio too, which I really need
to get back into.

574
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,200
I really need to start doing
that again.

575
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,760
But yeah.
And then when do we move

576
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:33,760
everything down?
I think 2021 right, 2021 so we.

577
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,320
Did we set it up?
Pandemic kind of deal.

578
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,560
And I bought all these rubber
mats, like the little square put

579
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,080
together, charcoal things,
whatever, so you have a place to

580
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,000
stand on and all that kind of
stuff.

581
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,960
That's when I got the pulley
machine and then it really just

582
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:51,520
took off.
And I think that it's really

583
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:57,200
added a lot to me physically
because I feel I feel drawn to

584
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,320
it every day or two.
I really want to go every day.

585
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:04,000
But you know, I'm so busy doing
nothing that it that it makes it

586
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,160
difficult to get out there.
It's because you you feel like a

587
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,280
lazy piece of garbage.
For me that's kind of what I

588
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:13,400
feel like because it's been 6
years, 6-7 years and if I don't

589
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,040
work out I feel like a piece of
shit.

590
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,280
You feel better.
You feel like feel better.

591
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,320
Just end it all, you know, I
think it you get.

592
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,600
Yeah, I think that I am.
And for a long time there, I

593
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:24,880
would get up in the morning,
drink my 3 cups of coffee, be

594
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:27,720
ready to go, be jumpy as hell.
And you'd be like, get away from

595
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:28,720
me.
And I go out in the gym and I

596
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:34,680
work it off for I was doing, I
do about 8 different exercises,

597
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,400
two to three.
I was doing 5 sets of each one,

598
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,800
but I was only doing 10.
And I was doing heavier weights.

599
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,200
And then each time I would
switch.

600
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:50,040
And now, now post torn tendon
and ankle Achilles and all that,

601
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:56,760
now I'm back to I'm doing 7.
I did 8 yesterday and I won't do

602
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,200
any today.
I did a lot of walking today.

603
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:05,480
I did the hike with Jose and we
did it's 2 1/2 miles and it goes

604
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,280
up and over a hill.
It's in Great Falls.

605
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,680
Oh yeah, the mile and a half
one.

606
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,120
Yeah, I know you're.
Talking then then I came home

607
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:16,000
and the wife has this on a
weekly class on Qi Dong which is

608
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:19,040
QIDONG if you want to make
something filthy out.

609
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,800
Of chi I think does.
Isn't that chi?

610
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,560
Yeah, well, it's all about your
chi.

611
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,360
It talks too.
Qi is pronounced chi, I'm pretty

612
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,240
sure.
OK, so maybe it is chi, if I

613
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,160
remember.
Yeah, you.

614
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,840
Yeah, she talks about chi all
the time and how you got to get

615
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,080
your chi out in this end and you
get a balance to your third.

616
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,720
I.
And you know, and then you work

617
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,240
on your, your, I mean for me
more than anything, since I am

618
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:44,680
like, I am tight, I'm a really,
really full strand rubber band

619
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:49,840
that this really loosens me up.
You are you are the the most

620
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,800
lactic acid man in the world,
even of lactic acid for five to

621
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,960
six people.
Yeah, well, I think it's the

622
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:59,480
the, the booze for 40 years or.
50 I think it is the booze for

623
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,920
40 years.
But you've always been a water

624
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,520
drinker, right?
Which is interesting.

625
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,000
I drink water all the time and
then in between when I'm not

626
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,480
drinking.
Well, the problem is I drink, I

627
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:16,000
drink water, booze, iced tea,
beer, wine, exactly the same.

628
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:22,920
There is no difference.
So which is, which is there's no

629
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,360
like slow down.
Oh, you're, you're drinking 130

630
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:31,640
proof bookers.
And it's like, yeah, yeah.

631
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,360
There isn't really a difference
between water and liquor for

632
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,040
you, I have to say that.
Yeah, because you're always

633
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,720
like, don't you enjoy it?
And I said, well, you enjoy

634
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,400
water.
And it's like, yeah, I guess.

635
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,840
But I do enjoy water.
I'm not going to lie, I do enjoy

636
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,400
that.
But you don't.

637
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,640
I don't understand how there's
people out there that say I

638
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,000
don't like the taste of water
and then they need like a 25

639
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,360
calorie crystal light in it.
Those people I will never

640
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:54,880
understand.
I don't get it.

641
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:58,200
I I simply don't get it because
I really do at the end of the

642
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,320
day, enjoy the taste of water
more than anything.

643
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,680
I think that that is.
Tequila's a close second.

644
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,720
That is, the only kind of
evidence of God that I've seen

645
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,360
in the entire universe is how
good water tastes.

646
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,480
Oh, I thought you were talking
about the tequila.

647
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,400
The.
Oh, and that and that tequila.

648
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,280
The 1942.
Tequila is.

649
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,160
Oh my God, you don't even need
ice.

650
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,760
You hardly need ice.
Well, that was Pappy's was the

651
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,480
same way.
You know, the first time he's

652
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,440
had a sip, you're like, what's
the big deal?

653
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,440
And then you get and then when
you get a water glass of it and

654
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,560
you take a drink and you're
like, oh, this, this is.

655
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,920
Really is same thing with the
vodka Red Bull of rail vodka and

656
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,680
and a nice sugar free Red Bull.
Yeah, it reminds me of all the

657
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,720
times like puked and alleys it
reminds.

658
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,040
It really makes you want to
throw up like I I really don't

659
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,760
know what it is which it really
makes you.

660
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:54,840
I think I'm allergic to taurine
cause about after the 1st 13

661
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:57,040
vodka Red Bulls I woke up the
next morning not feeling so

662
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,400
great.
And well, I feel like there's

663
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,560
there should be a certain lethal
dose of vodka Red Bulls right?

664
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,800
Because if you drink enough
caffeine it'll kill you.

665
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,440
But how much caffeine is too
much caffeine Is the the real

666
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,040
question.
Yeah, when you when you start to

667
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:18,200
go Yeah, I I get those when I
drink too much.

668
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:22,720
I can feel and and as a as a
former amphetamine user in my,

669
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:28,120
you know, post high school days,
pre real college days, I

670
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,800
remember I get the little I I
get the bugs running through the

671
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,520
hair with Stacey Makers through
scalp sweating.

672
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,840
This is sweat.
I know crystal meth guys will

673
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:40,360
relate to me on that one, but.
Yeah, by the way, if any of you

674
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,600
smoke crystal meth out there,
feel free to contact us at our

675
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:47,080
PO Box.
And it's 18.

676
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:54,000
Send us your favorite samples.
65 N Hollywood Way, 9006 please.

677
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,560
The blue or just the same Blue
Man?

678
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,680
That's right, he.
Can't he can't beat that.

679
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,800
I don't know.
I I mean it's not.

680
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,040
Clear.
It all looks like ice.

681
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:09,480
That's why it's called ice.
But as I digest here, what other

682
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,080
what other gyms have you been
to?

683
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,120
I mean.
What I think about the gyms,

684
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:17,520
when we first started, when I
was first dating your mother,

685
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,360
and we moved in together.
We moved in together after like

686
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,720
seven months.
I mean, it was like we proposed.

687
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,440
After six, right?
No, I didn't propose.

688
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,720
I think you did.
I didn't propose until I went to

689
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,600
the track and then she was kind
of freaked out that I did.

690
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,040
But I asked all these guys and
every single person said don't

691
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:35,960
get married.
It's stupid.

692
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,880
You shouldn't be married, and
they're all married for like 20

693
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,720
years.
It was just so comical.

694
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,760
The track is in is in the dog
track or what a.

695
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,680
Horse track.
We went to the horse track and

696
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,680
we won some money or something
lost.

697
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,520
They got dog tracks in West
Virginia.

698
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,800
Yeah, that's kind of, I don't
know.

699
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,080
Why is that bad but the horse
track isn't bad?

700
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:54,840
They're.
Both bad.

701
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,240
They're both bad, just they're
horrible to the animals.

702
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:01,480
They're just like the animals
are like the jockeys.

703
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:05,040
They're pieces of meat to be
used to make entertained people

704
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,240
and then thrown aside as soon as
they're injured or wounded.

705
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,120
Well, my thing, the jockeys.
Could.

706
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:15,719
You how could you critique
animal cruelty at a track or any

707
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,560
other way when you're eating
meat?

708
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,800
That's what my question is.
It's like as a society, like if

709
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,800
you're vegan and you're and
you're having kind of

710
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:27,840
disgruntlement towards animal
treatment, whether it be on the

711
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,760
horse track or in the in the for
food, that makes sense.

712
00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:33,239
But I don't know when you eat
meat, do you really have any

713
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:34,880
ground to stand on for animal
cruelty?

714
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:35,840
I don't.
I don't really know.

715
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,679
Well, if you're a hypocrite and
see, I'm a hypocrite, so that's

716
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:41,280
OK.
Hypocrisy is the new drug of

717
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,040
2025.
I I got to tell you it it feels

718
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,840
great.
The high has never been better.

719
00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:49,719
And yeah, I think I'm going to
keep chugging hypocrisy here.

720
00:34:50,199 --> 00:34:52,159
Well, you also got to think
about, I mean, we were talking

721
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:54,080
earlier about the gem and it's
the one thing I was thinking

722
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,400
about is like, what about pet
peeves?

723
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,000
Is there things that people do
at the gem that just like they

724
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,960
should do like?
Use more than one machine at

725
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:05,000
once.
I I had one funny, really kind

726
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,560
of weird.
The guy had set up a circuit.

727
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:12,560
I didn't know this in a circuit
was he was like he was doing sit

728
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,960
ups on a ball and then he was
doing pull ups and then he was

729
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,520
doing curls and then he was
doing another thing.

730
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:23,640
And then he was coming over and
running on the end machine.

731
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:27,360
And I went to the end machine
and it you know, it was it was

732
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,880
there and had a towel right
here, you know, just a balled up

733
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,720
towel like somebody left it
behind, which you know, that is

734
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,400
pet peeve leaving your shit
behind us.

735
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,920
And but I just set it up and he
had it and he had it connected

736
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,600
and I disconnected it and I kind
of had an idea that it might

737
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,480
have been subset number six for
him.

738
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:53,480
And then he comes over and he
gives me this look like I was

739
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,240
using that machine.
And I was like, and I was like 4

740
00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:03,400
minutes into my run.
So and I just kind of looked at

741
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,240
him and I said, oh, I've been
running here for a bit.

742
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,440
I'm sorry, I didn't know that I
can move.

743
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,720
No, you don't have to move now.
It's all changed.

744
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:17,360
And I was like, OK.
Those people are the worst.

745
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,240
I think that they should be
sentenced to death.

746
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:22,880
There was one guy who is
morbidly obese, about 200 and

747
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,000
52160 lbs.
Not that I have an issue with

748
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,920
people who are morbidly obese,
but people that are morbidly

749
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,840
obese taking up four machines
really pissed me off.

750
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:35,200
And I remember at the Planet
Fitness there was this guy and

751
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,720
it was a cable machine, right?
You know, like the cable towers

752
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:42,360
now there's like 1 cable machine
on each two sides of the tower,

753
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,120
right?
Because it's, it's 4 sided,

754
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,920
right?
It wraps around, right.

755
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:48,160
The ones that are connected to
another 4 tower kind of thing.

756
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,320
He was using all four cable
machines.

757
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,840
And I was like, this is crazy.
This is this is crazy.

758
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:58,200
It's it's selfish.
It's, it's insane because, well,

759
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,920
you have no power at the job
that you work at.

760
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,320
So then you go to something
where you pay $10 a month and

761
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,280
you have some sort of small
amount of power.

762
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:12,800
It's kind of like when somebody
gets a jacket that says security

763
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:17,400
on it and it seems like they can
be slave owners.

764
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:23,680
And it's really upsetting to to
see that in the society.

765
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,160
I mean, we go back to the
Stanford prison experiment and

766
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,760
that's pretty much what that is.
You've.

767
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,560
Seen a lot of a lot of a lot
more people seem to be coming

768
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:34,520
out as being more judgmental to
what's going on in society today

769
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,040
and.
Judgmentalism of what?

770
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,760
Well, they broke the law.
They should go.

771
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,560
And you're just like.
Oh, yeah, there's a lot of

772
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,600
people that want to sentence
other people to death.

773
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,080
And I think that's that's why I
mean, everybody's intrinsically

774
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,120
terrible.
We're all terrible human beings.

775
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,920
And there's really.
No, me and you are good and

776
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,320
sometime I have doubts.
About well, I'm the best, I'm

777
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,760
the I'm not just good, I'm the
best, but.

778
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,640
Well, not according to my
studies.

779
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,400
I don't know, according to mine
I'm the best.

780
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,840
That's good, that's good.
You do your own independence.

781
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:09,200
Other pet peeves when I see a
guy that is, and usually it's

782
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,520
never a fat guy.
It's usually like Mr. Bulky Guy

783
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:17,520
and he lays down on the bench
press and he does his, you know,

784
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:23,840
monster 4 benches of £3,000,000.
And then he gets up and it's a

785
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:29,080
sweat mark all the way down and
he walks away and he leaves, you

786
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,320
know, the 150 or 200 lbs on the
rack.

787
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,640
And I'm just like, and I'm
thinking, is he coming back?

788
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,520
And then I go and I do my curls
and I look back over and he

789
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,240
didn't do it.
And I'm just like, OK, whatever.

790
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:43,800
And you know, you just take them
off and you don't say anything.

791
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:45,840
And just like, and then you got
to wipe the machine down.

792
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:51,760
And I am, I don't mind if you're
not.

793
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,120
I mean, I think it's funny
because I always see like little

794
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:58,320
tiny, pristine women that are
exercising there that aren't

795
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,720
sweating at all.
And they are like disinfecting

796
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:04,360
every square inch of every piece
of equipment they touch.

797
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,480
And then before and after they
get get on it and when they get

798
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,240
off of it.
And they don't really need to

799
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,600
because they're not really.
But then I see people that are

800
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,040
that are, you know, they just
sweat.

801
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:19,680
If you say sweat and they lay
down on a machine and their back

802
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,400
sticks to it through their shirt
and they leave it.

803
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,560
And I can't.
I just.

804
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,320
That is just.
I don't know, I enjoy it.

805
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,960
Well, the one, what was the one
Jim we went to was really good.

806
00:39:34,240 --> 00:39:35,520
Ryze.
Ryze.

807
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,840
Yeah, that one was really
Rockwall in there too.

808
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:42,560
They had AI mean the, the, the
roof was 70 feet, 80 feet high.

809
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:47,680
It was, it was really high.
So it you had a big opening and

810
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,680
all the equipment, every single
piece of equipment had a spray,

811
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:55,920
clean bottle and strag next to
it so you could actually clean

812
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:57,440
the equipment.
Yeah, the microfiber tile.

813
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,280
Well, I love that.
That might be the nicest gym

814
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,320
I've ever been inside of.
Yeah, and it was just like, this

815
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:06,360
is just a pleasure to go to.
Even when it was full, there was

816
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:10,080
still, there was no matter what
I did, there was open equipment

817
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:16,920
and I and weirdly, weirdly, we
would go there during the summer

818
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:21,520
when we were up there, we would
buy our, you could buy like 20

819
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,960
sessions and then go whenever
you could go and then get your

820
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,280
ticket punched and do that
there.

821
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,600
They take it off on the
computer.

822
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,240
But but the cool thing is, is
that I didn't have I, I don't

823
00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:35,400
remember anybody hogging
machines.

824
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:39,160
It's just, it just it wasn't.
People that went there actually

825
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:40,800
worked out, that's why.
Right.

826
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:44,560
They were very, very cognizant.
You would see a guy do curls on

827
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,120
the coral bar 'cause it was,
they had a really cool curl bar

828
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:50,240
thing that I really working on
my upper muscles and stuff like

829
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,720
that, 'cause I, I wanted to be
something other than chicken

830
00:40:52,720 --> 00:40:56,440
arms.
And, and I see the guy working

831
00:40:56,440 --> 00:41:00,440
out and he's, he's a sweater.
Soon as he puts the bar, he

832
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,280
walks the bar over the rack,
walks back the machine, sprays

833
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,320
it, wipes it, does everything,
puts it down and then walks off.

834
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:11,320
And I'm like, oh, and then I go
and I work out and I do mine.

835
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:15,880
And then he comes back because
he's doing a rotation and he

836
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,760
does another set.
After I'm done, he does another

837
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,640
set of curls, soaks the damn
thing down, sprays it, cleans

838
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,880
it, walks away, goes to do his
other set.

839
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:29,720
And I'm like whoa, not like
expecting it to be not touched

840
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:33,880
because it has shit all over it.
Sticky, slimy, sweaty, whatever

841
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,160
body fluid.
We love cognizant people and I

842
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,000
was just like.
I almost wanted to just like,

843
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:43,800
thank you man, you know?
Foam to the men's locker room.

844
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,360
You know, I never know.
Yeah, but it was just.

845
00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:50,960
They had so many great machines
there, so much I that that to me

846
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,400
was it's the probably the best
gym I've ever been.

847
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,960
That's the best gym I've ever
been inside of.

848
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,880
Ryze in Raho with beach
Delaware.

849
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,320
Go check it out.
By far looking for sponsorships

850
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:02,240
even though we can't really use
the membership.

851
00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:04,960
But Ryze if you're out there,
please sponsor us.

852
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,440
So we really don't want anything
from it.

853
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,520
I don't know.
Yeah, send us some vitamin

854
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,040
water.
Send us Yeah, send us a.

855
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,800
You know why we don't clean our
equipment here?

856
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,640
Favorite Vitamin Water flavor?
Me, yeah, I don't drink it.

857
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,120
I I don't, I mean, I wouldn't I?
Used to drink it when I was an

858
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:26,480
adolescent and I got to say the
dragon fruit flavor was so good.

859
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,520
Really.
Oh my God, that one was is it

860
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:32,160
blue?
No, it's dragon fruit is kind of

861
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,480
like a pink.
OK.

862
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,000
And the Triple X, which was an
anti antioxidant one.

863
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,360
That was the last one that came
out that I can remember from

864
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:43,080
2013.
No, that was like, yeah, it was

865
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:46,280
like 2013 actually.
But the dragon fruit flavor.

866
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,360
Oh, wow.
Yummy, yummy.

867
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,400
That was good.
I like that a lot.

868
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,080
No, that was really, really
good.

869
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:56,720
Flavor I've always been a a a
lover of fireballs for me.

870
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,240
That's not a Vitamin Water
flavor.

871
00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:01,680
The original Fireball was that I
would just pop one in my mouth

872
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,600
and it would last like a
jawbreaker.

873
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:09,080
Like a what are they like super
cinnamon and and they burn and I

874
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,840
put that in and then I could go
work out for an hour and then it

875
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,640
was just, it would work down to
just what was like this big, you

876
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,320
know, and I wouldn't bite it.
You should just start dipping

877
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:19,840
instead.
It was the same thing.

878
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,640
It was kind of like.
I'm going to work out.

879
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:25,360
My dip was a ball that would get
in my throat and kill me.

880
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,960
That's even better.
Yeah, you know, that's what it

881
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,320
was.
It was started out that way, but

882
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,320
by the end of it, it was just a
tiny little thing that would

883
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,320
just tap my tonsils or whatever
but.

884
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,320
I'll never forget when I got my
wisdom teeth out and I try to

885
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:40,280
throw a lip in the same day and
that was really dumb.

886
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,160
That was really dumb.
Wouldn't do that.

887
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:47,680
Wouldn't recommend doing that.
I had my wisdom teeth taken out

888
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,960
and this is back when they
didn't have any limitations on

889
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:55,800
the drugs they gave you.
And they gave me a bottle of

890
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,560
Percocet and I had what year was
it?

891
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:05,640
My God, this is probably, this
is 80s like 8483, something like

892
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,960
that.
And I was, I had, I had taken I

893
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,160
think four or five because I'm
like, you know, you're saying,

894
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,200
hey, it says take two.
And I said, well, that's four

895
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,360
for Phil because I have a, you
know, big drug tolerance, but

896
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:21,880
not always.
And each time I take a new drug

897
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,640
and I'm like, man, I didn't have
any tolerance with this one, did

898
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,000
I?
Well, I did that.

899
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:33,800
But The thing is, is I I
remember I had AAI had beers and

900
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,080
I was having a tall boy and I
was drinking Bud tall boy and

901
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,720
then or maybe stroves, maybe
stroves tall boy.

902
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:42,640
Then that was in the early days
of before stroves got bought by

903
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:48,320
Schlitz and turn into shits, you
know, but I remember that and I

904
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,400
was sitting in the I had a the
the we had a recliner in the

905
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,760
basement.
I was leaning back on the

906
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,920
recliner and I had to use the
bathroom and I'm just talking to

907
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,960
myself and I was talking to
myself at that point.

908
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:03,640
Can't figure out why my teeth.
I got the funny mouth and I I

909
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,640
had the Percocet and I'm
drinking the beer, which is

910
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:09,680
really stupid.
OK, just to let you know, that's

911
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,000
just asking for dumbassery to
happen.

912
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,680
And I was deciding whether or
not I should get out of the

913
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,120
chair to go pee.
And then I was thinking like,

914
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,480
you know, I could probably just
throw a towel on the floor and

915
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,160
pistol on it from here.
And I was trying to.

916
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:31,720
I mean, it was just.
So, so just bad thoughts.

917
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:33,160
Very, very bad thoughts, you
know.

918
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:36,880
Like the one experience I had
when I thought I broke my neck,

919
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:41,600
they gave me a Vicodin at the
hospital and I I could barely

920
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:42,640
walk.
Wow.

921
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,720
I was like, oh, my God.
Like my feet.

922
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:46,640
Yeah.
Yeah, I just had one.

923
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:51,320
And, well, that also, if you
ever take a hydromorphine small

924
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,800
pink pill, I took one of those
one time.

925
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,800
Well, you feel like you're
melting through the couch.

926
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,240
It's crazy.
You and the couch are one.

927
00:45:59,240 --> 00:45:59,840
It's a.
Beautiful.

928
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,320
Now you've got a new drug that I
need.

929
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:05,200
To do so well, next episode
you're going to, it's going to

930
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:09,880
be crafting A lifelong heritage
with Phil and Zach.

931
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:11,680
Heroin edition.
We're going to shoot up heroin

932
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:17,520
on the next episode.
I don't have a problem with

933
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,120
smoking it, but I I I have a
weird thing about sticking a

934
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,760
needle in my.
Arm I I thought we were going to

935
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,280
share a needle.
I thought that that's kind of

936
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,440
the deal.
Just keep it in the.

937
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,680
Family are you HIV?
Because if you're not, you will

938
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,400
be.
I used to be not anymore, but

939
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,080
not anymore.
You got that anymore.

940
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:34,360
Not anymore, but so this was a
great episode on Jim's.

941
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,400
What, what do we have for time
here?

942
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,320
Well, what other we're at like
25 minutes.

943
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,280
We're we're, this is the
second-half of the first half

944
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:49,360
because we had a power outage
here at the the Brown Studios.

945
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:50,640
Yeah, I got to edit these
together now.

946
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,920
He's always making me work.
I.

947
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,680
Don't know.
Yeah, get out of bed.

948
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,080
Toilet head.
Maybe you should looking in the

949
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,560
background there.
Maybe you should clean up your

950
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:58,840
room a little bit.
You know, it's pretty.

951
00:46:58,840 --> 00:46:59,880
Clean in there.
Am I going to want?

952
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,720
Look at this man.
This is I mean, this whole room

953
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:05,960
is wow, just.
Yeah, it's always clean when I

954
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,480
leave.
Yeah, here, here, here, here.

955
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:09,960
Yeah, Yeah, here we got.
To do that, let's see it, then

956
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:11,400
you're going to pick the couch.
Let's see it.

957
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:12,600
There we go.
Oh.

958
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:13,800
Yeah, I see it.
Look at that.

959
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,120
Look at the bed.
Look at the mirror there.

960
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,280
The that.
Yeah, your mother.

961
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,760
Looks like that.
Is so disgusting she really and

962
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:23,120
then we used.
It for that purpose.

963
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,280
Highlights.
And then you go here, and then

964
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,640
here he is again.
So you see the old man this.

965
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,560
Is this is the Brown studio?
The toilet's over there.

966
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,640
Over there?
No, it's over there, over there,

967
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,160
suit.
It's on the other side of that

968
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:40,880
and there's your little wet bar
there and the TV.

969
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,440
Is that a?
Is that considered a wet bar, or

970
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,040
is that just a sink?
It's just, it's just a sink.

971
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,040
I call it a wet bar 'cause it
sounds cooler.

972
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,680
I love the sound.
Like we looked at an apartment a

973
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,640
couple years ago that actually
had a full wet bar in the

974
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,800
bedroom and I thought that was
so sick.

975
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,760
I thought that was so imagine
keeping your liquor in with a

976
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,080
full sink.
That other thing I don't.

977
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,640
Need that?
Well, that's just like a place

978
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:06,200
to vomit, I mean.
Pretty much pretty.

979
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,320
Much do we really need that kind
of encouragement?

980
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,120
I mean, there's, there's things
that, you know, is a is a

981
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:16,160
lifelong drinker that, that you
have to think at some point that

982
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,840
you need to make things that are
bad for you a little less

983
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,480
accessible.
Did you ever drink morning

984
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,200
liquor?
Did you ever do a morning

985
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:24,840
liquor?
Kind of.

986
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,760
Thing oh gosh, that's that's the
last time I went to Vegas, but

987
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,680
Jeff and I were there and he got
he.

988
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:35,480
Oh yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he he ordered the the 36

989
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,480
ounce.
What do you call them?

990
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,680
Bloody?
Yeah, double S. 36 ounce How big

991
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:44,320
is I don't even know how big.
It's like, it's like containers

992
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,520
like this, they may have been
24.

993
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:48,680
I might be exaggerating and you
know that I exaggerate all the

994
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,040
time.
So there's any order?

995
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,880
Two of them.
It's 7:30 in the morning with

996
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:56,760
like a it was a $250 breakfast.
OK.

997
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,880
We had been up till, I had been
up till 2 the night before and I

998
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,240
was passed out in the other
room.

999
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:06,600
We were in a giant suite at not
Bellagio, but the other one, the

1000
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:12,480
one that overlooks the sphere.
So I am, I don't know, Palacio,

1001
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,440
Palampolo, whatever.
Yeah, one of those.

1002
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,600
It's, it's Italian 1, whatever.
Is it Caesar's?

1003
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,240
Is that what you talking?
About no, no, it wasn't the

1004
00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:21,280
Caesar's.
It's it's it's cooler, it's

1005
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:22,400
newer and all.
That.

1006
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,640
No, that's the different one
that the.

1007
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:27,880
Flamingo.
No.

1008
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:30,920
No.
Desert Inn.

1009
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:33,440
No.
What was the other one?

1010
00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:35,640
Oh, it's a, it's a gold miners
or something.

1011
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,560
He lost my you're trying to lose
my train of thought.

1012
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:42,800
Anyway, he orders the breakfast.
I I mean I didn't get up till 10

1013
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:47,280
and he is just shit faced.
It was so funny.

1014
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:50,800
So I'm like immediately I got to
catch up and he's like, I got to

1015
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,480
take a nap.
So he has to take a nap at 10:00

1016
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,480
in the morning.
Well, that's when I went down to

1017
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,480
the, that's when I went to the
casino because I brought my

1018
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,440
Social Security.
My first Social Security check

1019
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:04,800
was $25132.
I only took 2500 to Vegas and I

1020
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:09,160
put it all on black and I
doubled my money and the guy

1021
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,160
goes, you going to let it ride?
And I'm going like Nope.

1022
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,960
And I have 5 grand and I'm
walking out of there and I'm

1023
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,560
thinking like I would rob me
right now.

1024
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:23,800
Well, people, that goes.
In hundreds, man, it's $5100

1025
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:24,880
bills.
That's pretty cool.

1026
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,600
It's a stack.
I mean, it was just like, whoa,

1027
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,240
this is so cool, you know?
And then I went up and I

1028
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:34,520
immediately put in the safe and
I think I pissed away probably a

1029
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,840
grand over the next two or three
days, but not much.

1030
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:41,520
I'm not a gambler.
I I just do it it for like, wow,

1031
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,840
that's cool, you know?
I don't enjoy it.

1032
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:45,840
I'm not a big gambler guy,
Never.

1033
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:50,440
I I I enjoy win, but that
doesn't that doesn't happen

1034
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,560
often you.
Know that happens about never

1035
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,480
for me when.
We went to the Derby and we won

1036
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:58,800
that $968 win, and then the time
before I went to the Derby, I

1037
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,640
had a on what was it?
Seth's death.

1038
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:10,240
Death they bet was for the Derby
race was like, what was it was

1039
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:16,720
like 26126 because he, he, I
think he, what was the date

1040
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:23,560
6612?
I forgot whatever tax day, No

1041
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:29,080
415 I did 145.
That was the day he died on.

1042
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:34,240
And I bet that because he when
he was alive was a horse person

1043
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:36,200
and we would go to the track
occasionally and he would bet

1044
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,040
and then he was a, you know,
that kind of thing.

1045
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:42,800
And he bet my, my when he bet my
father's death date after he

1046
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:47,200
died, he won like 900 bucks.
And then he bet my mother's

1047
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:52,040
death date when she died and he
won like, you know, 7 or 800

1048
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,680
bucks.
And I was like, that's a

1049
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:57,200
message.
So I went and did it and I got

1050
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:01,600
like, I think it was 1278.
I that number sticks in my head

1051
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,200
for some reason.
But if you use 8IN in a

1052
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:08,560
statement, it's a lie.
So it's it was 12721276

1053
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:12,880
something like that.
I was shocked, but I was just

1054
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:19,280
like, thanks dude, that's great.
It was so funny because it's a

1055
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,960
145 mint and you know, it's
like, and I still have, I have a

1056
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,480
copy.
I took a picture of it and

1057
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,720
everything like that turned it
in and I had to fill out a tax

1058
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:30,080
form because anything over 1000
you need, you need to report.

1059
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,480
They report it there like OK,
whatever you want to do, I don't

1060
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:34,920
care.
I'm not going to pay taxes on it

1061
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,480
anyway.
I'm That's so ridiculous.

1062
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:41,320
And I'm a, I'm a fraudster.
But no, I, I, I, I, I I strongly

1063
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,320
believe in paying taxes.
I do that, yeah.

1064
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:45,720
I'm good at that.
Me as well, I believe in being

1065
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,720
your type.
Mine got recepted or received?

1066
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:49,520
That's really good.
Yeah.

1067
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,480
Yeah.
No penalty.

1068
00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:54,720
Yeah, we could.
We could talk eons about taxes.

1069
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:56,840
I can tell you all the stories.
I have a lot of stories on

1070
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,840
taxes.
Maybe the next episode now.

1071
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,440
Yeah, maybe the next episode
will do Taxes, man.

1072
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,200
I dropped this gingerbread
London tower that was a gift to

1073
00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:06,800
me about one minute after
somebody handed it to me and it

1074
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:09,120
snapped off.
I bought glue for it though, so

1075
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,640
that's good.
Did you eat it?

1076
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,400
No, no, he's still here.
He's just broken apart.

1077
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,720
All right, well, we'll talk to
you next week.

1078
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,680
Thank you guys for listening.
Do your squats.

1079
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,000
Do your squats, go to the gym.
Go to a gym you like.

1080
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,960
Don't go to a gym you hate.
That's my advice.

1081
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,680
Any sort of routine that you can
keep consistent is a good

1082
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:31,920
routine, all right.
I work out more when you come

1083
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,360
here because having a partner
makes all the difference in the

1084
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:36,520
world.
It sure does.

1085
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:39,160
So that's a cool thing to
remember, having a partner.

1086
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,400
To keep you honest, to keep you
honest and keep you true to

1087
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,320
yourself.
All right, we'll talk to you

1088
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:45,040
later.
Bye.

1089
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,760
Bye underwear daily.
Daily, whether you.

1090
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,680
Think you need it or not?
That's a good idea.

1091
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:51,520
That's a good idea.
Bye bye.