Episode 100: Sandwiches

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Welcome back to record my father
today where sandwiches I ate a

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sandwich today.
It was a chicken cheese steak

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from Jersey Mike's.
I believe Jersey Mike's probably

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the best sandwich spot in
America.

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Best chain restaurant spot not
to not to hurt the viewers out

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there.
Best chain restaurant spot hands

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down.
Some people say Subway.

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I don't agree.
I'm not going to agree.

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You don't have Big Mike support
behind that.

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You don't have Big Mike support
behind that.

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What do you think?
What do you think about

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sandwiches?
I I just can't get over the fact

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that Tom Cruise is 62 years old.
You know what?

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Tom Cruise, Dead Reckoning
coming out.

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That movie's good.
It came out on Friday dude.

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Oh, it already came out.
Yeah, yeah.

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Amazing, huh?
It's like super Uber huge box

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office hit, you know, so well.
He's amazing.

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I don't really care that he's a
Scientologist because that's his

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choice.
That's his choice to give over

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hundreds of thousands of
dollars.

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There was a guy named Aaron
Cairo in San Francisco that gave

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$840,000 from his own business
to the Scientology committee or

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whatever of San Francisco.
Now he's head of it, he's ahead

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of it now, but he robbed all of
his employees.

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They all worked for free
thinking that they were going to

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get paid.
And no, they they never got

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paid.
And then now he's pretty much

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tanked his whole reputation.
Yep.

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So I just had a hot dog sandwich
and I I guess that's a question.

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Well, what do you do on a hot
dogs?

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Do you put the relish on or do
you?

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Yeah.
Well, I mean, hot dogs, you can

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do a lot of different things, if
that's the thing.

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And I'm sort of a hot dog
aficionado and I'm a sandwich

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aficionado too, because I eat
them and I eat a lot of them and

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you can tell by looking at my
belly and, and I think that I

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mean, hot dogs for me, it's
weird.

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I love the perfect hot dog bun,
a potato bun.

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With seeds on the side.
Sesame seeds.

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Well, right now I'm eating on a
hamburger bun, like one of those

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big, I think they're called Big
Mike's Hamburger Buns.

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I got seeds.
I cook it on the grill, split it

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in half, put make the two sides
flat, grill them and then put

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them side by side.
Put a chunk of like a little

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disk of onion on top.
Throw a little plop of sweet

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relish in the middle.
Write my name in mustard.

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Put a little a little pooper of
ketchup in the middle.

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That's sacrilegious.
I don't like that that's a hot

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dog that's appearing in
basically lying to the general

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public that it's a hamburger.
And I don't think that that's

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right.
I don't.

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Think, Oh my gosh, it was.
Well, you don't like that I

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don't like that I.
Don't you know what's better?

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The reason?
It's better to eat it that way.

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I think it's because when I eat
a hot dog on a hot dog bun, like

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we you just sent that thing on
Instagram from doggy style that

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when I eat it on a bun, I
usually get crap all over me no

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matter what.
And that's fair.

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You know, it's it's but if I eat
it on a sandwich, I don't this

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stuff doesn't drip out all over
me and and I am like condiment

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man.
So I am always putting stuff and

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I'm like, for me, dogs are you
can do chili, mustard, onions.

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You can do onions, mustard,
sauerkraut and relish.

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Mayonnaise too.
You love mayonnaise a lot.

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Don't, don't make me vomit.
People should be put to death

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that put mayonnaise on hot dogs.
That's just absolutely.

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That.
Should be a federal offense.

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Sorry, that shit.
That's it.

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Stab you.
They they should be stabbed in

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the eye with a dull fork.
OK.

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That's why no mayonnaise on the
hunt.

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Why are you against mayonnaise
on the hunt?

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It's weird, it's weird.
Why is it weird you put

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mayonnaise on?
It's kind of like asking for

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mayonnaise on an Italian sub.
It's just stupid.

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I get mayonnaise on an Italian
sub all the time.

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I don't know who you are.
You used to be my son.

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You aren't anymore.
I remember we.

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Used to have this guy come over
to.

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That you've been delisted and he
listed from the registrar.

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Mayonnaise dogs and the
mayonnaise dogs are great.

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What about hot dogs and egg?
Hot dogs and eggs going back a

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couple episodes.
I think that was about 5

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episodes.
Oh, by the way, happy episode

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100.
This is episode 100.

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It is.
Yeah.

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Oh my God, 100 sandwiches.
We should talk about 100.

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Sandwiches, episodes, we have
over 2000 downloads.

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It feels great.
We love our viewers and we love

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everything about them.
It's just been going great and

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we keep on going, but.
Thinking about sandwiches, If

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you could only have one sandwich
the rest of your life, what

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would it?
Be I got to tell you, it

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wouldn't be whatever the Italian
beef sandwich is.

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That's disgusting where they get
the Italian beef and then they

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dip it in the sauce and then
they wrap it in tinfoil.

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I I I don't agree with.
That I didn't get, that I don't

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agree with, that it doesn't have
enough.

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I love my sandwiches pre wet
like yeah please make me a wet

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sandwich like what is that
about?

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I wanted to have pizzazz and
I've had so many different

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sandwiches that have Zazz.
When I used to work at Manny

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Moon's Pizza, right, we used to
make the sandwich called the

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launcher and it was ham salami,
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I don't know if it's sliced
pepperoni or sliced like a

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different type of salami and
provolone cheese.

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And then you put sub oil dumped
and the sub oil was basically

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oregano, garlic, salt, onion,
salt, and probably salt and

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pepper.
Olive oil or something though.

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It's in oil.
In oil.

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In olive oil.
And you poured it in the middle,

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then you dump, then you threw it
into the oven at 600° for about

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3 minutes.
It came out, the cheese was

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melted.
It was sizzling in the middle

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and you had to burn it.
You had to bite it.

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So it burned your mouth.
And Oh my gosh, it was just sort

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of like, have you ever had a
Monte Cristo when it's fresh out

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of the oven or it's kind of has
that?

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But the last time I ate a Monte
Crista sandwich was at a

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Snowmass ski resort in 2010.
That was the last time I ate a

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Monte Crista sandwich.
No lie.

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Because that we want to know why
I know that it's because that

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was the only time I ever ate a
Monte Crista sandwich in my life

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was then we the we're talking
about when the French toast is

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the bread on the outside and
it's like a breakfast sandwich.

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Yeah.
No, that was that was the last

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time I did in 2010 or 2011 at
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I think, I mean, if I took, I
think one of my favorite

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sandwich, sandwich meat has to
be like the Italian sub where

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you have different Italian
meats.

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We have a place here that you've
been to with me is Lateri's. #13

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New Jersey Mike's.
Those are those are really

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probably better than the Italian
store, which is another place

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that's local here.
But I think Lateri's is probably

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one of the best set to Italian
Subs that I've ever ever had.

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Many moons used to buy their
bread from that who who used to

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buy the bread from Manny's, the
restaurant we used to work.

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No way really.
Yep, that's all that's.

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Why the the your brother was
friends with them?

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Yeah, they would do the bread.
They would do the bread run at

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like 3:30 in the morning and I'd
drive up into, you know, Florida

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Ave. and in Southeast DC and,
and pick up the bread and bring

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it back.
And that was the big thing.

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You know, I never did the bread
run.

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But if you were, you know, yeah,
they did.

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You regret that?
It'd be, it'd be another story,

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another memory, because he would
always do really funny stuff and

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he'd go there and he'd say, you
know, you see people sleeping in

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shopping carts and, and it was
ADC in the late 60s SE was

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gangster.
Yeah, that's all redone now, the

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Noma area as they call.
It yeah, all that is all.

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That's all done.
I remember a scratch.

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Remember there back in 2017?
White.

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Bred rich people, you know.
Yeah.

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Well, that's the warehouse
district as they call it.

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But you know what I hate is the
French dip.

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I think it's a dumb sandwich.
It's a waste.

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I think it's AI think it's a
dumb sandwich.

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I don't know, that's just.
It's a boring, It's a boring

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person's sandwich.
Well, it's basically, if you

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think about it, it's same
concept as the Italian beef, but

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it's French.
Right.

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Yeah, it's it's, it's, it's just
the difference is, is Italian

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beef is just cook roast beef and
French dip, half cooked roast

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beef dipped in its own sauce.
So it's like, well, why did you

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just not let it run off?
Well, then we kind of get into

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the concept of prime rib.
And I always thought that prime

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rib was stupid.
For as long as I've lived, I

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thought it was dumb.
And you know what?

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Recently, recently, in about 5
months ago, four months ago, me

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and Pam went to go eat prime rib
at Smokehouse.

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And I got to tell you, I was
surprised.

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I was surprised at how good that
was.

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Now you ate just the prime rib.
The big slap on the.

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But it's a sandwich.
But it's an open faced sandwich

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and it has like sauerkraut or
something or a horse rat.

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That's what it.
Comes with horseradish.

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Yeah, it comes with a
horseradish.

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What are you wacko?
And then it comes with the the

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sauce or whatever.
I don't know what sauce is, but

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it comes.
With the sauce, probably like a

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Nene sauce, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It's.
Like a relishi type thing and

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you know.
But it was really good.

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The The primary was soft, the
bread that it was on was crunchy

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and.
Soft.

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We missed some of steak and
cheese.

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When we talk about sandwiches,
that's well.

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That's what I ate today was
chicken, steak and cheese from

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Jersey Mike's number 16.
I gotta say, it was good, but I

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messed up.
You want to know how I messed

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up?
We used to have a chicken

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veggie.
But go ahead, when you order a

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hot sandwich from Jersey Mike's,
right, you got to say what?

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You want?
Are you getting paid by them

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this time?
I mean, I just got a corporate

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sponsorship, yeah.
Just try not to not flex it too.

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Much Subway club man.
They gave me a $10.00 gift

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certificate for the the year, so
I've been really we should.

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Submit this to them afterward
and talk about the sandwiches

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that we eat.
And I, I, I mean, for me,

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there's certain ones, things
that come through.

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No, I'll let you finish it with
your Jersey Mike's.

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You were talking.
About that.

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Oh yeah.
Where are we at?

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Oh, OK, so when you order a hot
sandwich, so you know how you

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ask when you're ordering a cold
sandwich there you immediately

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do the condiments after you.
Say Mike's way.

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With Pickles and then mayonnaise
if you want it, and then bacon

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or avocado if they have it.
And so with a hot sandwich, you

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need to order it all at once.
You need to say whatever.

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I want the number 16 large well
on Rosemary Parm, but then you

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need to say Mike's way, add
mayonnaise or whatever.

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I fucked up and I I didn't say
what I wanted.

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I didn't get the condiments
because I thought you did that

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after the they came off the
grill.

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I didn't.
Know that sandwich condiments is

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like a woman with clothes.
Well, it was chicken cheese.

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What's?
The point?

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And then onions and it wasn't
great.

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Like I mean, it wasn't, it was
great.

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It was OK.
It was that was bad, wasn't it?

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Was that?
OK, I, I tended to ignore it,

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but I agree with that.
But I, I frankly was quite

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disappointed.
I was quite disappointed indeed,

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yeah.
I was thinking about some of my

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favorite times eating things.
I remember that when when I

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started the first business GSI,
we would go down and around the

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corner and we go to the the hot
dog stand and they had something

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we called Dirty Water Dogs
'cause we'd eat.

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We did a video.
On this for the Instagram page I

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remember this.
I get to work at 6:30 and go

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there and get a dirty water dog
and they've been sitting in the

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water since the day before
they're leftover.

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If you get there early enough in
the morning in the water and

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they're a little green and you
get it was for 250 you get 2 hot

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dogs, chili dogs with kraut.
Not everything.

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I would just how much more, put
some more on there.

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No, that.
Yeah, I want onions, Pickles,

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relish, mustard.
I mean, there was more stuff on

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the little tiny, you know,
skinny dog than there was the

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dog itself.
And then all fitted on the bun

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and then a Coke and chips.
Well, you know, you talk about

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you talk about that, but then I
think about what was it, you

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know, fat burger out here,
there's a chain restaurant

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burger place.
You got to pay for fucking

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cheese on that, that you got to
pay 250 for a cheese.

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And then also if you want an
onion, tomato and lettuce,

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that's all a separate charge for
each condiment.

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Oh my gosh.
Crazy you end up getting.

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Ringed up, that's how they eat
5.

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Dollars for a burger?
It's kind of like.

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In relish.
They put relish on a burger and

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it tastes foul.
It's.

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Yeah, when you you got to do
Pickles, you got to do sweet

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Pickles or, or, or hamburger
dill.

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I wanted to know.
I like Clawson and I like Mount

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Olive.
Mount Olive Pickles are really

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good.
I don't like the one with the

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stork on it with the bird on it.
Who is that?

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You know, you know what I'm
talking about the bird.

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One.
Yeah, I do.

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I know.
Those taste awful.

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They're they're too.
They're.

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It's not that they're too wet,
it's that they're.

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There's no crunch to it.
They're too processed.

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Like you're eating a piece of
rubber.

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Yeah, a rubber.
And I and The thing is, is like

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when I see homemade Pickles and
people talk about how great they

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are, sometimes they're
exceptional and sometimes

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they're crap.
And that's like, it's really

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just to throw the dice thing
and.

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Then I eat Grillos.
Grillos Pickle.

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Oh, those were good.
That's right.

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And the and the little and the
little.

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Pickle man on it, as the pickle
man on it, he's all happy.

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Yeah, Yep.
You see that?

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I'm really happy with those.
It it reminded me of what's

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there was a hot dog place out of
Chicago.

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It's really good.
Oh, Portillo's.

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Yes, yes.
I met the CFO at a show and one

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of the shows I was doing in
Chicago, it's just like 8 years

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ago, nine years ago and they
were just looking to go in

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public at that time might have
been a little longer.

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They were just we were like 46
different restaurants and

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everybody really likes it.
And I bought the dogs online

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that I mean I bought them
through the mail and it just.

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Oh, I do recall this.
That wasn't the pandemic, I

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thought.
Yeah, yeah, I was buying a bunch

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of weird shit through the mail
then, you know, from Gold Coast

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or whatever, you know.
To guns to.

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Ridiculous, ridiculous food
through the mail.

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You know, like running.
Animals.

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Yeah.
Speaking of exotic animals in

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the mail, I remember the time,
one of the last times I ever ate

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at Fuddruckers, when they were
rolling out their International

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Burger Burger campaign and you
ate an ostrich burger back in

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2009.
Do you remember that?

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Isn't that incredible?
A great memory I have, but yeah,

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I remember that.
But then I thought about how

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expensive imported ostrich meat
is.

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And if you're trying to save
your restaurant, you do what

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Burgers of the world with
imported meat, which is 4 times

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that's.
Crazy but not always.

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One of the one of the Burger
King had a lawsuit settled.

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I forget who's the FHAFDAFDA
came after him because they

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they're burgers.
For quite some time they were

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importing kangaroo meat.
And that's cheaper, really.

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Yeah, a lot cheaper, 'cause it's
like they just go out and

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slaughter them on the road and
throw them in a bucket and send

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them to you.
Well, it's 'cause they're.

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Rats of Australia, they're big
kick.

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In right pretty much but they
weigh a lot so and they have a

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lot of meat and you know and
most people with enough

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seasoning will eat you know
Yoshi's poop so.

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I thought it would be, It'd be
stringy though, 'cause they're

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they're, have you ever seen one
of them flex?

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They got they're one big muscle.
Oh yeah, you do not.

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I can't imagine a kangaroo would
feel good.

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Yeah.
You ever seen, like you ever see

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the kangaroo memes where the guy
goes out there and it's got a

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hold of his dog and he knows
he's going to kill his dog, so

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he runs over there and he just
wails on it and he just starts

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punching it in the face.
It's just the funniest thing in

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the world cause the thing's
sitting there and it's got the

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dog and a grip and you know it's
going to hurt the dog and it'll

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probably kill the dog.
And then this guy comes over and

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punches him in the head two or
three times and it and he just

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lets go of the dog.
The dog runs off and he had a

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kangaroo looks at him like what,
what, what are you doing?

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It was just, it was so comical.
They're evil.

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I've heard they're sent from
hell to take over the world.

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But I mean honestly, if you.
Think about.

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Australia was built on 'cause it
was like a prison country,

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right?
It was built for prisons.

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And do we think, I don't know, I
think we haven't covered a

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conspiracy here that the
prisoners were really just the

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Kangaroos.
I don't know.

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Do you think they sent the
prisoners over there with

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Kangaroos with them?
Maybe, I don't know.

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Little baby Kangaroos to get rid
of the Kangaroos or.

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I remember the video a couple
years ago.

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Investigate Infesticate
Australia.

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'S investigate record, my father
podcast investigate.

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I want that definition like a
Merriam Webster T-shirt, but

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like Infesticate, and that was
like a deaf Merriwebster,

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Merriwebster, Merriwebster,
Merriwebster.

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Weird.
Stories about Mary.

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You made a lot of shit up about
Mary.

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I've been thinking, I'm like,
why don't I have a headache for

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three hours after I record
these?

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We have fun here.
It's episode and this is and

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this is absolutely without any
drugs, unfortunately.

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I mean, what the hell?
This.

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Is me sober Oh my God.
You know, what's funny is I

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think that I'm.
I'm almost less fun when I'm

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messed up because my head
doesn't think it's fast, you

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know, is that.
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm just more

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nulled.
I'm not as fun, but once you.

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Finally forget when I, when I
remember we would go on diets at

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work periodically and I would go
and get subway clubs and just

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order, order, order, order,
order, order subway clubs every

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day, 6 inch subway club and I
get a foot long and, and, and,

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and iced tea.
And that was my that was my

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lunch and halftime dinner.
Yeah, that was my diet.

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That was, I was trying to be.
Who's the pedophile?

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Well, that guy, you know, it's
funny, the whole reason he lost

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weight at Subway was because
there was a 16 year old that

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lived or worked at the Subway
that was in his building and

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he'd go down there and he'd
harass her, order sandwiches

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every day.
She then moved Subway locations

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2 miles away so he had to walk
to the subway every day to

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harass her and then walk back.
That's 4 miles a day.

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He lost the weight walking
between.

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He should be getting out now.
He got like a dozen years.

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I think he got like like 100 or
something though.

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No, no, no, he he went 12 years.
No, he didn't.

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No.
He didn't negotiate a thing.

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Jared from Jared Kushner.
Jared Fogle.

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Sentenced to 15 years in prison,
so it's only 15 years.

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It's not Fogle.
But that was 2015.

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It is.
It is Fogle.

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No, it's Jared Kushner.
No, it's not.

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That's the that's the guy that's
with the Trump campaign.

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Jared. 15 1/2 years?
Yeah, he should.

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Well, that's 20-30.
He'll be eligible for parole, so

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he's got another 5.
Years.

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How many years he got?
15 and 2015.

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Oh.
Yeah, which is kind of shocking,

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isn't?
He just.

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Yeah, he, he looks evil, but I
watched the documentary and the

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woman that caught him and it
took her like 7 years.

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It's crazy really.
It took her like 7 years to do

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it.
Yeah, I mean, now was he I I

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don't want to talk about pet
files.

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No, no, we don't need to talk
about it.

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We just didn't know that he
walked to Subway a lot.

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But going back to sandwiches
here.

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He was not the reason I I like
the subway club.

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OK, no, no, I did not.
And that's like the probably the

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only sandwich I eat out of.
There.

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Well, I remember when Subway
used to have pizza.

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I remember that.
God that was nasty shit.

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I loved it because I was a child
and I didn't have any palate.

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But also you like.
Pizza from school?

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OK, No, I didn't.
I never liked it.

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Well, that pizza was also a
derivative of a quesadilla.

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It was kind of strange.
It was like a quesadilla in a

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pizza. 1 And it tastes like what
I imagine garbage tastes like.

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But at the same time, the the
Jersey Mike's Kahuna sub.

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I think it.
Yeah, it's like a Hawaiian

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chicken breast sub.
It's pretty good.

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It's not bad.
I like it.

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But make sure you order your
condiments.

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It's good.
It's not bad.

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It's it's not bad, it's good.
It's not bad good, I don't know.

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Or it's good, not bad.
Yeah, I don't know.

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I remember there was something
called a chicken veggie that was

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done from Manhattan Deli and on
6th and E in DC right on the

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corner.
They are coming on to

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Pennsylvania Ave. right at the
circle of Archives.

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And they used to set that sub
and their steak and cheese were

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just phenomenal, you know?
But I mean, think about what

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what you have.
You ever have bad Subs?

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Bad Subs.
I mean, I'm trying to think.

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Not really.
I can't think of any of the top.

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Oh, I had a terrible one the
other day.

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Yeah, there's this Lebanese
place, well, where I used to

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live in Lewisville is and it
says #1 sandwich in LA.

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So the Reuben basically is 2
pieces of Wonder Bread, not

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toasted with about four gallons.
What is it called?

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1000 island dressing.
And then cold, cold pastrami on

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it.
Not, no, not even corned beef.

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And then a piece of cheese not
melted.

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And then they sandwich that
together.

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And then they give it to you.
And then you go home and you

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open it.
And then you imagine tying A

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noose and hanging yourself when
you hold the sandwich because it

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just falls right apart and it's
disgusting.

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It's probably the most
disgusting sandwich I've ever

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eaten of my own recollection.
Currently, yeah.

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OK, I was going to around the
corner Indiana Ave. there's a,

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and this is, most of these are
like when I was working at GSI

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or started, whatever that is.
But we would always go to lunch

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early, like 11/11/30.
You wouldn't have any lines.

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And I mean, the lines in
downtown DC were, you know, 30

448
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:51,080
people deep.
I would go there and I, he had

449
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:55,640
great Cuban Subs, great because
they were Cuban and he had

450
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,280
great, what do you call them
Italian Subs?

451
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:03,400
I love a kitten sandwich and
they And so I come there and

452
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,000
he's like out front, he's
leaning against the wall smoking

453
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,480
a cigarette.
So he goes inside and I said hi,

454
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,760
hey, how you doing?
Talk to him and he goes in,

455
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:15,880
makes the sub, he goes behind
the counter.

456
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,360
He throws the cigarette away,
then goes goes in, goes behind

457
00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,200
the counter.
He makes the sub, wraps it all

458
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,120
up.
I pay for the sub.

459
00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:27,840
I go back to my I go back, I sit
down, I open the sub up and I

460
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:31,680
like raise it like this and I
can it smells like a cigarette.

461
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,320
I knew you were going to say
that I was.

462
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:38,560
Just like, and you know, like I
hadn't eaten since the day

463
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,320
before.
I would come in, I would come in

464
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:45,160
at like 630 and I would drink a
lot of coffee so that I would,

465
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,080
it would just clean out
everything I'd eaten the day

466
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:51,200
before.
And so by 11/11/30, I get

467
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:59,360
ferociously hungry and a little
testy and but I remember and I

468
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:02,520
was just like sitting there and
I wanted the sub so bad and I

469
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:08,160
wanted the toast, but all I
could do was just smell and and

470
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:12,000
not just you know, how you ever
you ever smelled somebody come

471
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000
from outside that smoked a
cigarette?

472
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,800
Oh yeah, yeah, I smelled myself,
Yeah.

473
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,600
That's what it smelled like.
That's valid.

474
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,600
And it was used.
Cigarette smoke.

475
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,440
It wasn't even like fresh
cigarette smoke.

476
00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:23,400
It was used.
Do you?

477
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,840
Know what kind of cigarette it
was?

478
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,640
I think it was a cool.
That's even worse.

479
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:29,880
It was.
It was the.

480
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,440
And it.
And it just stuck in my craw and

481
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,480
I had to go somewhere else and
eat something.

482
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:38,760
I think I just went to the hot
dog stand and grabbed 2 'cause

483
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,480
that was always what I think. 2
half snakes, two half.

484
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,640
When I got when I got older, I
was fatter and I had a little

485
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,560
more money so I could afford two
half smokes and two half smokes.

486
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:54,120
Chips and a Coke were $3.
Two hot dogs, chips and a Coke

487
00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:56,400
were $2.00.
Now think about that $2.00.

488
00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:59,080
That's crazy.
So we didn't have any money.

489
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:00,600
You know, we were just starting
a business.

490
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,320
So food mattered, you know, the
cost of what you ate, everything

491
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,720
you was, you were, you were
conscious of it.

492
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,000
You know, we didn't have VC
money.

493
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,840
We didn't, you know.
Well, I'll say too, if we're

494
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,440
talking about sandwiches, we
can't ignore Potbelly.

495
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,520
Potbelly is hands down one of
the best.

496
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,000
I think it's better than Rosie
Mike's.

497
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,440
I think it's better than Jersey
Mike's.

498
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,080
I'm going to say that, sorry.
Yeah, I would.

499
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,680
Well, see, I would say the thing
I think about Pot Bellies is it

500
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:29,520
shocks me when when I we used to
go there in the city and you

501
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:33,600
would go to the door and the way
we would decide, you walk down

502
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:37,040
the street on 7th St. and as
you're walking down you see a

503
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:41,240
restaurant like Pot Bellies.
And if a line was out the door,

504
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,440
you wouldn't get in it.
But if it was just inside the

505
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:50,840
door and think about from the
counter to the door and you

506
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:55,640
would get in the line and you'd
have a sub and 5 minutes.

507
00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:00,640
I mean, it was a machine every
place you went.

508
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:03,000
Now then I go to one out and
rest them.

509
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,680
There are three people there.
They're slow as hell, yeah.

510
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,640
There's there's two people in
front of me.

511
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,560
I was there with you, I
remember.

512
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,800
Oh, you were there and I was. 16
I remember this.

513
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:17,840
I almost, I was just like I I
but I and and they were will.

514
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,840
You're just like, Oh my God, do
you know?

515
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,720
I think hand eye coordination
from when I was a kid till now

516
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,880
is even worse than it was.
It's only good in the city, it's

517
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,680
when you're outside the city for
some.

518
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,960
Reason know if it's good in the
city anymore to be honest.

519
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,960
But what did you?
You always got a wreck, right?

520
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:40,960
I always got a wreck.
I always was one of.

521
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,240
I was always in the Italian
order, yeah.

522
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,360
I like, I like the wreck because
I like the crunchy crap that

523
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,000
they put on it.
And I don't know if that was

524
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,960
they had their own like pickle,
whatever the heck it was and it

525
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:54,240
was crunchy, it was good and
tasty and all that kind of stuff

526
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,720
like that.
Why ate a sandwich?

527
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,920
The other day, that was strange.
It was a What was that like?

528
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,960
Would you consider district Taco
sandwiches?

529
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,440
No, that's a Taco.
Is a Taco a sandwich?

530
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,400
I don't know.
I don't think so.

531
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,800
If a hot dog is a sandwich, it's
a folded bun A.

532
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,680
Taco.
OK, A Taco is a sandwich.

533
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,240
Yeah, I.
Mean it's a.

534
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,480
Donaire is Donaire a sandwich?
I don't even know what the hell

535
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:22,040
doner kebab doner kebab is.
A kebab, A sandwich if it's.

536
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:25,280
In we don't put it by Brad.
Well, PETA, you do like a wrap.

537
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,440
Like shawarma.
Shawarma.

538
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:30,000
Oh yeah, When you do, when you
do a a gyro hero, whatever you

539
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:34,000
call it, that's a sandwich.
Yeah, I think it's. 100% think.

540
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,880
It's a sandwich, whatever you
want to call it.

541
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,960
I.
I do love a nice gyro.

542
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,360
Gyro's so good.
But I mean, I hear when I make

543
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:44,120
them at home I get.
You make gyro at home.

544
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,040
No, no.
I mean, the kind of sandwiches I

545
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:51,600
make here are, I had the hot dog
sandwich, hamburger, that kind

546
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,400
of stuff like that.
Most of the places around here,

547
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,680
the burgers are like big buns.
They're pretty good.

548
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:03,360
Oh yeah, yeah, good burgers.
Really, really overly juicy.

549
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:08,320
I would say I become an
aficionado of a chicken

550
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,120
sandwich.
Chicken sandwich?

551
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,680
What do you mean?
You know, like hot chicken, Hot

552
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,480
Nashville chicken sandwich.
What about Fox?

553
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,080
Well, that's a big thing.
Now is the the hot chicken

554
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,320
places?
You ever see those?

555
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,960
All over the place.
All over the place in LA, yeah,

556
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,480
LA.
When I first moved out here, it

557
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,920
was.
There's one every block and then

558
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,840
there's reiterations of them as
well, 'cause all you really.

559
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,960
I don't.
Want them that hot?

560
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:30,960
I want them.
I want it.

561
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,560
I want, I want a little.
Mild.

562
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,720
I need a little heat.
Little heat.

563
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:37,200
As a white man, I can't.
Eat a little things.

564
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,440
A little doesn't work.
It doesn't work very well, no.

565
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,360
I would tell you, there's some
people I know that can just,

566
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,520
they can suck down the Filipino,
Filipino hot and it's just

567
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,720
funny.
Well, I went to a Thai place the

568
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,920
other day and I got a like a
mile or yeah or what?

569
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,880
What is it?
No medium.

570
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:53,760
Medium.
Yeah.

571
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,760
And I was sweating and I was
crying.

572
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:59,280
Do you think Thai Thai Hot is
the hottest?

573
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,920
That's I would say it's a
different form.

574
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,920
It's definitely, it hits you in
the sweat glands and more so

575
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,760
than your tongue.
I don't know why.

576
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,440
Like I'm just hot.
I would say that's probably the

577
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,680
hot, hottest thing, yeah.
'Cause that's the thing that

578
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,920
makes my nose run.
Or Indian Indian.

579
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,560
It's pretty hot.
Well, we had Indian hot.

580
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,800
I had Tiki Marsalo the other
day.

581
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,960
That's not hot though.
That's like, no, no, they they

582
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,240
tell you how would you like it?
And then I was going like

583
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,920
medium.
And then she looks at me and she

584
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:31,240
kind of smiles and I go and I
say and I, I said old white man

585
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:35,560
medium.
And she started laughing.

586
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:40,480
And she goes smile.
I go, OK, I'll remember that.

587
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,360
Thank you.
Well, that was like when we was

588
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,960
with.
Me and I and I told him and he

589
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,560
was like.
And he goes, I want to make it a

590
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,400
little hot the.
Hottest is definitely Szechuan.

591
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,600
Szechuan Province hot pot is the
hottest.

592
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,200
Anyone anything from the
Szechuan province is the hottest

593
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:57,640
in the world.
I'm pretty sure.

594
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:02,120
Because of the amount of chilies
they eat in per like per dish.

595
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,280
It's way more than any other
place in the world, but I think

596
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,200
so I.
Think that's good for you?

597
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,640
Well, capsin, which is what
pepper is, right?

598
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,200
Like the the chemical thing that
makes it hot is proven to

599
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,760
relegate or get rid of cancer.
Yeah.

600
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,240
And that gives you a heart
attack, right?

601
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,320
No.
Well, that and a lot of prostate

602
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,720
cancer too, which doesn't really
make any sense.

603
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,760
I think it would give you
prostate cancer, but no.

604
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,600
Yeah, it probably burns a hole
through your stomach though,

605
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:30,040
yeah.
That 100%.

606
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,960
Or your esophagus is gone and
you're, you know, you're all

607
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,920
that kind of stuff like that.
Well that's the whole thing with

608
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,920
people to get throat cancer.
It's a lot of the times caused

609
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,640
from acid reflux but cause your
esophagus gets it a lot, yeah.

610
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,760
Well that's all I'm going to die
is throat cancer and smoking

611
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,040
cigars.
Well, that and then anything.

612
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,640
For a day.
Charcoal base if you if you're

613
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,240
eating a lot of charcoals, stuff
that's cooked with charcoal

614
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:55,200
gives you cancer, or if you're
drinking really hot things I'm.

615
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:59,600
Gas I I cook, I do as well.
My my grills are my grill has

616
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,600
been gas for the last 15 years.
I like it on charcoal.

617
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,600
I like it on I don't.
Notice a difference?

618
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,520
It's a little.
It's a little you, you know,

619
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,480
frankly, you can get like a
juice you can spray on it, this

620
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:15,880
Oracle juice, you know, which is
probably cancer causing too.

621
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:20,360
But I mean, whatever you want,
you know, smoke, I think they

622
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,920
call it wood smoke.
That's it.

623
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,000
It's called wood.
Oh yeah, like the chips, like

624
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,000
you throw the wood chips on
there.

625
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,360
Yeah, there's that, but there's
also wood smoke sauce that you

626
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,800
can spray on it and it'll make
it taste like it was cooked with

627
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,480
woods.
Interesting.

628
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:36,960
Yeah, it cannot be good for you.
It's a little flavoury.

629
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,880
But you know what?
I decided to it's like.

630
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,040
The crap we eat.
Come on.

631
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,040
Well, I've been.
Smoking cigarettes for what, 7

632
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,640
years?
And it's like, I don't really

633
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,280
care.
I mean like people are all like,

634
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:50,040
oh, you better watch how your
underwear has phthalates in it

635
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,600
that will give you testicular
cancer.

636
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,880
And I'm like, if I'm afraid of
my underwear, just shoot me.

637
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,760
Just shoot me if I'm afraid of
my underwear.

638
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:59,240
That sounds like something you
do to yourself when you're by

639
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,560
yourself and no one's around
watching.

640
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,360
Look it up, a lot of cotton
underwear has.

641
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,480
Phthalated.
Rayon base has phthalates that

642
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,720
will give you cancer, testicular
cancer.

643
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,760
And I got to say, if I'm afraid
of my underwear, it just kill

644
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,160
me.
I don't really care anymore.

645
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,000
Yeah, I I stopped.
Caring.

646
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,960
You're pretty far away, so it's
going to be difficult for me to

647
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,240
get that done today.
Looking at your phone every day

648
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,240
anyway, it's blasting your brain
apart.

649
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,320
So it's like if I'm doing that
every day and then I'm afraid of

650
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,160
my underwear too, I there's
really, I'm just going to start

651
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,720
being afraid.
Well, there's so many things a

652
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,920
lot of you know.
And it's like I work as well

653
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,320
live until I'm dead.
I don't.

654
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,480
Know we have the new wacky
conspiracy guy in HH that's it's

655
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,240
talking about all the things
that'll hurt you and kill you

656
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,480
and all this kind of stuff and.
Always tying this back to the

657
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,280
government, aren't you?
Yeah.

658
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,960
And then he goes swimming in the
sewer.

659
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:46,120
You're like, dude, maybe that's
the problem.

660
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,080
Dirty Jobs guy did that years
ago, I remember that.

661
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,920
Do you still have the discovery
collection I gave you for

662
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,880
Father's Day in 2009?
The Hell's that the.

663
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:57,040
Disk set where it was like the
Discovery Channel.

664
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,880
Oh yeah, I watched a couple
times.

665
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,600
I still.
Do did you go back and read?

666
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,360
Let's watch Dirty Jobs when I
come back, Dirty Jobs?

667
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,120
Dirty Jobs is good.
That's where he used all these

668
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,680
dirty jobs and then they do the
job and it's kind of dirty.

669
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,760
Yeah, remember that.
I had some filthy jobs.

670
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,480
I I worked at Papa John's.
That was cool.

671
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:19,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You, you kids today.

672
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,080
That was fun.
That was a good time.

673
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,040
The dirtiest part about it was
getting paid $2.30 an hour while

674
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,920
you're on delivery.
That probably was the worst

675
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:29,800
part, yeah.
And delivering to what is it 50

676
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,840
pizzas to one house and they tip
you a dollar?

677
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,400
Or they'll just tip you $0.10 to
round it up.

678
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:39,280
Yeah, and you just like, you
know, I know where I know where

679
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,160
I'm going to urinate when I need
now.

680
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,440
Well, that's kind of what I
realized at the end of the world

681
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,400
was soon.
And I think we're still pretty

682
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:46,680
getting pretty close to that,
yeah.

683
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,120
You think?
Yeah, humanity is.

684
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,520
Seems like we're, yeah.
We're no longer respect each

685
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,600
other on any sort of front, and
I don't know if we ever did.

686
00:32:55,760 --> 00:33:00,920
I don't know, I think.
We have been held at Bay, I

687
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,200
think for a long time by the
phone and you know, and I think

688
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,880
that people have been well,
there's also that we didn't have

689
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:12,280
this instantaneous communication
across every the world with

690
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:16,200
somebody you don't know who has
a a different opinion from you.

691
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:20,080
Usually you live in a town and
all the people raised in the

692
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,280
town never went more than 5 or
10 miles away.

693
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:25,200
So for years and years and years
and years and years, the only

694
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,680
opinions you're hearing are
those.

695
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,280
And then occasionally you hear a
night time meeting news on

696
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:33,360
what's going on, you know, and
read the the local newspaper

697
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:37,040
saying what local stuff's going
on, you know, and everything's

698
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,480
local and everything's there.
And then all of a sudden it's

699
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,880
like, you know what?
That's the thing I noticed in

700
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:46,480
like the 90s that kind of
surprised me as I started to see

701
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:55,200
that, you know, the kid gets run
over in Chicago and I'm like not

702
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,360
it's a it's a horrible thing,
yes, and it and, but, but it

703
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:03,800
runs on the news and you're
like, but, but I live in

704
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,640
Virginia.
It's crazy and you're.

705
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,840
One way.
Well, you know what it is.

706
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,600
And you would watch it and you
would listen and, and then the

707
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,480
lady, the proverbial idiot,
would come on.

708
00:34:15,159 --> 00:34:17,760
Well, I don't know.
I was out there throwing rocks

709
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,760
at the police and they shot me.
And you know, and you're just

710
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,239
like, Oh my God, you know, And
you would, you would just, and

711
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,120
they would, they would play that
and you would just see this over

712
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,320
and over and over.
And then, of course, you know,

713
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:30,000
we, we no longer have news
stations.

714
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,560
We have propaganda stations.
And well, it's fear mongering

715
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,679
that existed at the start of
McCarthyism.

716
00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:37,880
It was only continued by the
News 24 hour news cycle that was

717
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,719
newly invented in the early
2000s.

718
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:43,159
And ever since we started hating
Muslims after 911 and that kind

719
00:34:43,159 --> 00:34:45,199
of dissipated.
We need new people to hate.

720
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:48,239
And therefore the new stepped in
and made us afraid of our

721
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,480
neighbors through what was it
the the missing children's

722
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,800
campaign where they were making
ID cards from me when I was in

723
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,840
elementary school, which only
kind of was a continual thing

724
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,920
that your family members are
going to kill and sexually

725
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,240
assault your children.
So then we were afraid of our

726
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:05,640
family members and then most
people, most, most sexual

727
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,440
assaults are done by family
members exactly, which is crazy.

728
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,600
So at the same time like the
whole idea that you needed ID

729
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,080
card.
I would say I'm sexual assault

730
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:19,200
free from family members.
I think I am as well, but at the

731
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:24,400
same time.
But then like everything every

732
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:25,960
so often comes up where they
are.

733
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,640
Like the whole COVID thing where
they immediately demonized Asian

734
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,720
people and then it seems like
every couple years we get a

735
00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:36,720
grasp on something and it's so
purposeful, who we hate for a

736
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:39,440
sporadic period of time and then
right now.

737
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,720
Spanish people and it's it's,
it's anybody that's brown that

738
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,600
appears to have come from and,
and, and it's funny, 'cause

739
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,680
everybody just centralizes it
and calls them Mexicans when

740
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:53,160
they come from and.
It's no longer Americans

741
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,120
anymore.
You see, that isn't that

742
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:57,360
interesting.
It's no longer Asian people, but

743
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,000
you know, they don't have.
Asians right now is.

744
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,920
We need to always be afraid of
like a certain amount of people

745
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,520
because I think as soon as we
stop becoming afraid, we start

746
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,400
critiquing the government on a
higher level.

747
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:09,000
And that's why, that's why we
always need to be afraid of

748
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,840
something, even under Democrats.
We need but do you, do you see?

749
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,080
I I think we need to be afraid
of the Russians.

750
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,400
Yeah.
No, I would agree with that.

751
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,080
But the one thing that that I
mean, the question of the day

752
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,520
and that we need to answer and
we haven't answered yet is, has

753
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,320
all this fear made sandwiches
better?

754
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:29,320
I don't think so.
I think that the quality of

755
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,040
sandwiches has gone down.
I remember Subway used to taste

756
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:35,000
a whole lot better in 2009,
2008, it definitely did.

757
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,760
Now it tastes like the it's made
with hatred and I don't think I

758
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,400
like that.
I don't think I like my

759
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:44,480
sandwiches made with hatred as I
like a joyous person to make my

760
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,720
sandwich.
But at the same time, what is

761
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:49,960
your favorite sandwich?
That's a that's a hard thing to

762
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,520
do when I think of doggy style.
That's my favorite hot dog.

763
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,680
That's my there's just, there's
no way.

764
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,880
And it was the, was it the
hurricane?

765
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,960
No, the hillbilly.
Oh yeah, Hillbilly.

766
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,680
Hillbilly was just like, what
was it, Chili sour?

767
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:06,800
Oh.
I didn't like that one.

768
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:12,800
Mustard and it was like it was a
hot dog that was a foot long and

769
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,080
there was two of them and it was
homemade Cuban bread that they

770
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,120
cooked.
They, they made and cooked

771
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,320
there.
It's in Rehoboth Beach.

772
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,040
The guy, I mean, telling the
story when you listen to the guy

773
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,600
and in the store, it's just
like, Oh my gosh.

774
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,840
And it's a top hat place.
It's got a top hat on.

775
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:31,440
And you know, I just love that
store.

776
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,720
That that to me is I it.
It's I've never found a better

777
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,800
hot dog place and I've eaten in
a lot of hot dog.

778
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:41,120
I can give you the sandwich
place that I enjoy the most, and

779
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:45,200
it's in Beverly Hills and it's
one of the best sandwiches I've

780
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,920
ever eaten.
It's a chicken aioli sandwich

781
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,640
with avocado and with extra
aioli on the side, and it's

782
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:54,280
nothing short of a miracle.
Sounds kind of wet.

783
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,520
It's it's not that wet.
No, it's it's actually pretty

784
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,320
dry 'cause it's homemade
ciabatta that it's on.

785
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:05,880
I think if I had to eat.
One sandwich for the rest of my

786
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,200
life.
It would probably it's really

787
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,040
hard, but it it provided we can
make different type of burger

788
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,360
meat, I would do the burger
cause for me the hamburger is

789
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:20,160
just you cannot I cannot top
that if provided I have the

790
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:23,000
right amount of condiments.
If there's if I've got 75

791
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,640
comments condiments, I I can
make a burger taste F different

792
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,240
every single time.
I can do the same thing with a

793
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,680
hot dog, but I think a burger
gives me less acid.

794
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:37,520
I don't know why hot dogs seem
to give me more acid 'cause I

795
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,120
eat more, you know, shitty
things with them.

796
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:46,760
Hence the the ulcers in the In
the mid 90s, after five years of

797
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,520
nothing but I remember my wife
asking me, do you think you

798
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,000
could make your lunch?
Maybe that would make your

799
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,640
stomach better and you wouldn't
have to drink a bottle of

800
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:58,120
Milanta a day.
Bottle of Melanto days and say

801
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,360
sorry.
I'm trying to find the the the

802
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,480
link to the sandwich spot.
Here I was doing that.

803
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,640
That's that's what happens when
you don't take care of your

804
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,360
sandwich.
Take your sandwich eateries.

805
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,360
Well, you know what's funny?
As I'm growing older, I'm

806
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,720
realizing that you've given me
the amazing predisposition of

807
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:13,960
stomach acid and it's terrible.
I'm going to say I.

808
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:14,400
Don't.
Oh yeah.

809
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,000
Burns your guts out, burns your.
I have the esophage inside and

810
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,200
all that stuff.
But I mean, you know, a pot of

811
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,360
coffee in the morning, I
remember that I would make it on

812
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:27,800
the desk and I told the story
probably 10 times in this and I

813
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,560
get there at like 7:00 and the
partner would come in at 9,

814
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,080
right?
And we had, I did 2 hours on the

815
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,800
front end, he had two hours on
the back end.

816
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,160
And I'd make a pot of coffee.
And we had one desk that we

817
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,600
shared.
We had one desk or two, I don't

818
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:43,080
remember.
We got these $30 desks and we

819
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,000
had an office that was a 10 by
14 office.

820
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,600
There was 1000 bucks a month,
but it was the location was

821
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,440
dynamite.
We were in a perfect spot And

822
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,280
that's how we grew business and
that's how things work.

823
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:58,080
But I'd make a pot of coffee
when I walked in the door.

824
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:02,840
And when he walked in at 9, he
would, he would pick up the pot

825
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:08,040
and he would do this and he he
pour and you get like 3/4 of a

826
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:11,360
cup and he goes, oh, you almost
saved me a cup today.

827
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,720
I remember you telling me this
story a couple times.

828
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,480
I don't know how you drink
coffee when you're hungover.

829
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,920
I know so many people that can
drink coffee while they're so

830
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,000
hungover.
I'm like, I can't do that.

831
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,920
It makes me nauseous.
I can't find the damn sandwich

832
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,000
place.
No, no.

833
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,240
Oh, wait, wait.
I got a picture right here,

834
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,040
though.
Oh my God.

835
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,880
So it it actually was.
Italy makes a great sandwich.

836
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:34,160
Too medo arugula with the with
the aioli.

837
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,400
Yeah.
The chicken breast is the

838
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,880
juiciest thing I've ever eaten
in my life.

839
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,120
What's it called?
Avocado.

840
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,520
It's just a chicken aioli
sandwich.

841
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,400
What's the what's the what's the
one?

842
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,640
The Shake Shack?
The original burger.

843
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,000
It's OK.
It's so salty though.

844
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:51,080
It's but it tastes like a salt
lick.

845
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,640
I hated it in Japan the other
day.

846
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,600
Or Korea.
But it's not the same.

847
00:40:54,600 --> 00:41:01,200
And when you go to, when you go
to Manhattan, you go to where's

848
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,000
the little pointy building?
What the hell is that?

849
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:06,800
Oh, the I know exactly what
you're talking about.

850
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,480
That park right there is where
the original Shake Shack started

851
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:14,600
and we used to go there and it
was right at the the beginning

852
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,480
of the rave of salads.
Remember when they had all these

853
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,840
stores that kept sweet green,
that make sweet green, sweet

854
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:24,440
leaf Cava, El Dorado too, all
this other happy horseshit.

855
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:28,760
Well, they open the Shake Shack
then on or around that time and

856
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,200
it was sort of like what's your
alternative salad or burger?

857
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:35,160
And but you have those smashed
burgers and they were the

858
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,680
closest thing to just a
wonderful burger.

859
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:42,160
I mean, I'm still a Five Guys.
Like I mean, ever since you told

860
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:46,080
me the story about if I can make
it at home, what's the point?

861
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:47,880
You know what I will say it's
Five Guys.

862
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,600
It's one of the last places that
hasn't minimized their their

863
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,640
burger.
Ever since the pandemic, you've

864
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,240
seen that these places have one
increase of prices twofold and

865
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:59,480
then shrunk their product down
about twofold as well, which is

866
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,160
nothing short of bullshit.
And when I went to Wendy's the

867
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,240
other day, I got a Baconator,
right?

868
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,240
Not the son of Baconator,
regular Baconator.

869
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,680
And it was the size of the son
of the Baconator.

870
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,280
It's interesting.
They shrunk the hell out of it.

871
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,880
Bizarre.
And it pissed me off.

872
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,360
It really pissed me off.
Yeah, 'cause the Baconator to me

873
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:20,440
was like, you'd eat that 11:00
in the morning and you don't

874
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,440
have to eat again until 8:00.
I was hungry two or three hours

875
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,960
after I was shocked.
No, and they're, they're, Oh my

876
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,080
God, 'cause I ate that Baconator
once and I and I and then, you

877
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,040
know, there was also questions
about whether or not you're

878
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,600
going to be able to use the
bathroom and you couldn't use

879
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,720
the rest of the day.
Well, you know what Alex told

880
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:37,360
me?
There's a Baconator hack that he

881
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:39,880
made a better baconator than the
regular baconator exists.

882
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,760
You want to know what it is?
What Baconator?

883
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,320
Right.
Extra mayonnaise.

884
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,400
Add raw onions, add crispy
onions.

885
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:51,000
And my God, the texture on that
is nothing short of what I

886
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,360
imagine getting into heaven
feels like after you've killed

887
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,800
10 people.
It's amazing crispy.

888
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,280
And raw onions.
Crispy and raw onions, yeah.

889
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,040
Whoa.
Yeah, it is.

890
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,240
It is.
See when I go, when I go.

891
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:06,040
To I get from God.
When I go to pop guys, I get the

892
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,600
works on everything.
They're like you.

893
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:09,680
Want.
Oh yeah, yeah, you want.

894
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,040
Royal onions you want cook and
I'm saying yeah.

895
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,560
About five years ago, I realized
that I became a man when I did

896
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,360
all of that.
I added all the ingredients and

897
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,320
then I ate them like I like this
more than the plain burger.

898
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,880
Right.
It really taught me that.

899
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,280
I if I want to eat a plain
burger, I will just go bite a

900
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,680
cow in the ass, OK?
You know, I mean really, why?

901
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,400
Why would you?
Why would you not?

902
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,240
Go cow tipping.
I remember BGR used to exist.

903
00:43:33,240 --> 00:43:34,680
I think it's it no longer.
Exists.

904
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,760
Yeah, they were.
They were good for in the

905
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:40,080
beginning, and then they started
cooking the burger and then it

906
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,480
was a sopping wet mess.
And I was like, why?

907
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,800
Well, that's when I stopped
ordering burgers medium rare.

908
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,400
I think that's silly.
I think it they need to be

909
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,680
medium well.
I think they do.

910
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:55,920
If you can, if you can.
I think the problem with what

911
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,840
they did is they were putting a
a slab of butter in the middle

912
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:02,240
of it.
That's what that's what killed

913
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,600
it.
That's what killed it for me.

914
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,320
They were off.
It was like it was blood red in

915
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,560
the middle.
I'm like, I cannot eat.

916
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:08,720
This we first got it.
Yeah.

917
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:11,120
Yeah, You don't want it.
I don't want a cold center

918
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,480
burger.
Yeah, that is just I want that's

919
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:15,080
naughty for the rest of the day
kind of deal.

920
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:18,280
I want, I don't.
Need, I want heavy pink and I

921
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,160
mean, 'cause if you, if you get
a rare or medium rare burger in

922
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,320
the UK, there's like white lung
material in it.

923
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,360
You, you, you know, or Scotland
or Ireland.

924
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,360
No, you, you, you.
All you say is cook the shit out

925
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,560
of meat.
How do you like it?

926
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:34,560
I like, I like.
I want to cook the shit.

927
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,200
Remember Sicily?
You did the.

928
00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:39,160
To shit we ate the.
Burger at the Wine place, you

929
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:42,600
remember that?
And the power was out.

930
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,200
And there was.
A Oh yeah.

931
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,840
And mom was like, what is this?
And when they asked, they're

932
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,360
like, we don't know what it is.
And it was a that was like,

933
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:52,960
you're serving it to me.
You don't know what it is.

934
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,360
Yeah, it's kind of cool.
That's kind of awesome.

935
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,680
We did that with a lot of
things.

936
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:00,240
So much So what other I mean, if
I think about my favorite

937
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:01,800
sandwich, I would have to say a
burger.

938
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,240
There's probably like top three.
If you said you can have three

939
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:09,280
things, I would.
I'd be hot dogs, hamburgers and

940
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,160
Italian sub.
Yeah, I would do that chicken

941
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,440
aioli sandwich from that place
that I don't know where it is

942
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,000
you.
Know where?

943
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,120
Chicken sandwich then, right?
What?

944
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,400
About like tuna salad or chicken
salad.

945
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,240
Aioli is really what makes it.
Oh, you know who just added

946
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:23,920
chicken salad to their menu?
Jersey Mike's.

947
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:26,200
Jersey Mike's actually just
added a whole new chicken.

948
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:31,640
Product Your mother Your mother
cooked chicken, chopped it up,

949
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,520
put in almonds and grapes of
all.

950
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:36,880
I don't believe in that.
I'm sorry.

951
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:38,360
I don't believe.
In the Oh my God.

952
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,240
I don't believe in it.
I don't believe in it.

953
00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,520
It's weird.
I don't like it.

954
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:46,080
It wasn't whole grapes, it was
sliced thin grapes and it was

955
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,560
just, I believe loved it.
I just.

956
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,800
Can't do it that way.
Lots of people that had raisins

957
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,080
to it and I'm like.
Oh that make me.

958
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,920
Oh God, I would boot.
I would.

959
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,160
I can't do it.
I can't do that.

960
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,800
That'd.
Make me head for the men's room.

961
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,240
No, I can't do it.
But yeah, Jersey Mike's just

962
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:04,160
added all new chicken products.
Go check those out.

963
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,400
There was the hot chicken
Italian I ate the other day,

964
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:10,160
which was honestly the best
sandwich I've ever eaten.

965
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,480
Trying to think of the different
places that Moe's, that's fried

966
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,240
chicken, that's.
Chesapeake Bagel Bakery has an

967
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:18,960
amazing freaking chicken salad.
Italian Italian.

968
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,560
They also have a great Italian
too.

969
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,080
Italian Chesapeake.
Bagel.

970
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:25,160
They have better bagels than New
Jersey and New York.

971
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,880
I've been.
To that's really hard.

972
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,920
I mean it's really sad to say,
but yeah, from the the ones that

973
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,360
I've eaten, they taste better
there.

974
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,000
And I don't know, it's because
they use a better oil because

975
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,360
usually, you know, you're frying
them in a they fry them in a big

976
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,000
round tub.
They drop the things in and they

977
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,840
cook them.
It's not like you know it ain't

978
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,120
baked.
I've been to 10A10 bagel places

979
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,440
out here in LA.
None of them even compared their

980
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,240
chewy here.
And like, you don't make a chewy

981
00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:49,200
bagel.
What is that?

982
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,320
And then even in New York, you
know what they aren't?

983
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:52,600
They're freaking chewy.
They're chewy.

984
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:54,400
Nobody toasts their bagels like
they used to.

985
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:58,320
You think they're too betting
these ones are kind of flat out

986
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,680
here.
But I don't know about New York.

987
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:00,920
I think New York, they're too
thick.

988
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:05,040
But even the ones at Chesapeake
Bagel Bakery, Chesapeake Bagel

989
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,920
Baker, I don't know if, you
know, this was a huge, huge

990
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:11,200
company that was all over DC,
and now there's only three

991
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,480
locations left in all of
America.

992
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,000
Yeah.
It's so sad.

993
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:16,480
Yeah.
It's depressing.

994
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,280
Chesterbrook Shopping Center.
Well, that's.

995
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,040
I mean.
McClain That happens all the

996
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:20,800
time.
Remember?

997
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:25,000
What's it something chicken?
Oh.

998
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:26,840
Chicken out, Yeah, talking
about.

999
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:28,680
Chicken out.
Yeah, and it was just like a

1000
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,680
grew, grew, grew.
No Boston chicken.

1001
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,000
That's the 10 Boston chicken.
Chicken was a real.

1002
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:34,400
Chicken out.
What happened to Chicken Out?

1003
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:37,600
Chicken out was got wiped out by
Boston chicken.

1004
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:41,200
Boston chicken became and then
it was like just chicken country

1005
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,600
or they changed the name and.
Well, if you want to talk about

1006
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,200
Virginia based sandwiches,
you're going to have to talk

1007
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,840
about Santinis.
You're going to have to talk

1008
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,440
about that.
Oh yeah, yeah, I love their

1009
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,880
onion rings.
And there's steak and cheese,

1010
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,040
but the the best steak and
cheese I've ever had though, is

1011
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,640
at McLane.
McLane Restaurant.

1012
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,600
Not the McLane family under, but
McLane Restaurant.

1013
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,200
What is the McLane, that little
pizza place?

1014
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,320
McLane Pizza.
Oh yeah, that's gone.

1015
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:05,280
That's gone.
Yeah, it's gone.

1016
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:09,280
But that place there, those
steak and cheeses were just wow.

1017
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,240
I've never eaten one there.
Yeah, it was filthy.

1018
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,600
It tastes good when he had
dirty.

1019
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,040
Hands I.
Don't know why.

1020
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,360
Maybe that was it.
The the everything was torn in

1021
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,880
there.
The naugahyde was torn and

1022
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,440
naugah.
But Boston Chicken was taking

1023
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,560
over for a long time, and now
that whole restaurant there is,

1024
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,280
what is it?
It's a burger place.

1025
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,640
Right.
What is a burger in a burger?

1026
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,160
Remember, we used to do, we used
to Boston chicken that one

1027
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,440
burger at Z Burger.
That place is going to be the

1028
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,840
next Boston Chicken, I think.
I don't think Z Burger is going

1029
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:41,440
to survive.
They survived in DC for about 10

1030
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,720
years, 10 or 11 years.
What about?

1031
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:45,120
Z Pizza.
Think about that.

1032
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:47,840
Oh, I forgot about Z.
Yeah, we can we.

1033
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,120
And that would be.
Greater also.

1034
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:51,280
We'll do an episode on pizzas
later.

1035
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,240
Yeah, we'll do that.
That's next week.

1036
00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:55,960
Catch us on episode one O 1 for.
Really favorite favorite

1037
00:48:55,960 --> 00:49:00,520
sandwich place?
Probably the Terry's favorite.

1038
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,600
I mean the Italian Subs they
make there are just in the

1039
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,240
little tiny Italian store on
Florida Ave. or just like.

1040
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:10,640
Wow, I'm going to go chain
potbelly.

1041
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:14,200
Potbelly chain and then I'm
going to go regular, not chain

1042
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,440
sandwich.
I'm going to go the place that I

1043
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,040
get the chicken aioli sandwich
from yeah or I'm going to go

1044
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,120
bread ahead in Santa Monica.
That place is so.

1045
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,080
Good.
Hold on, what was that chicken

1046
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,640
sandwich Char broil?
Charga chicken.

1047
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,920
Yeah.
OK, that's the best fried

1048
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,360
chicken sandwich I've ever had.
Best fried chicken sandwich I've

1049
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:32,920
ever.
Had better than Popeyes and that

1050
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,080
is impossible.
Can we go up there?

1051
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,680
I mean, when I come back, we're
going to go there when I.

1052
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:36,720
Come back, we're going with Char
Broil.

1053
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:38,480
They're so around.
I was talking to Christian about

1054
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,160
it because Christian introduced
us to that place.

1055
00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:41,440
Yeah.
And there's just like, never

1056
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,520
anybody in it, but there's
always people coming and

1057
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:45,960
grabbing the food, taking us.
And it's like, it's empty.

1058
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,200
It's got 20 places.
It looks kind of filthy.

1059
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:52,760
But the chicken sandwich was
just God.

1060
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,360
Came down.
I've done the rotisserie chicken

1061
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,920
with the side with the sides and
it's Oh my God.

1062
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:01,200
Like every single thing they
served there is nothing short of

1063
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:02,480
the best.
I remember during the pandemic

1064
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,880
we kept them in business because
they needed to and then they got

1065
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,320
robbed like a week after or
something.

1066
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,480
Yeah, it's because you told
people that you were going there

1067
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,720
and all of your friends were
hoods.

1068
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,880
They are hoodlums.
Damn hoodlums.

1069
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,200
Why?
Can't wait to edit this.

1070
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,840
My microphone is disconnected
three times.

1071
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,000
It's gonna be great.
I think we're good here.

1072
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,360
I think we're.
We're we're we're seven hours

1073
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:24,520
and our favorite sandwiches are
just about anything.

1074
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,280
I hate bananas on a sandwich.
OK, did.

1075
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,600
You ever eat the You ever see
the Blue Apron meals?

1076
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:33,000
It's like strawberry goat cheese
sandwich with.

1077
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,720
I like.
I like those occasionally.

1078
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:37,600
I don't believe in that.
I don't have a patience.

1079
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,960
I don't believe in that.
I don't think it's I don't think

1080
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,280
it's fruit belongs in a
sandwich.

1081
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:43,600
I.
Don't have patience.

1082
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,040
Patience for what I.
Don't have patience to put all

1083
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,200
that shit on it and make it.
You just you know what make a

1084
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,480
like makes make food.
No, no, I mean Blue Apron.

1085
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,160
Are you talking about the
delivery service?

1086
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:55,600
The.
Delivery.

1087
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,440
Yeah, yeah, but they have a
strawberry goat cheese sandwich

1088
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,000
with like a honey drizzle on top
or something.

1089
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:02,080
But you have to make it.
Yeah, but you have to make you.

1090
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,560
Got to cut up the hot
strawberries.

1091
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:05,120
You got to cut up this.
You got to cut up that, cut up

1092
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:07,520
this.
I mean, the reason I like a hot

1093
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,600
dog is I can put 6 or 8 things
on it.

1094
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:13,640
It takes me about a minute to
prep all those 'cause they all

1095
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:17,760
come in pre cut bottles.
And with an intro.

1096
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,560
I, I don't even, I don't even
slice tomatoes anymore.

1097
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,800
I just buy the little
campanellas, you know, the

1098
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,720
little tiny ones.
They're not the, not the real

1099
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,960
small ones, but like the medium
sized ones.

1100
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,880
And I take two or three of them
on the plate, and I eat.

1101
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,440
And I then I take a whole 1 and
throw them in my mouth and eat.

1102
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:36,000
It, it takes me about maybe on
average 15 minutes to cook

1103
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000
something 'cause in general you
pass in a protein, then I'm

1104
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,760
done.
That's it's really fast.

1105
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,440
It's really, really easy stuff.
But then you see all these

1106
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,680
influencers doing like meals in
20 minutes or less.

1107
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,200
I'm like, you think the average
person spending an hour on what

1108
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:49,480
they're cooking?
Shut up.

1109
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,600
Shut.
Up we we did a we did a great

1110
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:55,480
diet and it was a great thing.
I don't know, I think it's Meals

1111
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,160
on Wheels or something.
Maybe it wasn't that.

1112
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,040
Oh.
No, the green chef is what

1113
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:00,680
you're talking.
About Green Chef, Yeah, yeah,

1114
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:01,280
that was.
Really good.

1115
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:03,840
Why'd you stop doing that, huh?
Repetitive.

1116
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:06,040
Oh yeah, they only have a
repetitive.

1117
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:11,880
And it was too many meals a week
and it was at least 30 minutes.

1118
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:16,760
It was compartmentalized.
So to make the food properly,

1119
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:20,440
you had to cook the pine nuts in
one pan, you had to cook the

1120
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,800
meat in another and you had to
bake.

1121
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,680
And you they would have you
using two pans on the stove.

1122
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:32,640
They would have you using the
oven and the microwave and and

1123
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:38,160
they used everything and you
would dirty like 6 or 8 dishes.

1124
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:42,280
And now I think that's great if
you're hanging out with your

1125
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,560
wife and you know where your
girlfriend or whatever.

1126
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,040
And you?
Want to make it fun and

1127
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:50,720
enjoyable to, you know, kiss and
make up and drink a little wine

1128
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:53,440
and love dinner and everything?
But if that's the fucking

1129
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,800
Tuesday night grind, no.
That's crazy, yeah.

1130
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:01,440
No, no, I can make a hot dog in
2 1/2 minutes, OK.

1131
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,480
Exactly.
And it's just satiating, too.

1132
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,640
Yeah, that's why I'm here,
because I had my hot dog.

1133
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,400
I completely agree.
Happy guy, even my my Nathan.

1134
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,320
'S We love sandwiches.
Although I've been liking Hebrew

1135
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,240
nationals more lately.
You like sailors, right?

1136
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,520
What do I like?
I like the poll out Johnny's.

1137
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:19,520
I'm not really a big poll out
Johnny's guy anymore.

1138
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:21,240
I don't know it.
It kind of.

1139
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,760
I was for a while and then I had
one that wasn't great and then

1140
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,120
I'm kind of against it now,
isn't it?

1141
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,720
I don't really like kielbasa
either.

1142
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:32,400
Kielbasa is too fattening.
It's too fattening, hot dog

1143
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,120
wise.
A ballpark every time.

1144
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:36,080
Yeah.
Ballpark.

1145
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,480
Yeah, hands down.
I can eat eleven of those.

1146
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:39,840
Man the.
Ballpark is good.

1147
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:44,160
Well, on that note, my dad says
mayonnaise on hot dogs, you

1148
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:45,520
guys.
Should know that's disgusting.

1149
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:48,200
That's hot dogs with us.
We'll talk to you next week.

1150
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:52,600
A record of myfather.com.
Check this out on YouTube,

1151
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,320
Spotify, and everything in
between.

1152
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,640
I really got to update the
YouTube I've been, I've been

1153
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:59,520
falling behind on that.
We're on episode 84 and then

1154
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,840
we're up on this episode 100.
Somebody, we need an intern.

1155
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,640
If anybody wants to intern, hit
us up on our website.

1156
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:06,840
Actually, we have an e-mail
server.

1157
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:08,080
All right, goodbye.